NosferaPru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
[sign in hawk's kitchen]
EAT PREY, LOVE
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Everybody shut up they're making stripey wotsit dingles on the Great British Bakeoff
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
I confess wild horses COULD drag me away. In fact it would only probably take a single very sickly one
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mochy.bsky.social
This Geoff will never die (he's already dead)
Craig Ferguson and Geoff the Robot (as voiced by Josh Robert Thompson,) from The Late Late Show on CBS, around 2011-2014. They're both standing at Geoff's podium looking cheeky with the studio set as background.
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo

Guy: But this is how I look when I drive
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
1st base: kissing

2nd base: petting

base 10: math stuff
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Crossing off "contain multitudes" from the to do list
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
namby AND pamby? In this economy?
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
What I lack in clarity of mind I make up for in something something whatever
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ormatar.bsky.social
Who up eating that black licorice star?
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Delicious if literal: candyass
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senritsu.bsky.social
I nerd laughed at this
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
1st base: kissing

2nd base: petting

base 10: math stuff
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saltssaltgirl.bsky.social
I’ve had one of those days that make you second guess all the choices that have brought you to second guess all your choices.
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frovo.bsky.social
vintage record store going out of business, all sales vinyl
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granttanaka.bsky.social
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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steamymac.bsky.social
Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Painful if literal: woman crush Wednesday
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Tacos don't need a reason or a day
prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
You're a candyass (complementary)
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
anyone else ever have an irrational fear that you’ve been hypnotized without your knowledge
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
a zombie apocalypse is just high stakes nes duck hunt
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
You either die young or live long enough to see Gen Z discover your childhood song and make it go viral