fatty pinner
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fatty pinner
@fattypinner.bsky.social
· Dec 7
okay my soul name is Torix Scorpino, i made a visual aid. any time you need aid or succour, whisper my soul name into the wind. (helps to be outside)
this is harrowing
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
this is harrowing
i think anytime you say “pre-prepared” you could have just said “prepared” i think they mean the same thing
January 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i think anytime you say “pre-prepared” you could have just said “prepared” i think they mean the same thing
in The Abyss (1989) the villain is named Coffee and the hero is named Bud, which also describes my drug journey
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
in The Abyss (1989) the villain is named Coffee and the hero is named Bud, which also describes my drug journey
bong water slip n slide
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
bong water slip n slide
i’m actually a master alpha, but your thing is cool too
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i’m actually a master alpha, but your thing is cool too
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they rub me with their antennae to induce me into producing a nutritious honey dew sustance
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
they rub me with their antennae to induce me into producing a nutritious honey dew sustance
shroomery . org
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
shroomery . org
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you shouldn’t have to go to work when you’re in love
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
you shouldn’t have to go to work when you’re in love
that sounds better than when i dated a sailor. he went STRAIGHT for the poop deck ☹️
I once dated a sailor. I let him drop anchor.
Once dated a waterman. i got lots of crabs.
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
that sounds better than when i dated a sailor. he went STRAIGHT for the poop deck ☹️
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Piss-full protest
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Piss-full protest
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you think you’re sooo funny when you pronounce Uranus like “your anus” but actually, dipshit, it’s pronounced in a much more dignified way. “urine-us”
September 10, 2024 at 8:13 PM
you think you’re sooo funny when you pronounce Uranus like “your anus” but actually, dipshit, it’s pronounced in a much more dignified way. “urine-us”
one of my xmas gifts this year was a book of number crosswords, like instead of words it’s just numbers and instead of clues it’s a list of all the numbers. so like
27409
28556
30961
47413
65192
209564
533739
etc, huge list of numbers and you’re just supposed to try to fit them all in. disgusting
27409
28556
30961
47413
65192
209564
533739
etc, huge list of numbers and you’re just supposed to try to fit them all in. disgusting
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
one of my xmas gifts this year was a book of number crosswords, like instead of words it’s just numbers and instead of clues it’s a list of all the numbers. so like
27409
28556
30961
47413
65192
209564
533739
etc, huge list of numbers and you’re just supposed to try to fit them all in. disgusting
27409
28556
30961
47413
65192
209564
533739
etc, huge list of numbers and you’re just supposed to try to fit them all in. disgusting
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topongraphy? pshhh more like topOFFgraphy!
- joke that worked in my head but not out loud, at all
- joke that worked in my head but not out loud, at all
March 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
topongraphy? pshhh more like topOFFgraphy!
- joke that worked in my head but not out loud, at all
- joke that worked in my head but not out loud, at all
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diplomatic immunity? more like dicklickfatdick inpooandpee
March 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
diplomatic immunity? more like dicklickfatdick inpooandpee
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more like funillingus imo
December 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
more like funillingus imo
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civil disobedience? more like syphilis obedience
June 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
civil disobedience? more like syphilis obedience
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A funny dog chases schticks
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
A funny dog chases schticks
thirsty guy: what are your intentions with my water
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
thirsty guy: what are your intentions with my water
is there a Far Side cartoon that’s a viking long ship, and all the rowers on one side are big muscley chads, on the other side they’re little skinny guys, and the captain is saying like “why do we keep going in circles” ? if not then i call dibs
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
is there a Far Side cartoon that’s a viking long ship, and all the rowers on one side are big muscley chads, on the other side they’re little skinny guys, and the captain is saying like “why do we keep going in circles” ? if not then i call dibs
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you son of a bitch, Your Honor
January 10, 2026 at 8:43 AM
you son of a bitch, Your Honor
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when one of my cats flops down on the ground as she does, I say "she's in her flop era"
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
when one of my cats flops down on the ground as she does, I say "she's in her flop era"