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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 6h

That blue-haired Baskin Robbins chick is going to make some person really happy one day if they let her.

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 7h

EGGS ARE SUSTAINABLE
[he recommended]

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 7h

I said, BISCUITS FOR YOU

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Banging my head against the wall to simulate an earthquake so my last two brain cells will finally hold each other

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 10h

I'm gonna skibidi your mom's toilet if you don't shut the fuck up

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 12h

The origin of the phrase, "before the next gorilla fart" to denote alacrity

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 13h

Fortune teller: I can see everything in my crystal ball. What do you want to know?

Me: omg is anyone mad at me??!!!

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 13h

1st guy: dude do i smell like weed?
2nd guy: nah you're good dude, do i smell like weed?
1st guy: nah dude

- 2 dudes that smell like weed

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 10h

Fuck it lol

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

I just asked alexa if she loved me and she said no way in the nicest way possible

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

I imagine bsky as a giant 70s cocktail party and we're all doing mass amounts of cocaine and/or weed

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm your dream girl's dream girl!" I shout at everyone in this Aldi while wearing my pajamas in public

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1d

The orgasmic bliss of shaking the dust from the bottom of a big bag of sour candy into your mouth

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

For those of you who don't regularly test your smoke alarms by cooking, now might be a good time to change batteries

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

All questions in life can be answered with a quote from

King of the hill
The Simpsons
Seinfeld

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19h

He's a ten, but he won't slap anyone at the Oscars for disrespecting me

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 20h

I work in neither agriculture nor government yet here I am on an email chain with city employees discussing harvest times for corn.

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 20h

Shiny brown Chevy traverse with a Hyundai dealer badge and no license plate is absolutely on brand for 2025.

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