Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
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Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
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When I decide what to keep and what to toss I don't ask if things spark joy. I ask, "Do I want someone to find this if I get hit by a bus tomorrow?"
August 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
When I decide what to keep and what to toss I don't ask if things spark joy. I ask, "Do I want someone to find this if I get hit by a bus tomorrow?"
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*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
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over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why
Thank you for your condor.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thank you for your condor.
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interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority
me: no it doesn’t
me: no it doesn’t
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adorable if literal:moth balls
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
adorable if literal:moth balls
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people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
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Xanadu? What the fuck were these people on?
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Xanadu? What the fuck were these people on?
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"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" is my favourite song about having a jockey in the family.
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" is my favourite song about having a jockey in the family.
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When you’re burying a dead body in your backyard don’t forget to cover it with native endangered plants that way it’s illegal to dig up
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
When you’re burying a dead body in your backyard don’t forget to cover it with native endangered plants that way it’s illegal to dig up
Speaking of rheas named Perlman I know a gaucho named Rosenberg.
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Speaking of rheas named Perlman I know a gaucho named Rosenberg.
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Upon meeting me, please just assume everything I do is some form of multi-variate testing.
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Upon meeting me, please just assume everything I do is some form of multi-variate testing.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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You either see a Horizon or Heaven. Either one is good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You either see a Horizon or Heaven. Either one is good.
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All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
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The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
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There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There is no political solution. It’s time we go bonobo.
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some people need a lobotomy and it’s showing
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
some people need a lobotomy and it’s showing
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.