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· Nov 22
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
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who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...
good god this is even worse than i expected
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
good god this is even worse than i expected
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
important 👇
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
important 👇
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we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
cnn now talking live to venezuelan journalists
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 AM
cnn now talking live to venezuelan journalists
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
i am a grown man and none of you can stop me from rewatching “midnight mass” again
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i am a grown man and none of you can stop me from rewatching “midnight mass” again
every online search feature feels irrevocably broken
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
every online search feature feels irrevocably broken
standard ebooks does beautiful work with public domain titles and there are a lot of great new ones available today, including maltese falcon, stuff from christie, faulkner, kafka, hughes, lardner, sayers and more standardebooks.org/blog/public-...
Public Domain Day 2026 in Literature - Blog
Read about the new ebooks Standard Ebooks is releasing for Public Domain Day 2026!
standardebooks.org
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
standard ebooks does beautiful work with public domain titles and there are a lot of great new ones available today, including maltese falcon, stuff from christie, faulkner, kafka, hughes, lardner, sayers and more standardebooks.org/blog/public-...
oh this is fantastic
who is that you hear screaming? it is me, I'm the one who is screaming. many thanks to ashley judd for sharing with me her memories of working on michael mann's HEAT; at @vulture.com:
www.vulture.com/article/ashl...
www.vulture.com/article/ashl...
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
oh this is fantastic
i missed new year’s because i was explaining to someone what pan and scan was, very on brand imo
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
i missed new year’s because i was explaining to someone what pan and scan was, very on brand imo
once again the song of the year is catherine wheel’s “here comes the fat controller”
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
once again the song of the year is catherine wheel’s “here comes the fat controller”
made it another year without a single typi
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
made it another year without a single typi
this list is objectively wrong (i.e. different from mine) but bilge is always a great read.
(limiting replies because im not interested in more wrong opinions [i.e. different from mine])
(limiting replies because im not interested in more wrong opinions [i.e. different from mine])
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
this list is objectively wrong (i.e. different from mine) but bilge is always a great read.
(limiting replies because im not interested in more wrong opinions [i.e. different from mine])
(limiting replies because im not interested in more wrong opinions [i.e. different from mine])
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my next post could fix me
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
my next post could fix me
my next post could fix me
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
my next post could fix me
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#icymi some wisdom from moi
36. The secret to successfully working at home is to always, always wear pants. You will be tempted otherwise, but for your mental health, wear clean pants. Slacks or denim, any kind except for sweatpants. Those are for when you’re off the clock. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
Advice For Men: 51 Things I've Learned
"I am 51 years old, which is an unremarkable age"
johndevore.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
#icymi some wisdom from moi
it is quite likely some of our faves are implicated
Forbes has announced that Beyoncé is officially a billionaire, making her the fifth-ever musician to reach the milestone.
Beyoncé Is a Forbes-Certified Bey-llionaire
Forbes has announced that Beyoncé is officially a billionaire, making her the fifth-ever musician to reach the milestone.
www.vulture.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it is quite likely some of our faves are implicated