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my hair alone will send a lesser bitch right into a menty b
i play a game called “will it skeet” and i mostly win when im drunk
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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i can’t outsmart my cat (and it shows ☹️)
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Hi, I'm a sentient burrito on the internet who makes skeets.

Probably don't need to take me seriously.

Just FYI
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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That makes no fucking sense, reposted
July 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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if you feel like you always have to pee the he moguls may be right for you
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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his feet are too big and his posts are too mid
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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*pulling the parachute ripcord while in the plane to make sure it's a cute colour before I jump*
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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a bsky dilemma: more posting or more corn dogs
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
this is about me
This work meeting could have been a FaceTime with someone more important
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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you're so funny and hot, if you could just move your pants out of the way
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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(genie climbing out of lamp in a hurry) the floor was lava!
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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i don’t have my life together but i do have 247 reasons to smoke aboot it
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 screenshots I’ll never look at again
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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planting a bacon seed so i can grow a bacon tree so i can pick fresh bacon every morning
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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thank god for microwave reminder beeps
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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my cat is a velcro baby
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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sleep isn’t real if it was i would get some
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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my hair alone will send a lesser bitch right into a menty b
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
it’s mister meowrice
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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i’ve found my phone by saying “hey siri play music” at least 5 times
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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You all have my consent for me to see your tits
August 9, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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if your jokes don’t work just spray her with a hose
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Give your butt a little slap next time you walk through a door and say it’s from me
October 6, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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A vagabond is NOT a vagina you bond with. I know this now.
August 10, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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listen up, nines. a three is posting
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM