Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
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I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
· Oct 22
I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
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Incels were the easy mode.
Hard mode is incels who've spent 10,000 hours learning what women are like by talking to a billionaire sex pest's gacha machine disguised as a fawning sycophant with no agency with a suspiciously child-like face.
Hard mode is incels who've spent 10,000 hours learning what women are like by talking to a billionaire sex pest's gacha machine disguised as a fawning sycophant with no agency with a suspiciously child-like face.
July 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Incels were the easy mode.
Hard mode is incels who've spent 10,000 hours learning what women are like by talking to a billionaire sex pest's gacha machine disguised as a fawning sycophant with no agency with a suspiciously child-like face.
Hard mode is incels who've spent 10,000 hours learning what women are like by talking to a billionaire sex pest's gacha machine disguised as a fawning sycophant with no agency with a suspiciously child-like face.
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always remember that the median elected Dem thinks ICE is peachy-keen and just wants them to do what they're doing politely and unobtrusively
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
always remember that the median elected Dem thinks ICE is peachy-keen and just wants them to do what they're doing politely and unobtrusively
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
they hate the part that looks like the SS storming somebody's house but they like the SS disappearing the untermenschen
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Helped my neighbor bury an old rug last night…her boyfriend would have helped her, but he had to go out of town unexpectedly 🤷🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Helped my neighbor bury an old rug last night…her boyfriend would have helped her, but he had to go out of town unexpectedly 🤷🏻♀️
Finally catching up on GBBO, and I just want to know what Tom or his ancestors ever to did to Paul, JFC
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Finally catching up on GBBO, and I just want to know what Tom or his ancestors ever to did to Paul, JFC
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am i just aging or is it just the trauma of this year or is it just the trauma of the last five years or does it feel like something essential to the fabric of reality has at last completely snapped?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
am i just aging or is it just the trauma of this year or is it just the trauma of the last five years or does it feel like something essential to the fabric of reality has at last completely snapped?
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Had a great weekend, but since Monday is upon us, I have now resumed screaming inside and begging for this year to be over.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Had a great weekend, but since Monday is upon us, I have now resumed screaming inside and begging for this year to be over.
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The trick to eating messy food without getting your shirt stained is to take off your shirt. This is why in Italy you are expected to be nude in restaurants.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The trick to eating messy food without getting your shirt stained is to take off your shirt. This is why in Italy you are expected to be nude in restaurants.
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What if we just paused on any new things happening for like, six months.
Please let's stop having any new things happen
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
What if we just paused on any new things happening for like, six months.
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Please let's stop having any new things happen
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Please let's stop having any new things happen
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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Insufficient is the gentlest way to state it. They should be trying to destroy that shit instead of making it more palatable, more normalized. We shouldn’t be experiencing this shit at all; making them seem like regular cops is NOT gonna fix shit.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Insufficient is the gentlest way to state it. They should be trying to destroy that shit instead of making it more palatable, more normalized. We shouldn’t be experiencing this shit at all; making them seem like regular cops is NOT gonna fix shit.
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I do not comprehend the need to soften the blow of people being kidnapped, brutalized, and generally terrorized. Making them show their faces will further solidify their impunity.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I do not comprehend the need to soften the blow of people being kidnapped, brutalized, and generally terrorized. Making them show their faces will further solidify their impunity.
Of all the criminal horrors we've all seen them commit, eagerly, bragging about their illegality, their violence, their disdain for the constitution - the consensus of resistance they've managed to come to is: show us your faces while you.....continue to do all your crimes?
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Of all the criminal horrors we've all seen them commit, eagerly, bragging about their illegality, their violence, their disdain for the constitution - the consensus of resistance they've managed to come to is: show us your faces while you.....continue to do all your crimes?
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Cops don't, usually, wear masks as they terrorize their communities. And that this is "a major goal" for the Dems if they win a majority they should just be laughed out of the country. Way to not be up to the actual task at hand.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Cops don't, usually, wear masks as they terrorize their communities. And that this is "a major goal" for the Dems if they win a majority they should just be laughed out of the country. Way to not be up to the actual task at hand.
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
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The best way to go is always just to push for what you want. They all work for us as much as they want to pretend otherwise.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The best way to go is always just to push for what you want. They all work for us as much as they want to pretend otherwise.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
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If NBC News is saying this shit it really really makes it that much harder to pretend there's any audience on Twitter whatsoever. The 9 real humans left on that platform just farting in the same room over and over just constant Dutch ovens
X's new location transparency feature shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., and also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was created.
X's new location transparency feature unleashes questions about origins of MAGA accounts
The function, which shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was created.
nbcnews.to
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If NBC News is saying this shit it really really makes it that much harder to pretend there's any audience on Twitter whatsoever. The 9 real humans left on that platform just farting in the same room over and over just constant Dutch ovens
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I need to rest up my creative energy for this week, I'll get a full recap video of the encounter this week, but in the meantime I quickly cut out the sunset fluke video. MAGIC!!! #marinelife
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I need to rest up my creative energy for this week, I'll get a full recap video of the encounter this week, but in the meantime I quickly cut out the sunset fluke video. MAGIC!!! #marinelife
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*wakes up 7 hours later* these whales are migrating thousands of miles, which you can imagine is tiring, especially when the way you sleep is by turning off half your brain.
You know what they're not doing?
Buying Starbucks during the duration of @sbworkersunited.org's ULP strike.
You know what they're not doing?
Buying Starbucks during the duration of @sbworkersunited.org's ULP strike.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
*wakes up 7 hours later* these whales are migrating thousands of miles, which you can imagine is tiring, especially when the way you sleep is by turning off half your brain.
You know what they're not doing?
Buying Starbucks during the duration of @sbworkersunited.org's ULP strike.
You know what they're not doing?
Buying Starbucks during the duration of @sbworkersunited.org's ULP strike.
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
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bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
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Bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also dedicated to quoteskeeting your joke with their same identical joke, which makes ABSOLUTELY no sense
bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also very dedicated to making sure they don’t check the replies to see if 12 other people already made that same joke first
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bluesky loves to tell you their own spin on your joke, which is fine, but they are also dedicated to quoteskeeting your joke with their same identical joke, which makes ABSOLUTELY no sense
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It Happens to Every Guy, Charlie Brown
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It Happens to Every Guy, Charlie Brown
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We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown