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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · Nov 29

sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 53m

when i was 36 i started doing a selfie-a-day thing, im 44 now. if we’re all still around in 2 years ill show you the 10-year time lapse. watch! an extremely late bloomer get more and more handsome

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 58m

pshhh of course my man is handsome

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 5h

sure you bet! how about
“Fuckstick Avenue”
“Shitface Lane”
“Exploding Neck Frontage”

Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 5h

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 5h

Girl are you a senate hearing? Cause I’m feelin’ summons in mah pants

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spring 💜🙂 @electroplasm.bsky.social · 10h

girls love it when and my axe

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 10h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 10h

girls love it when you’re thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 10h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12h

holy shit! they don’t call you The Trick Namer for nothing!

anyways, my suggestion would be to call this Trick #7220 and take the rest of the day off. you’ve earned it

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 13h

crazy how every day someone is like “i need to tell bluesky how willing i am to throw marginalized groups of people into the wood chipper. im happy to do it” bonus points if they use the phrase “purity test”

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 13h

i guess number 1? unless you’ve already invented skateboard trick names before this one

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 14h

just give each trick a number?

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22h

goodnight the daniel

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 22h

listen to these drama queen ass bears in my walnut tree

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 23h

WWIII has killed everyone who didn’t have a bunker. there are seventeen billionaires driving around the wasteland in cybertrucks. “ah, this is the life” they say, disemboweling a mutant rat for dinner

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

SAF expert Hannah3 weighs in

screenshot of my notifs where Hanmah3 has made 4 posts about SAF

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

“grow up”

you should try having internally consistent beliefs & opinions

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

bunch of philistines

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

say SAF again

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

SAF expert Hannah3 weighs in

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

once i saw a piece of wasp nest that had torn off and i could see part of a pupating larva, and i thought “there are some things that are not meant to be seen by human eyes”

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

it’s when you steal an apple from a rich guy’s orchard

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

yeah it was like BLAAAAMMM

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Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com · 21d

me: making art is difficult. criticism is harsh and cruel.

doctor: treatment is simple, stay away from your worst critics. go spend time by yourself

me, bursting into tears: but doctor,

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

do you think they pronounce it “an-TEE-fa” so that we forget what it stands for?

frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 1d

what do you think an “argument” is?