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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Cult leaders could learn a lot from Papa Smurf
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Did all the YOLO people finally die off?
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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please, for the love of god, how do i unlearn how to dougie.
February 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Wicked sorry the Department of War shot down your party balloon
February 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Wish I could ask Jesus which camouflage pattern he prefers
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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nobody paints camo on their faces like its the 80s anymore and it shows
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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violets are blue
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I see your like and raise you a retweet
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Bringing that idgaf charm to all that I do
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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some of you should just quit posting and become mimes
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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I didn’t die yesterday so I’m here posting my dumb thoughts
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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cleaning my belly button for lint
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I'm giving up my will to live for lent
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Paying my therapist extra if she can guess my darkest thoughts in a rousing game of charades
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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selling my nudes, they’re two for the price of one (1) human soul. serious inquiries only.
February 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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reuben is short for reubenjamin
February 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.

*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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“glaze my lips real good babe,” i murmur to my donut
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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shoot me from a cannon like one of your circus girls
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Him: I just want to know what makes you tick

Me: same
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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just wait 'til the vanity plate people learn about t-shirts. that's gonna rock their world.
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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searching pornhub for the vacant gaze of a disinterested woman
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM