David_j_roth
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website
He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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TODAY: Carrie Frye has some VERY good news about the archives of The Hairpin after a "horrifying zombie afterlife"!!!! flaminghydra.com/women-laughi...
Women Laughing Again On The Internet
Sometime last year the online archives of The Awl—the influential blog that ran from 2009-2018, and former home of many a Flaming Hydra contributor—went out, like a light switching off. Meanwhile, the...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Many such cases.
I moved into @davidjroth.bsky.social's hood in 2019. Since then I will sometimes ask him about like a neighborhood quirk or sandwich shop of lore, etc

Just asked about one long-vacant block and he said, "There used to be a really fucked Gristedes there" and I've been staring at my shoes ever since
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Investigated by the FBI at the personal behest of the president because I repeatedly referred to the director of Rush Hour as "Bert Ratner" on a podcast.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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We’re accepting applications for our (paid! remote!) summer internship! professors who follow me please share with any students interested in writing
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November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's funny how this isn't identifiable as a Conservative Opinion but is absolutely the sort of thing that runs on conservative opinion pages. An even split between "the traffic is so bad now" and "Mr. Trump, please exterminate the brutes." A perfectly American intellectual movement in that sense.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Have You Dreamed This Man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams,
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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All the Camelot shit really broke people huh. You can’t just say a guy is a rich crank who thinks he’s smarter than everybody, he has to cut some sort of a tragic figure
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Making the Theo Von "dog watching you eat" face as the waiter describes the specials. Heaving faintly in place like a video game character on a select-a-player screen.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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If you’ve got the means, this couldn’t be easier to do and it feels great!
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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White House switchboard operators required to answer the phones like the ladies in the Milford Plaza commercial.
Milford Plaza Commercial Lullaby of Broadway New York City Hotel 80s
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November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ken Jennings: you know ball.
We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.
"International Hoops Terms With Cleanthony Early" has to be the wildest sports category in Jeopardy! history.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭

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November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM