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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Jul 20

I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.

a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background

Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1h

IPA

Intellectual
Property
Assholes

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2h

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2h

but he had a lot more practice throwing to home

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2h

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

Alt: "Not Like This." death scene from The Matrix

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3h

off to overdose on tums or run screaming into the forest or both

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 6h

"How's your day going going?"

"Are you a cop? You have to tell me if your a cop."

(how I was 86'd from Trader Joes)

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7h

but you don't need all body deodorant, you need to take a goddamn shower.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7h

Don't forget your copy of:

"Body Building for the Wasteland Cannibal"

by Lord Humungus

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 8h

When micro-dosing for inspiration goes macro-dosing....I'm losing steam on this reply....it wasn't funny to start...just want to lay down...so tired....

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 8h

"Get in losers, we're going to the competition."

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 12h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 14h

Ooooooooooof.
I'll be over here eating my hat.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

the "other shoe is gonna drop" syndrome, I fucking hate that

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

the wheels completely came off after the car caught fire and crashed into the blind kitten orphanage

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

You are being inspected.
#kittyinspector #youvebeenfoundout

a perfect black cat inspecting the camera

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

just wait for the soup slurping years

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

The police are at your door and you are being arrested for this middling take.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

it's impossible

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

"I sank your battleship"

(me, flirting)

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

I can pick up a horse overhead and throw it 13 yards.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

think bigger, think Broadway

a statue of a lizard wearing a hat and holding a cane

Alt: zenopmorph baby doing a vaudville routine

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

I can eat a whole truck.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

The Salisbury Savior

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2d

thats adorbs bro

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2d

The first time I heard this song I was on my first roadtrip. In a VW Westfalia with 6 friends. Somewhere in central California. On our way to Tijuana. High as hell on acid.