Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Cult leaders could learn a lot from Papa Smurf
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shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
shaving my pubes into a helipad so he’ll do that thing i like (land his helicopter on my isla nublar and send his scientists out to discover a mad billionaire’s dinosaur island)
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my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
my love language is remembering the small stuff (hits blunt)
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i still have 4 days left to win an olympic medal
February 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i still have 4 days left to win an olympic medal
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Been there, done that. <allegedly>
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Been there, done that. <allegedly>
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I wrote a song about sitting on your face. It’s romantic, I swear.
February 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wrote a song about sitting on your face. It’s romantic, I swear.
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giving up being the bigger person for lent
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
giving up being the bigger person for lent
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Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
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Too horny to live, overcaffeinated enough to drop dead
February 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Too horny to live, overcaffeinated enough to drop dead
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You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
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In 53 years I’d never heard of dirty rain. But we got it today. Like we don’t have enough bullshit to deal with.
February 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
In 53 years I’d never heard of dirty rain. But we got it today. Like we don’t have enough bullshit to deal with.
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I consume a concerning amount of thc gummies and buspirone because *gestures at everything*
I consume a concerning amount of cheese because *gestures at everything*
I play D&D because *gestures at everything*
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I consume a concerning amount of thc gummies and buspirone because *gestures at everything*
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I consume a concerning amount of cheese because *gestures at everything*
I play D&D because *gestures at everything*
February 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I consume a concerning amount of cheese because *gestures at everything*
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sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
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my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
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Not enough people have given me far more credit than I deserve.
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Not enough people have given me far more credit than I deserve.
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Me flirting: I’ll pull your pork
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Me flirting: I’ll pull your pork
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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Like sands through the hourglass, these are the stupidest fucking days of our lives.
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the stupidest fucking days of our lives.
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I don’t know maybe I’ll become sufferable.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I don’t know maybe I’ll become sufferable.
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I find you less gross than most people
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I find you less gross than most people
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Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Life hack: instead of paying movers just give all your stuff away
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Finger skating. Is this something?
February 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Finger skating. Is this something?
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my dream job would be assigning cars to people like oh you want a jag no no no here’s your daewoo
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
my dream job would be assigning cars to people like oh you want a jag no no no here’s your daewoo