Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
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Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
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Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
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Passing out in the hedges under your living room window, as a philosophy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Passing out in the hedges under your living room window, as a philosophy.
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BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
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I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
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tbh a butterball hotline sounds kinda sexy
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
tbh a butterball hotline sounds kinda sexy
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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You can’t sing or play an instrument but you start a band because you heard the term “dark urine” on a prescription med commercial and it just felt right.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You can’t sing or play an instrument but you start a band because you heard the term “dark urine” on a prescription med commercial and it just felt right.
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I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One Venti lobotomy, please.
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Today's off to a flyer. Somehow bought white bread instead of wholewheat, and now I'm googling symptoms of early-onset dementia.
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I'm trading this hand basket for a push cart
Still heading to the same place
Still heading to the same place
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm trading this hand basket for a push cart
Still heading to the same place
Still heading to the same place
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I had to Google whether a publication was a parody account. What a time to be alive
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Let’s annoy everyone by saying “my pleasure” to everything just like the people at Chick-Fil-A.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Let’s annoy everyone by saying “my pleasure” to everything just like the people at Chick-Fil-A.
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
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are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are