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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
sure some people have an eidetic memory (remember everything) but i have an idiotic memory (only remember stupid stuff)
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
sure some people have an eidetic memory (remember everything) but i have an idiotic memory (only remember stupid stuff)
crucifixion ain’t no fiction
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
crucifixion ain’t no fiction
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I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
fuckin dumbledore i knew it
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
fuckin dumbledore i knew it
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
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i ain't paying for that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i ain't paying for that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social you’ll be hearing from my people bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social you’ll be hearing from my people bsky.app/profile/did:...
jd calling eric and telling him “now i know how you feel bro”
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
jd calling eric and telling him “now i know how you feel bro”
a lot of u owe the president an apology
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
a lot of u owe the president an apology
waiting for the larry summers “why i left harvard” free press piece
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
waiting for the larry summers “why i left harvard” free press piece
AI is the new motion smoothing
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AI is the new motion smoothing
real life boss baby tweet lol
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
real life boss baby tweet lol
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
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Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
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"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
shapiro: you get those billboard photos of me?
photographer: sure did boss, real fuckin unsexy just like you asked.
shapiro: what
photographer: sure did boss, real fuckin unsexy just like you asked.
shapiro: what
Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Shapiro's Golden Spending Spree
Ben Shapiro is mounting an aggressive Golden Globes campaign, buying billboard space in Times Square and within Jay Penske’s media empire in a bid to win the inaugural Best Podcast award.
www.status.news
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
shapiro: you get those billboard photos of me?
photographer: sure did boss, real fuckin unsexy just like you asked.
shapiro: what
photographer: sure did boss, real fuckin unsexy just like you asked.
shapiro: what
patton oswalt explaining how joe rogan is like L ron hubbard is pretty spot on www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMow6bjj/
Patton Oswalt explains how Joe Rogan is the modern-day L. Rob Hubbard. From the latest #MohrStories on @Witz Comedy TV - watch now on YouTube or Spotify. Link in bio 🔗 #scientology #joerogan #cult #p...
TikTok video by Jay Mohr
www.tiktok.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
patton oswalt explaining how joe rogan is like L ron hubbard is pretty spot on www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMow6bjj/
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We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet
lmaoooo
Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Shapiro's Golden Spending Spree
Ben Shapiro is mounting an aggressive Golden Globes campaign, buying billboard space in Times Square and within Jay Penske’s media empire in a bid to win the inaugural Best Podcast award.
www.status.news
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
lmaoooo