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DeeDastardly
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Popcorn ceilings just aren’t as tasty as you’d think.
Being cynical is the new happy.
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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But, I dont want to play the sane one today.
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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If someone calls me "dog," I take that as a green light to mount them and assert my dominance.
November 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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I'm running out of room for another "I told you so" tattoo.
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Coexistence has been canceled.
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day.
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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'Clench' is an intrinsically funny word. Anyway, crapped my pants at the train station again
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Why read about dystopian societies when you can just live in them.
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I still have a passionate love of *life.

*naps
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Choosing to be slothful and not ruthless is a professional goal.
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I can't wait until I'm really old so I can bore people by making 30 second stories last for hours then relating it all back to the weather.
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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There’s an unexpected item in the teabagging area.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
It’s been so long since I shopped for groceries it’s just the string cheese keeping me alive.
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Can any reply people out there tell me what a rhetorical joke is?
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Social media

2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Love means never having to say sorry for your misuse of your and you’re.
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
20 years ago you could never have said that your Yeti smelled like Pina Colada without people thinking you were a pervert.

What a wonderful time to be alive.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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a vampire who hunts down his own kind, fueled by the rage of being burdened with the dark gift he never desired and deprived him of his true love: garlic bread
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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Does it seem more respectful to say Mature Woman than Ole Miss?
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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At my age, my hobbies now include: finding a comfortable position, and regretting what I ate.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I wanted to become an undertaker but the industry is dead.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
2 factor authentication but for people who knock at your door.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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a yellow submarine would really stick out i dont think the beatles ever saw a real submersible
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM