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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
a bathroom floor tiled with hexagons, a single black hexagon is out of place among the others
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 5h
Guy who can't get hard unless he is getting banned
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
Marky-Mark, no!!
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
oh my god
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
jesse singal
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 5h
Guy who can't get hard unless he is getting banned
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
apropos of nothing i'm really loving templeton's stats on the charlotte's web wiki
Friends: Wilbur, Charlotte, barn animals Enemies: Crows Personality: Self centered (formerly), cynical (formerly), brutally honest, helpful, greedy, gluttonous, lazy, selfish (formerly), sneaky, crafty, unhelpful (formerly), self-interested, self-absorbed, grumpy, funny, somewhat caustic, self-serving, cunning, devoted, stubborn, conniving, grouchy, messy, food-addicted, moody, comedic, mischievous, rebellious, misunderstood, "potentially dangerous", carefree, egotistical, negative (formerly), snarky (formerly), caring, supportive, abrasive (formerly), foul-tempered (formerly), cruel (formerly), pragmatic, clever, soft, a bit shady, dry witted, mean (formerly), sly, careless (formerly) Looks: Greasy, grey, overweight
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
he taught us some valuable lessons about eating trash
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
the fair is a veritable borgin schmorg
templeton the rat from charlotte's web enjoying a post-coital layabout upon some discarded food
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
the ol deep beer switcharoo
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
it's some of my best work, thank you for noticing
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
hey man all joking aside i hope one day you'll understand that the reason you're being piled on right now is because you've demonstrated very clearly that your understanding of very basic history and political concepts is completely skewed. do your best not to take it personally. question yourself
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 5h
i bet you've never actually won a game of chess either
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
then why are you commenting with a twelve year old's understanding of history
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
look i get it, this makes sense to you because you're twelve. i hope you learn more history when you are older
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
exhibit B
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
exhibit A that you don't know what any of those words mean
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
you sound like an absolute troglodyte. get with the program and stop being a twerp
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h
i thought you'd never ask
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 8h
The Hills Have Guys
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
how I imagine going back in time to kill baby hitler would be like
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 12h
episode 045
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
currently selling invite codes for $50,000. Mark Cuban can buy two
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
siri define juiceless
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
she’s green
Mandy
YouTube video by she's green - Topic
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Min Max Baby comic a baby grows huge legs “Ok, I’ll take the colic trait for extra points then put everything into legs…” “Sequence break to enter grocery while the “nursing” bonus is active…” “now I can work at a job sooner”
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 12h
it’s giving
ddlovato: GET A JOB ddlovato: STAY AWAY FROM HER
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🧟‍♂️ doc shartmanstein 🧟‍♂️ @docshartman.bsky.social · 14h
grass is a portmanteau of "great" and "ass" did u know
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