Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
IMMIGRANTS U HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
IMMIGRANTS U HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
more like swing swing from the tangles of my ASS amirite
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
more like swing swing from the tangles of my ASS amirite
2 yelling in the car the whole ride home to turn the car off hbu
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
2 yelling in the car the whole ride home to turn the car off hbu
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i miss the good ol' days when throwing the pigskin around meant tossing a swine carcass
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i miss the good ol' days when throwing the pigskin around meant tossing a swine carcass
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You there!
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
January 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You there!
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
something about the tactical gear on amaz0n is that it’s mostly nylon and polyester which is hilarious because acetone, denatured alcohol, fire
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
something about the tactical gear on amaz0n is that it’s mostly nylon and polyester which is hilarious because acetone, denatured alcohol, fire
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Been having the sexy dreams about Venusian cloud-based life forms again
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Been having the sexy dreams about Venusian cloud-based life forms again
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You'll be begging me to steal it by the time I count to $4.99
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You'll be begging me to steal it by the time I count to $4.99
oh fuck it’s dipshit saturday
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
oh fuck it’s dipshit saturday
hey gang don’t forget the many uses of pennies
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
hey gang don’t forget the many uses of pennies
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
an entire political party is stuck below an 8th grade education level and i’m SURE that has nothing to do with all of them being pedophiles
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
an entire political party is stuck below an 8th grade education level and i’m SURE that has nothing to do with all of them being pedophiles
for my next prank i’m going to be placed on a government watch list
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
for my next prank i’m going to be placed on a government watch list
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dear google,
why do you think everyone is writing in Korean
why do you think everyone is writing in Korean
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
dear google,
why do you think everyone is writing in Korean
why do you think everyone is writing in Korean
my first idea involves my past bartending experience and a little bit of arbory
many bouncers will hang out around a wood chipper to make sure only the right ones go in
many bouncers will hang out around a wood chipper to make sure only the right ones go in
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 AM
my first idea involves my past bartending experience and a little bit of arbory
many bouncers will hang out around a wood chipper to make sure only the right ones go in
many bouncers will hang out around a wood chipper to make sure only the right ones go in
take the energy to the streets gang. we need it there, not on the internet.
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 AM
take the energy to the streets gang. we need it there, not on the internet.
ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
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Deer graze near headstones in Minneapolis where two labor organizers are buried. 10k people attended their funeral in 1919 after they were found bludgeoned to death by the train tracks during an attempt to unionize the railway workers. News accounts said they were hit by a train. Propaganda!
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Deer graze near headstones in Minneapolis where two labor organizers are buried. 10k people attended their funeral in 1919 after they were found bludgeoned to death by the train tracks during an attempt to unionize the railway workers. News accounts said they were hit by a train. Propaganda!
I am an amazing woman with s++ tier pussy who has two kids and two baby daddies, I’m running for president because I know my pussy can extract information also I want every fake ice cop under this regime to die in the dumbest way possible. Cru for president
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I am an amazing woman with s++ tier pussy who has two kids and two baby daddies, I’m running for president because I know my pussy can extract information also I want every fake ice cop under this regime to die in the dumbest way possible. Cru for president
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a secret Taco Bell that performs euthanasias
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
a secret Taco Bell that performs euthanasias