Gotta love that clean jet fart. Unsurprisingly, I sleep alone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Gotta love that clean jet fart. Unsurprisingly, I sleep alone.
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Finally, somebody said it
Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Finally, somebody said it
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
The egg nog calls to me. I am alone on a windswept plain. Whatever that means.
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The egg nog calls to me. I am alone on a windswept plain. Whatever that means.
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Ugh I just got home from tour how am I supposed to like sleep in a room where I can have a night terror all to myself without someone elbowing me
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Ugh I just got home from tour how am I supposed to like sleep in a room where I can have a night terror all to myself without someone elbowing me
Shopping local sounds good until you run into the asshat with a bulk order of 10 cent keychains selling them for $9.99 a pop at the “community” event. Then you learn greed isn’t limited to billionaires. Watch your 6 out there, paisan. I do not have a podcast.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Shopping local sounds good until you run into the asshat with a bulk order of 10 cent keychains selling them for $9.99 a pop at the “community” event. Then you learn greed isn’t limited to billionaires. Watch your 6 out there, paisan. I do not have a podcast.
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tom carvel would be rolling in his grave if he found out
Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
tom carvel would be rolling in his grave if he found out
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what the hell's my cat searching for 😭😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what the hell's my cat searching for 😭😭😭😭😭
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doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
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Nah, I switched to T-Mobile.
If you’re 30+, can you do a full out sprint without hurting yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Nah, I switched to T-Mobile.
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I am the turducken of bad personality traits
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am the turducken of bad personality traits
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this movie will not be made but I kinda hope it is, imagine the people they are going to have to drag out of the depths of Hollywood to work on donalds bribe
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this movie will not be made but I kinda hope it is, imagine the people they are going to have to drag out of the depths of Hollywood to work on donalds bribe
Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight
Oh you’re into stuff? That how they get ya.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh you’re into stuff? That how they get ya.
If I had a helicopter, I’d helicopter in the morning. I’d helicopter in the evening. All over this land.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I had a helicopter, I’d helicopter in the morning. I’d helicopter in the evening. All over this land.
Slightly to the left of the mildly right of the significantly off center… a love story
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Slightly to the left of the mildly right of the significantly off center… a love story
I’m not sponsored. I am specifically unsponsored.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m not sponsored. I am specifically unsponsored.
Passing out in the hedges under your living room window, as a philosophy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Passing out in the hedges under your living room window, as a philosophy.
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I need to put a new box of matches in the bathroom
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I need to put a new box of matches in the bathroom
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This holiday is killing me. I want chess pie but I don’t want to bake.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This holiday is killing me. I want chess pie but I don’t want to bake.
We’re gonna need a bigger mayonnaise.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We’re gonna need a bigger mayonnaise.
Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Alarming yet unresolved: Connecticut
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as an addendum: I like pies
I like foods
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
as an addendum: I like pies
Yes that’s my hand between your thighs. You decide where we go from here because 1. Consent and 2. Drunk and no idea what to do here maybe we get Taco Bell? The cantina chicken stuff is amazing. We ride at dawn. Or midnight. Uber cuz law.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yes that’s my hand between your thighs. You decide where we go from here because 1. Consent and 2. Drunk and no idea what to do here maybe we get Taco Bell? The cantina chicken stuff is amazing. We ride at dawn. Or midnight. Uber cuz law.