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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
back in my day the girl next door would kick your ass with her tuba
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
back in my day the girl next door would kick your ass with her tuba
I will never do a skincare routine. my face will get all dry and fucked up like god intended
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I will never do a skincare routine. my face will get all dry and fucked up like god intended
not gonna be able to rest til I’ve found out whether hideo kojima has listened to lord huron
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
not gonna be able to rest til I’ve found out whether hideo kojima has listened to lord huron
what a wonderful thing to read about today. queer joy stays winning
With Their New Name, August Ponthier Has Never Felt More Alive
The musician opens up about their new name, their gender journey, and how music helped them along the way.
www.them.us
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
what a wonderful thing to read about today. queer joy stays winning
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great skort there!
[entire episode of homestar and pompom teaching coach Z to properly say the word “skeet”]
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
great skort there!
at my desk in the oval office signing the “No New Films Until Every Best Picture Winner Is Remade With Muppets Act” into law
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
at my desk in the oval office signing the “No New Films Until Every Best Picture Winner Is Remade With Muppets Act” into law
*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
we lost a real one today. RIP Gomez
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
we lost a real one today. RIP Gomez
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sup dude i have infinite weed and absolutely no personal boundaries
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sup dude i have infinite weed and absolutely no personal boundaries
this is dark stuff but on the upside I learned what a boltzmann brain is
nothing quite like reading wikipedia's timeline of the far future to make whatever you were doing at work today feel utterly inconsequential
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is dark stuff but on the upside I learned what a boltzmann brain is
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i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
i can be trusted with 2000 followers
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i can be trusted with 2000 followers
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feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your hundred gyoza takeout
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your hundred gyoza takeout
running out of time here people
Q: how long do you guys think a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell stays good in the fridge
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
running out of time here people
Q: how long do you guys think a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell stays good in the fridge
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Q: how long do you guys think a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell stays good in the fridge
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
psychonauts 2 wasting no time choosing violence
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
psychonauts 2 wasting no time choosing violence
I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Charlie Brown
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Charlie Brown
I need someone to come over and scoop out the part of my brain that remembers watching this
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I need someone to come over and scoop out the part of my brain that remembers watching this