Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I always get a haircut before Thanksgiving so Grandma can't get the upper hand at gravy wrestling.
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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i like to drink artificial hair color and i will fight for my right to do it with my dyeing breath
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i like to drink artificial hair color and i will fight for my right to do it with my dyeing breath
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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Drinking coffee until I turn into The Great Cornholio
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Drinking coffee until I turn into The Great Cornholio
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I put your leftovers in the appropriate containers so they stay fresh and crisp. Please respond.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I put your leftovers in the appropriate containers so they stay fresh and crisp. Please respond.
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i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i love it when people here take me seriously. you do realize i’m just a blathering idiot, right?
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Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
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can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
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I always get a haircut before Thanksgiving so Grandma can't get the upper hand at gravy wrestling.
November 15, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I always get a haircut before Thanksgiving so Grandma can't get the upper hand at gravy wrestling.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me peeling potatoes.
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of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks
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I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
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I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees