Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Cult leaders could learn a lot from Papa Smurf
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Did all the YOLO people finally die off?
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Did all the YOLO people finally die off?
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please, for the love of god, how do i unlearn how to dougie.
February 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
please, for the love of god, how do i unlearn how to dougie.
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Wicked sorry the Department of War shot down your party balloon
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Wicked sorry the Department of War shot down your party balloon
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Wish I could ask Jesus which camouflage pattern he prefers
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Wish I could ask Jesus which camouflage pattern he prefers
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nobody paints camo on their faces like its the 80s anymore and it shows
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
nobody paints camo on their faces like its the 80s anymore and it shows
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violets are blue
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
violets are blue
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead
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I see your like and raise you a retweet
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I see your like and raise you a retweet
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Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
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Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
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some of you should just quit posting and become mimes
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
some of you should just quit posting and become mimes
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alt text for posts with new slang explaining said slang
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
alt text for posts with new slang explaining said slang
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I didn’t die yesterday so I’m here posting my dumb thoughts
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I didn’t die yesterday so I’m here posting my dumb thoughts
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cleaning my belly button for lint
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
cleaning my belly button for lint
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I'm giving up my will to live for lent
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'm giving up my will to live for lent
Paying my therapist extra if she can guess my darkest thoughts in a rousing game of charades
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Paying my therapist extra if she can guess my darkest thoughts in a rousing game of charades
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selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
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Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
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reuben is short for reubenjamin
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
reuben is short for reubenjamin
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
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“glaze my lips real good babe,” i murmur to my donut
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
“glaze my lips real good babe,” i murmur to my donut
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shoot me from a cannon like one of your circus girls
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
shoot me from a cannon like one of your circus girls
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do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
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Him: I just want to know what makes you tick
Me: same
Me: same
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Him: I just want to know what makes you tick
Me: same
Me: same
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just wait 'til the vanity plate people learn about t-shirts. that's gonna rock their world.
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
just wait 'til the vanity plate people learn about t-shirts. that's gonna rock their world.
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searching pornhub for the vacant gaze of a disinterested woman
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
searching pornhub for the vacant gaze of a disinterested woman