Cru
@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
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If you’re really good I’ll turn you into a red baby bird with a bowl of cream.
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If you’re really good I’ll turn you into a red baby bird with a bowl of cream.
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Kids. Quote posting my skeets is fine. But ya gotta pay the dopamine tax first.
Bluesky PSA.
Bluesky PSA.
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Kids. Quote posting my skeets is fine. But ya gotta pay the dopamine tax first.
Bluesky PSA.
Bluesky PSA.
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🎵 and you might find yourself huffing the exhaust of a large automobile
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
🎵 and you might find yourself huffing the exhaust of a large automobile
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First date idea: we lie in bed and rot.
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
First date idea: we lie in bed and rot.
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if u ever feel useless, remember that dominos has menu prices
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
if u ever feel useless, remember that dominos has menu prices
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It's not all bad. You haven't yet received the dental bills from grinding your teeth down to the raw nerve
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It's not all bad. You haven't yet received the dental bills from grinding your teeth down to the raw nerve
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these granny panties could use more pizazz
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
these granny panties could use more pizazz
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
Ima bling ‘em out with the word swampy in sequins
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BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...
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you can't hurt me, i just got blessed at the burger king
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
you can't hurt me, i just got blessed at the burger king
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A toaster makes more sense in the bathroom
What’s the most overrated kitchen gadget?
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
A toaster makes more sense in the bathroom
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What? Jack off all trades??? Bro.
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
What? Jack off all trades??? Bro.
IMMIGRANTS U HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
IMMIGRANTS U HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
more like swing swing from the tangles of my ASS amirite
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
more like swing swing from the tangles of my ASS amirite
2 yelling in the car the whole ride home to turn the car off hbu
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
2 yelling in the car the whole ride home to turn the car off hbu
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i miss the good ol' days when throwing the pigskin around meant tossing a swine carcass
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i miss the good ol' days when throwing the pigskin around meant tossing a swine carcass
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You there!
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
January 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You there!
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
Eggbert
Mill me some gris
something about the tactical gear on amaz0n is that it’s mostly nylon and polyester which is hilarious because acetone, denatured alcohol, fire
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
something about the tactical gear on amaz0n is that it’s mostly nylon and polyester which is hilarious because acetone, denatured alcohol, fire
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Been having the sexy dreams about Venusian cloud-based life forms again
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Been having the sexy dreams about Venusian cloud-based life forms again
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You'll be begging me to steal it by the time I count to $4.99
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You'll be begging me to steal it by the time I count to $4.99
oh fuck it’s dipshit saturday
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
oh fuck it’s dipshit saturday
hey gang don’t forget the many uses of pennies
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
hey gang don’t forget the many uses of pennies
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert
projectiles
wrap a roll of em in electrical tape
idk i’m not the penny expert