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Absolutely pathetic. AI has, in two years, decimated the value prop of the whole-ass internet. As if it wasn’t already bad enough, now its good uses are being drowned in slop.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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Here he is with a hat to make him beautiful
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This iconic meme is from a movie called Ninja Terminator that’s half footage from an awesome South Korean martial arts movie and half footage of this guy clumsily fighting a small plastic toy and chatting on a Garfield phone. You can’t make this shit up. Five stars.
i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A fun thing to think about!
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Yes

(It's all of those and I'm exhausted
am i just aging or is it just the trauma of this year or is it just the trauma of the last five years or does it feel like something essential to the fabric of reality has at last completely snapped?
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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it’s the holidays, so it’s time for Ominous Things You Find in Your Elderly Parents’ Home
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
am i just aging or is it just the trauma of this year or is it just the trauma of the last five years or does it feel like something essential to the fabric of reality has at last completely snapped?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Soooo proud of my pals @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social for this
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
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proud of my friends @sawinchell.bsky.social and @zackmast.bsky.social for nailing Siskel & Ebert here www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRaa...
Siskel & Ebert at 50: A Live Performance
YouTube video by WGN News
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it’s sunday night you know what that means: time to get real scrunched up in bed muscles cramping jaw clamping, the breathing exercises do nothing
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Please christ don’t lump all research into psychedelic medicine in with the MAHA horseshit. Why is this person still talking. Go away. Go away!!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I think the shortest version of why LLMs are an anti education technology is that education is fundamentally about making shared context to understand ourselves, each other, and the world

And by design LLMs destroy shared context
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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no sorry you’re right this technology is absolutely worth depleting our water supply
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The Chair Company is a one-show economic stimulus package for middle-aged actor guys
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I have just had a railroad tamping iron blown clean through my skull and it seems like a great time to reply to posts on bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM