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@forcemanure.bsky.social
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
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I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
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gotta freeze that kicker
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Is there a gofundme for bears fans alcohol distro?
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
How come Smokey the Bear wears jeans and a hat but no shirt? Disgusting.
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"How did he die?"

"Hoolahoop™"
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
SPORTBALL DAY MEANS FOOD DAY.

ROUND 3: Woodfired Pizza
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
SPORTBALL DAY MEANS FOOD DAY.

ROUND 2: Red Oak Smoked Wings
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
SPORTBALL DAY MEANS FOOD DAY.

ROUND 1: Chilaquiles
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Happy Friday Night Caturday
(from LONGCAT, you're welcome)
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Guys, it's Friday
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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The Mandalorian in pottery class: this is the clay
The Mandalorian after fixing his rescue cat: This is the spay
The Mandalorian after meeting my cousin: This is the güey
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Mandalorian after fixing his rescue cat: This is the spay
The Mandalorian after meeting my cousin: This is the güey
The Mandalorian after removing the cheese curds from the bowl: This is the whey.
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Has anyone here started charging rent to their cat? If so, can you point me to a blanket contract or rental agreement? thx!
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Heating up poached salmon and asparagus in the office microwave just to get the day off because of a toxic event.
Heating up tuna casserole in the office microwave just to smell something.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Chicken soup for the chickens
Chicken soup for this dystopia
Chicken soup for my possession
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I LOL'd you, please respond.
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
What is Bush Cake?
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I wish @los-los.bsky.social would change his pfp so he's blowing on a hot slice of pizza instead of that whirligig
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Please let this be the last play of Aaron Rodgers career. A pick 6 where he gets literally shoved off the field by the guy who picked him.

So perfect. 🤌
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Aaron Rodgers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
And for the Steelers?
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
So it's Spring already here in California...just to add to the whole "WHAT THE FUCK is actually fucking going on?!" of it all.
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"You are what you eat."

Oh god. I'm CHEESE.
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
overcomplicate a movie title
January 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I'm going to spend the rest of today stretching my calves
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM