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Fulkery
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I would so carry this to work present day
Day #167: Blue's Clues (1999)
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Alright, you’ve forced me

Do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s like we need everyone to watch Mr. Mom again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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[laughs mechanically] we have now reached the part of the holidays where I’m looking for my keys and they are in my hand
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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My mom really hopes none of you are in an AI relationship
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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How many red flags do I need to wave in your face for you to notice me
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If Bluesky won’t let us lock accounts then we should be able to opt out of being on the discover tab

Bluesky: we changed the icon
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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YOU'RE an Inverted Triangle 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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He's a 10 but he only wants to be "spontaneous" 😔
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Sunday, run away day

*from people
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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🎶 SEE THE STONE SET IN YOUR EYES, SEE THE THORN TWIST IN YOUR SIDE 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Welcome to your 40s. Hope you like discovering new moles to stress over.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Please, you guys. I need some more diarrhea and boner jokes to get through the day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Of course you should expect enshittification because shareholders”
-LinkedIn probably
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Seriously it’s recommended, specifically nothing you already subscribe to, then “New to you,” then Premium ads, then Shorts (instant skip), then starts weird genres that some algorithm guessed but you have no interest in whatsoever. It’s like enshittification is the goal here, YouTube.
Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Subscribe to a YouTube channel if you want to be sure that it never shows up in your Recommended again.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Why don't I have a bluesky boyfriend? Everyone has a bluesky boyfriend. Is it because I have successfully grafted a shoe on to my face? Is that intimidating to men? Just call me ShoeFace, it's fine.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM