🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. No DMs.
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
Contributor:
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@thetruthwithruth.bsky.social
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
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🍗🦃emceeGRAVY🦃🍗
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.
El(ephant) (T)usk
El(on) (M)usk
Coincidence? I think not.
dO yOuR OwN reSeArCh
El(on) (M)usk
Coincidence? I think not.
dO yOuR OwN reSeArCh
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
El(ephant) (T)usk
El(on) (M)usk
Coincidence? I think not.
dO yOuR OwN reSeArCh
El(on) (M)usk
Coincidence? I think not.
dO yOuR OwN reSeArCh
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Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
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The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
the girl with the wagon tattoo
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
MëinPillow
What if it was Mëincraft instead of Minecraft?
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
You can't just dig. You need permits. Assessments. Inspections. Only grids and straight lines.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
MëinPillow
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If this gets posted in the middle of a forest and no one is around to repost it thank fuck 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @brusowrites.bsky.social
I don't think even a woodchuck would fuck Chuck, but if so, another woodchuck could watch and then it'd be a woodchuckcuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this gets posted in the middle of a forest and no one is around to repost it thank fuck 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @brusowrites.bsky.social
Ever sat on the toilet so long you have to pee again? Me either.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ever sat on the toilet so long you have to pee again? Me either.
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Them:
Post with a personal detail about yourself
Me:
No
Post with a personal detail about yourself
Me:
No
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Them:
Post with a personal detail about yourself
Me:
No
Post with a personal detail about yourself
Me:
No
My homie is new here and he’s probably one of the most talented people I know, doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶
cool tech-y stuff about which I know nothing. Show him some love by following him! @cipherlab.bsky.social
cool tech-y stuff about which I know nothing. Show him some love by following him! @cipherlab.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My homie is new here and he’s probably one of the most talented people I know, doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶
cool tech-y stuff about which I know nothing. Show him some love by following him! @cipherlab.bsky.social
cool tech-y stuff about which I know nothing. Show him some love by following him! @cipherlab.bsky.social
BBK such a perv. Tryna get in my SKIRTcle.
I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
BBK such a perv. Tryna get in my SKIRTcle.
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I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I only repost you to get in your skircle
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Changing the color too
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Changing the color too
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“You wanna date me you’re gonna have to——“
What’s that? You *don’t* wanna date me? You’d what? You’d rather what? Die? Oh. Okay. My mistake. Don’t blame you. Carry on.
What’s that? You *don’t* wanna date me? You’d what? You’d rather what? Die? Oh. Okay. My mistake. Don’t blame you. Carry on.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“You wanna date me you’re gonna have to——“
What’s that? You *don’t* wanna date me? You’d what? You’d rather what? Die? Oh. Okay. My mistake. Don’t blame you. Carry on.
What’s that? You *don’t* wanna date me? You’d what? You’d rather what? Die? Oh. Okay. My mistake. Don’t blame you. Carry on.
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You’re a good boy Melvin! Next time you come to see Gammy remind me to give you life savers. I bought the variety pack cause I know you like “all the flavors”
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You’re a good boy Melvin! Next time you come to see Gammy remind me to give you life savers. I bought the variety pack cause I know you like “all the flavors”
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I’m ordinary and I’m a little pissed because I was told I was special in kindergarten by Miss Louisa!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m ordinary and I’m a little pissed because I was told I was special in kindergarten by Miss Louisa!!
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Chin up little fighter
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Chin up little fighter
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Someone who compulsively talks about Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster is a cryptidmaniac…
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Someone who compulsively talks about Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster is a cryptidmaniac…
someone who compulsively cuts their toenails is a
clip-toe-maniac 🫣
clip-toe-maniac 🫣
Someone who compulsively speaks in riddles is a Crypticmaniac.
someone who compulsively steals digital currency is a Cryptomaniac.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
someone who compulsively cuts their toenails is a
clip-toe-maniac 🫣
clip-toe-maniac 🫣
someone who compulsively steals digital currency is a Cryptomaniac.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
someone who compulsively steals digital currency is a Cryptomaniac.
going through my photos of my inventory from my antique shops I used to have and found one about @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. BBK, this pic has your name all over it!
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
going through my photos of my inventory from my antique shops I used to have and found one about @bbkittyfck.bsky.social. BBK, this pic has your name all over it!
the other day some lady was telling me her kids' names and they were one of those families that does all the names with the same letter and she was like, "Kenzie, Kyle, Kristin, Kevin..." and I sang, 🎵every kid begins with k🎶
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the other day some lady was telling me her kids' names and they were one of those families that does all the names with the same letter and she was like, "Kenzie, Kyle, Kristin, Kevin..." and I sang, 🎵every kid begins with k🎶
We’re in this together now
/threatening
/threatening
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We’re in this together now
/threatening
/threatening
Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why’d they call it a booty call and not Call of Booty?