fatty pinner
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fatty pinner
@fattypinner.bsky.social
· Nov 29
sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
lying down for a nap and sleeping for so long that all the constellations have changed when i awake
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
lying down for a nap and sleeping for so long that all the constellations have changed when i awake
i read this every few months, i find it weirdly soothing
nothing quite like reading wikipedia's timeline of the far future to make whatever you were doing at work today feel utterly inconsequential
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i read this every few months, i find it weirdly soothing
if you do not appear on this skircle it is because i hate you
i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if you do not appear on this skircle it is because i hate you
i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
to the tune of Sade’s 1984 hit Smooth Operator:
🎶 grain elevator
grain
elevatoorrr 🎶
🎶 grain elevator
grain
elevatoorrr 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
to the tune of Sade’s 1984 hit Smooth Operator:
🎶 grain elevator
grain
elevatoorrr 🎶
🎶 grain elevator
grain
elevatoorrr 🎶
find me in the manatee
the dark of the manatee
it’s better in the manatee,
the dark of the manatee
the dark of the manatee
it’s better in the manatee,
the dark of the manatee
Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
find me in the manatee
the dark of the manatee
it’s better in the manatee,
the dark of the manatee
the dark of the manatee
it’s better in the manatee,
the dark of the manatee
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found a website that will send you cocaine and look at this review
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
found a website that will send you cocaine and look at this review
each one of us figures out, at their own pace, that you can just block dumb assholes on here, rather than argue with them. no judgement, sometimes arguing is fun or whatever, fill yer boots. but also you CAN just block em
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
each one of us figures out, at their own pace, that you can just block dumb assholes on here, rather than argue with them. no judgement, sometimes arguing is fun or whatever, fill yer boots. but also you CAN just block em
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just something for you to consider
at 2k followers i will reveal my Soul Name
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
just something for you to consider
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Can I come over and look at you like this?
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can I come over and look at you like this?
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when i lived in the uni dorms there were a girl who i only interacted with when we were both drunk. we would completely ignore each other when sober. we made out one time but mostly we just laughed about how weird it was that we ignored each other unless drunk. i never knew her name
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
when i lived in the uni dorms there were a girl who i only interacted with when we were both drunk. we would completely ignore each other when sober. we made out one time but mostly we just laughed about how weird it was that we ignored each other unless drunk. i never knew her name
she’s a 10 but a lot of things about her personality are pretty bad, and she’s not all that attractive physically
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she’s a 10 but a lot of things about her personality are pretty bad, and she’s not all that attractive physically
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if you > me, whoa there. gear down big rig
if you < me, you suck. get on my level
if you < me, you suck. get on my level
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
if you > me, whoa there. gear down big rig
if you < me, you suck. get on my level
if you < me, you suck. get on my level
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I'll provide spider chow
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'll provide spider chow
A&W lunch delivery to a porn shoot: step mama burgers, step grampa burgers, etc
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A&W lunch delivery to a porn shoot: step mama burgers, step grampa burgers, etc
yeah.. with me & my freaking wife!!!
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
yeah.. with me & my freaking wife!!!
confession time: i’ve been nutting this whole month
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
confession time: i’ve been nutting this whole month
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midichlorians cause autism
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
midichlorians cause autism
my friend Greg proudly told me his joke yesterday:
why’s american beer similar to having sex in a canoe?
cuz they’re both fuckin near water
why’s american beer similar to having sex in a canoe?
cuz they’re both fuckin near water
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my friend Greg proudly told me his joke yesterday:
why’s american beer similar to having sex in a canoe?
cuz they’re both fuckin near water
why’s american beer similar to having sex in a canoe?
cuz they’re both fuckin near water
it’s important to include your cat in any kitchen dance parties you might have while cooking
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
it’s important to include your cat in any kitchen dance parties you might have while cooking
noice legs, shame about the face
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
noice legs, shame about the face
why do i never appear in anyone’s skircles, like what’s going on there. i guess yall interact with each other more than me. this is junior high all over again
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
why do i never appear in anyone’s skircles, like what’s going on there. i guess yall interact with each other more than me. this is junior high all over again
2 more followers for Betty please
betty haves hiccups
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
2 more followers for Betty please