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Juiceticles

@juiceticles.bsky.social

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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · May 6

Playing just the tip with my emotions.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3h

If there isn’t a workout place called Gym and Juice, I’m simply not built for this world.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · Dec 31

Highfives to everyone who already has their sweatpants out for tonight

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 8h

Get in motherfucker, we’re gonna shoop.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 6h

I’m not saying I’m lonely or anything but I just ate a banana for the shape rather than the taste

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11h

I am overwhelmed, underprepared and over caffeinated

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 8d

logging onto bsky dot app to ask you guys what color my aura is

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

Man I can’t process any of this bullshit and now you want me to wear pants?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · May 26

You have to understand this vape has been in my family for over 100 years my grandfather was ripping fat clouds with it at the battle of Anzio

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20h

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9h

I like and repost because I love you

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Possessed in a way that the demons are trying to escape me

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10h

Injectable broths

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t wanna brag but… my gummy just hit, I’m in a warm bath and dinner is already made

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10h

Everything is terrible
Everything is taint
Let's form a utopian society
Around all of us eating paint

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10h

The bread namers went ham on pumpernickel

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d

I prefer my chocolate milk shaken not stirred.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 17h

i need a forehead kiss and a sledgehammer to the face

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 15h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · Sep 6

My circle is just me and my inner demons

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11h

What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?

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