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DFAntastic
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I’m getting around to filling this out.

Philly sports. Women’s basketball. Idk.
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I need more of WNBA Twitter on here so I can say Yabusele walks exactly like Chelsea Gray & ppl will know what I mean
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“the vast majority of americans” according to bari weiss
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If she gets **** with a beautifully handcrafted Manurhin French revolver, we’ll know the truth.

ACAB but ngl, French super cops wielding .357 Magnums made by cigarette smoking gunsmiths that can put 15 holes in a 20mm hole at 25m, & shoot hundreds of rounds daily for years w/o degradation is 🔥🔥.
Candace Owens is claiming that France’s elite counterterrorism unit GIGN (along with, conveniently, one Israeli operative) has been tasked with her assassination.

The main character syndrome is out of control.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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A coup d’état has been confirmed in Guinea Bissau according to @aljazeera.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“ Kelly Oubre Jr. — somehow the model of two-way professionalism and consistency through the season’s first 12 games” 😂😅😩😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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We've got a fun one at B/R today.

@danfavale.bsky.social, @jaydunbar.bsky.social, myself and a few others did a 5-year re-draft with the 2020-2024 NBA draft classes. You'll never believe who goes No. 1 overall!

bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
Ultimate NBA 5-Year Re-Draft Using 2020 Through 2024 Classes
Imagine that the NBA is starting from scratch, only using players from the 2020 through 2024 draft classes. How would the draft play out?
bleacherreport.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m having fun, but it’s 1,000x better than listening to Daryl Morey get misty-eyed talking about crypto, NFTs, & AI, (not Iverson.)
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sam Presti, desperate for a Terry Gross interview, casually references Art Blakey, Joan Didion, Robert Caro, & Le Corbusier while talking hoops.

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
How a legendary historian is quietly fueling OKC's championship rise
As OKC GM Sam Presti formed a Thunder team built for a dynasty, he was inspired by a man who has been working on the same project for more than 50 years.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Jared McCain checked in for Tyrese Maxey with 1:30 left in the 3rd quarter and the Sixers down 34.

If Maxey sees the court *at all* in the 4th, Nick Nurse needs to be investigated for crimes against basketball.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Tyrese Maxey entered tonight's game averaging 40.4 minutes per game. He's been on the injury report with two different ailments in the last week. Maxey reaching 32 minutes in three quarters as his team trails by more than 40 points is a failure. His night appears to now be over.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Very glad Nick Nurse has Maxey playing through a sprained shoulder in a lost game that’s already gotten too physical. That’s just being professional.
Serious question, has there ever been a worse Cup team than the Sixers? They see those painted floors & just craft a masterpiece of bullshit every time.
Anthony Black is the Greatest Cup Respecter ™️I’ve ever seen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Serious question, has there ever been a worse Cup team than the Sixers? They see those painted floors & just craft a masterpiece of bullshit every time.
Anthony Black is the Greatest Cup Respecter ™️I’ve ever seen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And then he got shoved by Paige Buecker’s bff?
So missed Drummond squaring up with Angel Reese boyfriend?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So missed Drummond squaring up with Angel Reese boyfriend?
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watford 😩
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I really miss the calm professionalism of our rookie & the eccentric, car crash-loving role player who I didn’t want on our team.
The Sixers are turning the ball over almost every trip down, playing shitty transition defense and leaving shooters wide open. 64-47 Orlando with 5:21 left in the half.

Anthony Black has tied his career high (23) in 13 minutes of play.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Jabari Walker checking in for Andre Drummond out of this timeout. Walker makes it a nine-man rotation. Other available bodies: Broome, Lowry, Sallis. Franklin the Dog didn't come close on any of his shots (obviously). Sixers down 17.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fun fact, the phrase

“The Nick of time” refers to how long it takes Nick Nurse to take a timeout when his team is bleeding out.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Who told you to make that pass?

Do you practice that pass?

When?!?!?
Grimes should be banned from making passes over 7 feet.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Grimes should be banned from making passes over 7 feet.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The Sixers have given up 30 points in the last 6:28. Anthony Black suddenly has 20 points in 11 minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM