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FloOoOozies 👻
@jfloozie.xyz
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · Feb 20
I am new to social media. I am learning all the social norms here and I do make mistakes. I am not here for debates. I am not here to make anyone feel bad. To my horror I have found myself being a reply guy. If I am not make you laugh or feel good then I have likely made a mistake.
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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h
Thwordfish
Fish that looks like a thong
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
I'm glad you screenshot that
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
I would share 🧡
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
How long till you are hosting a true crime show?
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
Hahaha, NO. I worked hard to give them a garden to fuck up. I love them too 🧡
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
Also why does the skin tone differ so much? The calf tone(#2) looks too real 🤢
anna-molly's sick and fowl urinal. I can't 🤢
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
How the fuck did you encounter this? Are you actively searching for these? Should those who care about you be worried?

Also that's amazing!
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h
I'm going to fuck you up!

-butterflies to my garden
yourcatbuttface.bsky.social Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 8h
I'm going to fuck you up!

-my cats to my couch
theciscokidder.bsky.social Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 9h
I'm going to fuck you up!

-me to my sandwich
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h
Reminds me of Drax
a man with a tattoo on his chest is sitting in a dark room .
Alt: Drax the Destroyer of Guardians of the Galaxy thinking if he moves slowly no one can see him
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h
I think Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop has a few
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5d
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someone (not me) standing on a sidewalk with the words written: you are not hard to love. a rainbow cascading off the sidewalk
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h
YAY JOY!!! feel the good feelings and enjoy the moment 🧡🧡🧡 so happy for you
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h
😂
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h
that's best
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h
grab'em by the foundation
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h
I've always thought @hontdog.bsky.social is @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h
for now
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h
sleep
a close up of a cartoon snake with a blue background
Alt: Kaa from the Jungle Book, a Burmese python. Her eyes are hypnotic.
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 12h
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 12h
I know I'm irresistible and you want me....
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13h
My homeowners association made me take down my Halloween decorations because they were too scary (positive pregnancy tests)
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 12h
🧡🫂🧡
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13h
Why? Why shouldn't I ride that horse-sized duck?
sign with a pic of a duck with a human riding it no climbing or sitting on ducks - these premises are under video surveillance
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 12h
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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 13h
Updated started pack!
These are the people I go to first when I need to laugh
Absurd, ridiculous, and most definitely risible

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two cats wearing sunglasses are sitting next to each other on a sign that says `` my crew '' .
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