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Nate's Myth
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ยท Aug 20
"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
a briecovery workout involves cheese curls
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
a briecovery workout involves cheese curls
when I ask what kind of tea someone wants and they say "Surprise me", I feel obligated to go out and find a variety they've never even heard of
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
when I ask what kind of tea someone wants and they say "Surprise me", I feel obligated to go out and find a variety they've never even heard of
Sally from Peanuts singing Linus a Sade cover "Sweetest Baboo"
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Sally from Peanuts singing Linus a Sade cover "Sweetest Baboo"
I would love love love a reality show where you give billionaires no resources, no healthcare, no powerful connections, parental units that are a net negative in help, and watch them try to 'make it' starting with a minimum wage job. Most of them would not be able to hold a job
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I would love love love a reality show where you give billionaires no resources, no healthcare, no powerful connections, parental units that are a net negative in help, and watch them try to 'make it' starting with a minimum wage job. Most of them would not be able to hold a job
potentially cancerous lumps at the bottom of the list probably
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
potentially cancerous lumps at the bottom of the list probably
fitness trainer: ok next grab a mat and lie down on your side
me: oh hell yeah I'm good at this one
trainer: where.. did you get a blanket?
me: *already snoring*
me: oh hell yeah I'm good at this one
trainer: where.. did you get a blanket?
me: *already snoring*
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
fitness trainer: ok next grab a mat and lie down on your side
me: oh hell yeah I'm good at this one
trainer: where.. did you get a blanket?
me: *already snoring*
me: oh hell yeah I'm good at this one
trainer: where.. did you get a blanket?
me: *already snoring*
you should see how bad antibiotics win against amateurbiotics
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
you should see how bad antibiotics win against amateurbiotics
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Can I offer you a nice hot boat of gravy in these troubling times?
Sometimes after a long day I like to kick back and relax with a nice hot boat of gravy
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Can I offer you a nice hot boat of gravy in these troubling times?
big deal, pizza, I'm cheesy and stuffed with carbs too
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
big deal, pizza, I'm cheesy and stuffed with carbs too
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sometimes around 7:30 on a Friday night Iโll be thinking about how some people are actually thinking about going out later and it makes me nauseated to be honest
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
sometimes around 7:30 on a Friday night Iโll be thinking about how some people are actually thinking about going out later and it makes me nauseated to be honest
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me (writing): "It.. was a.. Dark.. and Stormy.. night"
me (to bartender): one Dark and Stormy, please
bartender: I thought I told you not to come back
me (to bartender): one Dark and Stormy, please
bartender: I thought I told you not to come back
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
me (writing): "It.. was a.. Dark.. and Stormy.. night"
me (to bartender): one Dark and Stormy, please
bartender: I thought I told you not to come back
me (to bartender): one Dark and Stormy, please
bartender: I thought I told you not to come back
oh thank goobness, I was leaving the shorter one on repeat bc it's so soothing
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
oh thank goobness, I was leaving the shorter one on repeat bc it's so soothing
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the impact of subtitles:
1) actors can mumble their lines with impunity
2) my ears get dumber
3) I compensate by wearing eyeglasses that make me look smart
1) actors can mumble their lines with impunity
2) my ears get dumber
3) I compensate by wearing eyeglasses that make me look smart
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
the impact of subtitles:
1) actors can mumble their lines with impunity
2) my ears get dumber
3) I compensate by wearing eyeglasses that make me look smart
1) actors can mumble their lines with impunity
2) my ears get dumber
3) I compensate by wearing eyeglasses that make me look smart
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"Americans are being pulled into something worse than war. We are being pulled into a global realignment in which our existence is inconvenient. The ruling class doesn't want to spill my blood: they want to kill my soul and hope that I don't notice. They want the same for you, whoever you are."
My newsletter is back! I wrote about a road trip through Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas โ and what it tells us about Americaโs imperial ambitions.
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-invaders
The Invaders
Thieves of American empire are gunning for your future.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"Americans are being pulled into something worse than war. We are being pulled into a global realignment in which our existence is inconvenient. The ruling class doesn't want to spill my blood: they want to kill my soul and hope that I don't notice. They want the same for you, whoever you are."
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but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes
the same people insisting it's impossible to just shut down an entire federal agency are the same people who have been doing so for a year
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
the same people insisting it's impossible to just shut down an entire federal agency are the same people who have been doing so for a year
it's amusing that I get dozens of targeted ads for me to โachieve extreme high performance!!โ when I'd settle for โconsistently functionalโ
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
it's amusing that I get dozens of targeted ads for me to โachieve extreme high performance!!โ when I'd settle for โconsistently functionalโ
I've seen others speculate something similar and I don't think it's crazy or conspiratorial at all. Moving piles of money around is one kind of game, building specialized capital intensive real estate is another, and they aren't that stupid
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I've seen others speculate something similar and I don't think it's crazy or conspiratorial at all. Moving piles of money around is one kind of game, building specialized capital intensive real estate is another, and they aren't that stupid
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You never hear of Albert Einstein's evil twin brother, Frank.
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
You never hear of Albert Einstein's evil twin brother, Frank.
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Have you tried screaming louder?
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Have you tried screaming louder?
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like the beach town's mayor's from the Spielberg movie blockbuster Jaws.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like the beach town's mayor's from the Spielberg movie blockbuster Jaws.
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2 factor authentication but for people who knock at your door.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
2 factor authentication but for people who knock at your door.
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I thought I lost my mind, but turns out it was just in my pocket.
Waitโฆ nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
Waitโฆ nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I thought I lost my mind, but turns out it was just in my pocket.
Waitโฆ nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
Waitโฆ nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
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Funny how much dry january looks like house arrest in my friend group
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Funny how much dry january looks like house arrest in my friend group