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Devi
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When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
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one trauma after another
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Writing poetry on his toilet paper to show him my love is real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I just emptied the trash on my phone of all the images I've deleted over the last month and my phone literally weighs less.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Guilty af
Her: Quotes me in a skeet

Me: But you should listen
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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it would be so fun to hang out with you guys in real life, we could sit around shitposting in the same room
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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coheed AND cambria in this economy??
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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you ever think about situations and wish you would have been meaner
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Her: I’m depressed

Me: have you tried not being depressed
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Don’t suffer in silence”

Me: that’s the only way I know how
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me flirting: I have wine and cherry pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m cold as fuck but refuse to turn off my ceiling fans
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I’m just a lovedrunk slut
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s so windy here that it’s like that episode of SpongeBob with the Krusty Krab pizza delivery
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Update: the sickness has passed

*hits the griddy*
Got sick on a 3-day work week… apparently my body’s sense of humor is immaculate
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Them: I bet you have a roster

Me: brother, I don’t even have a dad let alone a roster
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Running on iced coffee and delusion today. Heavy on the delusion
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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frantically googling ways to not think at all
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I asked my cat to make me soup. She put her butt in my face and then ran away. I deserve it for even asking
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Got sick on a 3-day work week… apparently my body’s sense of humor is immaculate
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I want everyone to find happiness. Everyone.

Just not at my expense. Still. Best of luck, What Coulda Been.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Wine
Butter
Pizza

…okay then
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I’m fluent in pattern recognition.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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This 3-day work week is really three work weeks in a trench coat
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM