DeeDastardly
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DeeDastardly
@mydmac.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Popcorn ceilings just aren’t as tasty as you’d think.
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Coexistence has been canceled.
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Coexistence has been canceled.
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Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day.
February 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day.
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'Clench' is an intrinsically funny word. Anyway, crapped my pants at the train station again
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
'Clench' is an intrinsically funny word. Anyway, crapped my pants at the train station again
Why read about dystopian societies when you can just live in them.
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Why read about dystopian societies when you can just live in them.
I still have a passionate love of *life.
*naps
*naps
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I still have a passionate love of *life.
*naps
*naps
Choosing to be slothful and not ruthless is a professional goal.
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Choosing to be slothful and not ruthless is a professional goal.
I can't wait until I'm really old so I can bore people by making 30 second stories last for hours then relating it all back to the weather.
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I can't wait until I'm really old so I can bore people by making 30 second stories last for hours then relating it all back to the weather.
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There’s an unexpected item in the teabagging area.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
There’s an unexpected item in the teabagging area.
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Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
It’s been so long since I shopped for groceries it’s just the string cheese keeping me alive.
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It’s been so long since I shopped for groceries it’s just the string cheese keeping me alive.
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Can any reply people out there tell me what a rhetorical joke is?
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Can any reply people out there tell me what a rhetorical joke is?
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Social media
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Social media
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
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On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
Love means never having to say sorry for your misuse of your and you’re.
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Love means never having to say sorry for your misuse of your and you’re.
20 years ago you could never have said that your Yeti smelled like Pina Colada without people thinking you were a pervert.
What a wonderful time to be alive.
What a wonderful time to be alive.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
20 years ago you could never have said that your Yeti smelled like Pina Colada without people thinking you were a pervert.
What a wonderful time to be alive.
What a wonderful time to be alive.
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a vampire who hunts down his own kind, fueled by the rage of being burdened with the dark gift he never desired and deprived him of his true love: garlic bread
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 AM
a vampire who hunts down his own kind, fueled by the rage of being burdened with the dark gift he never desired and deprived him of his true love: garlic bread
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Does it seem more respectful to say Mature Woman than Ole Miss?
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Does it seem more respectful to say Mature Woman than Ole Miss?
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At my age, my hobbies now include: finding a comfortable position, and regretting what I ate.
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
At my age, my hobbies now include: finding a comfortable position, and regretting what I ate.
I wanted to become an undertaker but the industry is dead.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I wanted to become an undertaker but the industry is dead.
2 factor authentication but for people who knock at your door.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
2 factor authentication but for people who knock at your door.
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a yellow submarine would really stick out i dont think the beatles ever saw a real submersible
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
a yellow submarine would really stick out i dont think the beatles ever saw a real submersible
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Just read a great financial times article about how to safely burn furniture for warmth
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just read a great financial times article about how to safely burn furniture for warmth
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I'm afraid the price of dirty deeds has risen precipitously due to tariffs and inflation
March 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm afraid the price of dirty deeds has risen precipitously due to tariffs and inflation
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Dammit, my clothes have shrunk again.
June 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Dammit, my clothes have shrunk again.
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Diet day 1
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
December 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Diet day 1
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious.