Tom McAllister
@tmcallister.bsky.social
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Author of novels HOW TO BE SAFE and THE YOUNG WIDOWER'S HANDBOOK. New book of essays IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE coming from Rose Metal Press in May 2025. Co-host of Book Fight! podcast. @Barrelhouse.bsky.social NF Editor. South Jersey. Tom.mcallister.ws
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My book, IT ALL FELT IMPOSSIBLE, in which I wrote a short essay for each year of my life, is officially out today (paperback & ebook). I think it's the best writing I've ever done, the most I've ever sounded like myself on the page.
Full details, reviews, etc: rosemetalpress.com/books/it-all...
Beautiful book cover, art by Corey Neale, design by Heather Butterfield
tmcallister.bsky.social
They called me Glom Sick-allister
tmcallister.bsky.social
my ideological nemesis is Mad Magazine, your honor
lawrencehurley.bsky.social
Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.
tmcallister.bsky.social
2nd least equipped team? The Phillies of course
tmcallister.bsky.social
it appears we're going to overthink this
tmcallister.bsky.social
let Ranger finish the game, don't overthink this
tmcallister.bsky.social
Have to double check my sources on this
tmcallister.bsky.social
Hearing reports that baseball is actually a dumb and bad sport
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noahbecker.bsky.social
We, as a society, are simply paying too much attention to Bill Burr.
tmcallister.bsky.social
I was never a believer that we live in a true meritocracy, but I really did think that merit would have *something* to do with one's success. Not anymore
tmcallister.bsky.social
among other things, a real bummer that podcasts have largely been homogenized into a worse version of daytime TV, just longform video featuring people who know nothing, talking about nothing, for way too long, but also they're ugly and the staging is boring
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
Some scoops in here: Adam O'Neal is telling people he will helm The WaPo's flagship opinion podcast, spending upwards of four hours a day on it. He's also indicated, per a source, that he plans to remain in his current job for decades. www.status.news/p/washington...
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mikeingram.bsky.social
My editing & publishing class at Temple will be opening soon for submissions for a special online issue of Barrelhouse, with the theme "The Dirty Issue." Fiction & nonfiction up to 2,500 words, and up to 5 poems. Usual @barrelhouse.bsky.social contract & payment.
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Bookshop.org (the best Amazon alternative) is having an anti-prime sale today. Free shipping on books including mine :P bookshop.org/a/88357/9781...
The Anti-Prime Sale at bookshop.org. 17 more hours.
tmcallister.bsky.social
I'm going to mangle this quote but I remember being so struck by his despair at her sum total thoughts on winning the US Open being something like "immediately I knew what I had done. I had won the US Open."
tmcallister.bsky.social
David Foster Wallace has an all timer essay on this (with way less of the self indulgent DFW-ness that bothers a lot of people). Essentially a review of a tennis player's autobiography but mourning how little insight she has into her own life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7BY...
David Foster Wallace - How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart
YouTube video by Pipers Thompson
www.youtube.com
tmcallister.bsky.social
a student is on a project to read bestselling books of the early 2000s for some reason and today they asked me if I've ever heard of a guy named Tucker Max. "His book is kind of gross," she said. And then I tried to explain popular early aughts internet writing to a room full of 20 year olds
tmcallister.bsky.social
you really dropped the ball, buddy
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barrelhouse.bsky.social
Registration is open now!
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The @barrelhouse.bsky.social conference is coming back to DC on April 18, 2026, and we're open for registration! It's $95, and that includes the one-day conference, 1 book, 1 meeting w an editor, and your choice of literary stuff from our partner presses. www.barrelhousemag.com/conference
The Barrelhouse conference, Conversations and Connections, is coming back to DC on April 18, 2026.
tmcallister.bsky.social
every morning I get an email from the Chronicle of Higher Ed with an opinion piece by some tenured academic incapable of understanding the actual world we live in
Headline: Trump's imperfect compact is a perfect opportunity, 
by Danielle Allen
tmcallister.bsky.social
I thought the crowd was really good until it became clear it was going to be uncompetitive again
tmcallister.bsky.social
I love to feel nauseous and agitated for 3 straight hours because of baseball
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I finally got a chance to write one of my dream assignments, an in depth evaluation of Daniel Day-Lewis, an actor whose achievements and methods cast a long shadow over the field, and whose work is often misunderstood.

slate.com/culture/2025...
Only One Performer Has Won Three Best Actor Oscars. Is It Fair That He’s Also a Joke?
He might be the greatest actor of all time—and the most misunderstood.
slate.com
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I supposed I'm fortunate to have avoided it for this long
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This isn't an example of one of the good ones
tmcallister.bsky.social
Had a dream that I was teaching a class and trying to illustrate some minor point by pulling up one of my own funny bluseky posts and kept accidentally pulling up bad posts, becoming increasingly agitated and sweaty as I insisted to the students that I have, in fact, posted well in the past