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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
“it was either walls and a door or this, and, well…”
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
lol
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
honestly shocked the “secret” wasn’t cocaine
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
it was fun to solve too!
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
i have repeatedly asked you not to quote me
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
great post jc!
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
he is the last of the b movie stars and should be protected at all costs
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
um excuse me gerard butler movies rule
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“is your baby on bluesky”
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
to be fair it is #scoldingsunday
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
you know i just saved that video
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
to release the drafts
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
the only copies i’m interested in are of the sequels
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
(i already own alita)
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
the cast of letterkenny has the chance to do the funniest thing
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
the time to act is now, canada
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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who gives a shit about power levers. if you don't even attempt to start the process of impeachment, the fuck is the point of anything. "step on me daddy. please rig the next election, daddy" bsky.app/profile/squo...
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
good god this is even worse than i expected
… Speaker Jeffries statement:
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM