Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Apr 26
Raging against the machine by taking my pop tarts out of the toaster before it's done
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Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Gave my girlfriend a Werther's Original and now she's taken our relationship for granddad
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feelin like an echo in the void
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
feelin like an echo in the void
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i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i march to the beat of my own drum (flailing wildly like a tool song)
Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Kept romance alive by squirting a syrup heart on my wife's waffles yesterday.
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Everything I know about love I learned from scrambled Saturday night Cinemax movies
October 2, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Everything I know about love I learned from scrambled Saturday night Cinemax movies
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I get it, I’m dumb too
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I get it, I’m dumb too
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It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It’s February 15th and I am 70% off.
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I need a “stop doing that” list
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I need a “stop doing that” list
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People who don't believe it's the little things that count have never seen my face when I get a spork.
December 17, 2023 at 1:59 AM
People who don't believe it's the little things that count have never seen my face when I get a spork.
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hello kitty could fix this
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
hello kitty could fix this
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roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
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i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
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Me after New Year’s: I am going to crush my goals!
Me, three weeks later: oh no
Me, three weeks later: oh no
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Me after New Year’s: I am going to crush my goals!
Me, three weeks later: oh no
Me, three weeks later: oh no
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
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bluesky is not for being popular bluesky is for being insane
February 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
bluesky is not for being popular bluesky is for being insane
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“well that was fun,” I say to him knowing I won’t talk to him again.
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“well that was fun,” I say to him knowing I won’t talk to him again.
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It's like no one wakes up at 4am on the weekend for fun anymore.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It's like no one wakes up at 4am on the weekend for fun anymore.
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you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
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it’s sad that prank calls are a thing of the past
February 15, 2026 at 12:44 AM
it’s sad that prank calls are a thing of the past
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some of my thoughts are better left unsaid prolly
Ima say ‘em anyway
Ima say ‘em anyway
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
some of my thoughts are better left unsaid prolly
Ima say ‘em anyway
Ima say ‘em anyway
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remember tonight you take the boner pills shaped liked hearts
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
remember tonight you take the boner pills shaped liked hearts
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17 years ago, I won my wife's heart with a 20 dollar gift card to Batteries Plus for Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
17 years ago, I won my wife's heart with a 20 dollar gift card to Batteries Plus for Valentine's Day.
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let’s cuddle.
and by ‘cuddle’ i mean, each lay on our own sides of the bed. without touching. and close our eyes for 8-10 hours.
and by ‘cuddle’ i mean, each lay on our own sides of the bed. without touching. and close our eyes for 8-10 hours.
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
let’s cuddle.
and by ‘cuddle’ i mean, each lay on our own sides of the bed. without touching. and close our eyes for 8-10 hours.
and by ‘cuddle’ i mean, each lay on our own sides of the bed. without touching. and close our eyes for 8-10 hours.
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I’ll go down on your Giant Slalom if you know what I mean
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I’ll go down on your Giant Slalom if you know what I mean
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode