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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · Nov 29

sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 5h

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 3h

i have a friend who’s 6’8 but he is proportional, whereas i look like if you put a 5’8 guy into a stretching device. i.e. freakish

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 3h

i am this exact height. but i say 6’2 so that people who are actually 6’2 will get confused

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 20h

wrong. he killed someone in Reno and also he was named Sue

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 20h

hi guys, i’m 15 years old and i write articles about musicians who were born in a different millennium

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

Malice in Blunderland

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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 1d

Currently Binge Watching.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VH1...

Lotto 649 Winning Numbers Draw May 17th, 1986

YouTube video by Betamax King

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

more of this type of posting please

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

when i was 36 i started doing a selfie-a-day thing, im 44 now. if we’re all still around in 2 years ill show you the 10-year time lapse. watch! an extremely late bloomer get more and more handsome

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

pshhh of course my man is handsome

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

sure you bet! how about
“Fuckstick Avenue”
“Shitface Lane”
“Exploding Neck Frontage”

Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 1d

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1d

Girl are you a senate hearing? Cause I’m feelin’ summons in mah pants

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spring 💜🙂 @electroplasm.bsky.social · 1d

girls love it when and my axe

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

girls love it when you’re thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

holy shit! they don’t call you The Trick Namer for nothing!

anyways, my suggestion would be to call this Trick #7220 and take the rest of the day off. you’ve earned it

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

crazy how every day someone is like “i need to tell bluesky how willing i am to throw marginalized groups of people into the wood chipper. im happy to do it” bonus points if they use the phrase “purity test”

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

i guess number 1? unless you’ve already invented skateboard trick names before this one

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

just give each trick a number?

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

goodnight the daniel

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

listen to these drama queen ass bears in my walnut tree

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

WWIII has killed everyone who didn’t have a bunker. there are seventeen billionaires driving around the wasteland in cybertrucks. “ah, this is the life” they say, disemboweling a mutant rat for dinner

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

SAF expert Hannah3 weighs in

screenshot of my notifs where Hanmah3 has made 4 posts about SAF

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

“grow up”

you should try having internally consistent beliefs & opinions

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

bunch of philistines

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 2d

say SAF again