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@emceekayvee.bsky.social

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Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 24d

Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.

A middle aged blonde woman (me!) with wild hair and brown eyes

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2h

What makes you think they’re gonna get what they want?

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

When they leave for mastodon, we get to split their dopamine

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2h

I’m so mad at you Pot Shop Boo

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3h

They're all good. They all love me.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3h

She'll be alright

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

Hello, 911? I need you to do a wellness check on @emceekayvee.bsky.social. She is flirting with boys and keeps forgetting to check in

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h

I DO.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 5h

Oh yes you are!

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 5h

That’s literally all I know. I have absolutely no executive function or procedural memory.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

You should be bc I’m fucking packing.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h

And one sexy bitch

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

There are so many hot guys in my texts.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

There are so many hot guys in my texts.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

Same

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 12h

Accruesky for investors

cee-cee @mad-girl.bsky.social · 16h

Cluesky for detectives.

subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 1d

Gluesky for huffers

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 7h

@geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Meme about crazy town and their song butterfly and it says come, my buddy come come, my buddy you’re my buddy guy, sugar, buddy

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h

Snap crackle pop that pussy

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 10h

Cock McStuff-ins, is this anything?

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h

There’s a politician I really need to go the way of Charlie Kirk and I won’t say his name but it sounds like:

Headstone that says Blegseth

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 15h

😂😂

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🎃Jack-o'-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 16h

Rimming Pool
Don't Breed
The Babadick or The Boobadook
A Nightmare on Sperm Street
The Boner Collector

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 17h

❤️

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 17h

I shot a Halloween porn. It's called Anal Belle

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 17h

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 17h

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator