Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I'm usually not the type to make the first move, but I have been flirting with the sweet embrace of death.
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curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
curling but with a hot iron is that a thing that should be a thing
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You should be offered juice and cookies after more things than just giving blood.
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You should be offered juice and cookies after more things than just giving blood.
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
“Sorry you had to wait so long to get your driver’s license photo taken. Have a cookie.”
“Thank you for that strenuous bout of lovemaking. Please visit the juice and cookie table before leaving.”
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A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
February 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A guy was wearing a black shirt over a white one. I mistook him for a priest and he was ill equipped to handle my confession.
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oh yippee my child learned how to whistle
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
oh yippee my child learned how to whistle
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I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I need a wise enlightened spiritual master to tell me everything will be alright
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Just another Manwich Monday
February 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Just another Manwich Monday
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Bluesky asking what's up... Not my morale, pal.
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Bluesky asking what's up... Not my morale, pal.
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
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muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
muting rfk until my cocaine gets here
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the only Oscar I care about lives in a trash can on Sesame Street
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the only Oscar I care about lives in a trash can on Sesame Street
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Started at the bottom, I’m still here
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Started at the bottom, I’m still here
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
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is there anything crueler than the three pulsing dots that precede no actual message
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
is there anything crueler than the three pulsing dots that precede no actual message
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Getting as stoned as I can before bed to keep the dreams and night terrors away.
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Getting as stoned as I can before bed to keep the dreams and night terrors away.
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peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
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Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad
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feelin like an echo in the void
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
feelin like an echo in the void
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i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)
Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.
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Everything I know about love I learned from scrambled Saturday night Cinemax movies
October 2, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Everything I know about love I learned from scrambled Saturday night Cinemax movies
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I get it, I’m dumb too
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I get it, I’m dumb too
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It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
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I need a “stop doing that” list
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I need a “stop doing that” list
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People who don't believe it's the little things that count have never seen my face when I get a spork.
December 17, 2023 at 1:59 AM
People who don't believe it's the little things that count have never seen my face when I get a spork.
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hello kitty could fix this
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
hello kitty could fix this