Barely Graduated Childhood
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Bumped into my conjoined twin over the weekend. It was good to re-connect.
Tilted takes. Jokes. Sports. Wrestling. Writing. Music (mostly heavy). Word games. Gym things. Video games. Pics of my dog. All are liable to be here.
Punch up not down.
Tilted takes. Jokes. Sports. Wrestling. Writing. Music (mostly heavy). Word games. Gym things. Video games. Pics of my dog. All are liable to be here.
Punch up not down.
Pinned
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
There’s an evolutionary-divide between me and people who finish Baldur’s Gate 3 in under 30 hours.
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There’s an evolutionary-divide between me and people who finish Baldur’s Gate 3 in under 30 hours.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wordle 1,606 5/6*
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
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Product Idea #572: A bag of nuts, raisins, and M&M’s that you *think* is on your side but stabs you in the back when you’re not looking. Call it ‘Betrail Mix.’
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Product Idea #572: A bag of nuts, raisins, and M&M’s that you *think* is on your side but stabs you in the back when you’re not looking. Call it ‘Betrail Mix.’
Strands #617
“A case of the Mondays”
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Finding the Spangram first is a big help 👍
“A case of the Mondays”
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Finding the Spangram first is a big help 👍
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Strands #617
“A case of the Mondays”
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Finding the Spangram first is a big help 👍
“A case of the Mondays”
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Finding the Spangram first is a big help 👍
Wordle 1,605 4/6*
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Gut: “Go with [Guess four]. It feels like [Guess four].”
Brain: “Nah, [Guess three] has more unique letters. It makes more sense strategically.”
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a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing in front of a mirror with the words haha written below him
Alt: A cartoon of winnie the pooh standing in front of a mirror. His stomach bulges as the word, “HAHA,” is captioned at the bottom of the gif.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Wordle 1,605 4/6*
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Brain: “Nah, [Guess three] has more unique letters. It makes more sense strategically.”
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Gut: “Go with [Guess four]. It feels like [Guess four].”
Brain: “Nah, [Guess three] has more unique letters. It makes more sense strategically.”
Connections
Puzzle #882
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November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Connections
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Tupac 2pac GIF
Alt: Tupac laughs and smiles with his fingers in a peace sign.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wordle 1,604 2/6*
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November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Product Idea #572: A bag of nuts, raisins, and M&M’s that you *think* is on your side but stabs you in the back when you’re not looking. Call it ‘Betrail Mix.’
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Product Idea #572: A bag of nuts, raisins, and M&M’s that you *think* is on your side but stabs you in the back when you’re not looking. Call it ‘Betrail Mix.’
If self-driving vacuums are called Roomba’s then self-driving cars should be called Vroomba’s.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If self-driving vacuums are called Roomba’s then self-driving cars should be called Vroomba’s.
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Metal is the king of music. Why? Because Heavy is the head that wears the crown lmao Don’t worry I hate me too
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Metal is the king of music. Why? Because Heavy is the head that wears the crown lmao Don’t worry I hate me too
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Why pass on the torch when you can use it to burn everything to the ground?
I don’t know what it is with so many boomers treating their knowledge like a precious family recipe that you’re not related enough to learn. Literally pass on your wisdom you weirdos you’re gonna die
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why pass on the torch when you can use it to burn everything to the ground?
Housekeeping for a haunted hotel means you can get away with breaking a vase or two. #Showerthoughts #Jokes
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Housekeeping for a haunted hotel means you can get away with breaking a vase or two. #Showerthoughts #Jokes
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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My nerdy friend Tim just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My nerdy friend Tim just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
We now call him Dr. Awkward.
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Anger management is basically what social media companies do just in a completely different way than the court-ordered kind.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anger management is basically what social media companies do just in a completely different way than the court-ordered kind.
Why pass on the torch when you can use it to burn everything to the ground?
I don’t know what it is with so many boomers treating their knowledge like a precious family recipe that you’re not related enough to learn. Literally pass on your wisdom you weirdos you’re gonna die
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why pass on the torch when you can use it to burn everything to the ground?
Metal is the king of music. Why? Because Heavy is the head that wears the crown lmao Don’t worry I hate me too
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Metal is the king of music. Why? Because Heavy is the head that wears the crown lmao Don’t worry I hate me too
Anger management is basically what social media companies do just in a completely different way than the court-ordered kind.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anger management is basically what social media companies do just in a completely different way than the court-ordered kind.