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@forcemanure.bsky.social
· Jul 20
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
media.tenor.com
I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
Christopher Nolan's
BEST IN SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Christopher Nolan's
BEST IN SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
Doing shots of oatmilk just to feel something
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doing shots of oatmilk just to feel something
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He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
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He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement, Charlie Brown.
Added onions, leeks, garlic, bay leaves, course ground pepper, and a handful of bouillon cubes.
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Added onions, leeks, garlic, bay leaves, course ground pepper, and a handful of bouillon cubes.
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
the girl with the wagon tattoo
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
Ship of Thesaurus
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ship of Thesaurus
I'm beginning to agree with The Purple People Eater
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm beginning to agree with The Purple People Eater
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Guys, its Friday
(glurp glurp glurp)
(glurp glurp glurp)
Guys, its Friday
(normal terrible things this week)
(normal terrible things this week)
Guys, its Friday
(Kimmel's back and now we forget)
(Kimmel's back and now we forget)
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Guys, its Friday
(glurp glurp glurp)
(glurp glurp glurp)
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handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
bespoke clown posse
ethically sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
bespoke clown posse
ethically sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
bespoke clown posse
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Camouflage +100
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Camouflage +100
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[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
Just what every kid with a guitar dreams of...playing Sublime covers at a golf course wedding.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just what every kid with a guitar dreams of...playing Sublime covers at a golf course wedding.
I left a skeet around here somewhere...you guys see it anywhere? I swear I just had it. Could you guys stand up for a sec while I check the couch cushions? Maybe it rolled under there? Sorry, just gonna skooch by ya. Hmm nooo, seriously, no one has seen it? That sucks, it was a really good one.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I left a skeet around here somewhere...you guys see it anywhere? I swear I just had it. Could you guys stand up for a sec while I check the couch cushions? Maybe it rolled under there? Sorry, just gonna skooch by ya. Hmm nooo, seriously, no one has seen it? That sucks, it was a really good one.
Saw a guy buy just a machete the other day.
So many origin stories.
So many origin stories.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Saw a guy buy just a machete the other day.
So many origin stories.
So many origin stories.
Why is James Cameron making the blue fake cat people again....does he know that the characters look like that? Are these the test renders? Pre-viz? They don't actually touch each other and have the dead eyes of Polar Express era Tom Hanks mo-cap. What the actual fuck? Why? What a waste.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Why is James Cameron making the blue fake cat people again....does he know that the characters look like that? Are these the test renders? Pre-viz? They don't actually touch each other and have the dead eyes of Polar Express era Tom Hanks mo-cap. What the actual fuck? Why? What a waste.
There was this little window of time where some hipsters I knew were trying to homestead and live off the land in...Wyoming. But they hadn't thought about why the land was so cheap. Come to find out its fucking windy all the time, no breaks at all. Just howling wind and nothing to do. Hilarious.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There was this little window of time where some hipsters I knew were trying to homestead and live off the land in...Wyoming. But they hadn't thought about why the land was so cheap. Come to find out its fucking windy all the time, no breaks at all. Just howling wind and nothing to do. Hilarious.
I used a pick axe to break up a boulder yesterday.
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I used a pick axe to break up a boulder yesterday.
What, in tarnation, has my life become?
What, in tarnation, has my life become?