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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Raging against the machine by taking my pop tarts out of the toaster before it's done
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Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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feelin like an echo in the void
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Everything I know about love I learned from scrambled Saturday night Cinemax movies
October 2, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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I get it, I’m dumb too
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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I need a “stop doing that” list
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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People who don't believe it's the little things that count have never seen my face when I get a spork.
December 17, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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hello kitty could fix this
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Me after New Year’s: I am going to crush my goals!
Me, three weeks later: oh no
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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bluesky is not for being popular bluesky is for being insane
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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“well that was fun,” I say to him knowing I won’t talk to him again.
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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It's like no one wakes up at 4am on the weekend for fun anymore.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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it’s sad that prank calls are a thing of the past
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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some of my thoughts are better left unsaid prolly

Ima say ‘em anyway
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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remember tonight you take the boner pills shaped liked hearts
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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17 years ago, I won my wife's heart with a 20 dollar gift card to Batteries Plus for Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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let’s cuddle.

and by ‘cuddle’ i mean, each lay on our own sides of the bed. without touching. and close our eyes for 8-10 hours.
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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I’ll go down on your Giant Slalom if you know what I mean
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM