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the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
· Dec 13
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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every time I see a video with Ariana Grande lately I'm worried she'll cough and snap in half
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
every time I see a video with Ariana Grande lately I'm worried she'll cough and snap in half
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
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But that moment of bliss when the ‘cado is so beautifully ripe!
You open an avocado to find it's perfectly ripe. Then a mermaid flies in on the back of a dragon.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
But that moment of bliss when the ‘cado is so beautifully ripe!
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/26/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/26/2...
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/26/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/26/2...
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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Don't mean to be a stickler but "no words" are actually words
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't mean to be a stickler but "no words" are actually words
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BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
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No, she hears what you’re saying. That’s the problem, chief.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No, she hears what you’re saying. That’s the problem, chief.
You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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Persephone has joined the chat
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Persephone has joined the chat
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Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
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they say if you don’t love yourself, you can’t love anyone else and that works perfectly for me
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they say if you don’t love yourself, you can’t love anyone else and that works perfectly for me
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i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
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my pet conspiracy theory is that some stores suppress cellular signal to make it harder to comparison shop
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my pet conspiracy theory is that some stores suppress cellular signal to make it harder to comparison shop
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
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Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
May 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone
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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
June 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.