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“you have a passion for storytelling” - listing for a job writing saas company billboards
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“you have a passion for storytelling” - listing for a job writing saas company billboards
do you want to see a picture of me from 9th grade ('03/'04)
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
do you want to see a picture of me from 9th grade ('03/'04)
we're going to see a house today that we just discovered needs a new sewer lateral and they'll have to dig up the neighbor's yard to do it. can you imagine. moving in like "hi we're your new neighbors. can we dig up your yard"
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
we're going to see a house today that we just discovered needs a new sewer lateral and they'll have to dig up the neighbor's yard to do it. can you imagine. moving in like "hi we're your new neighbors. can we dig up your yard"
four year old said his baby sister is “crashing out”
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
four year old said his baby sister is “crashing out”
my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
can we talk about this cunty little top that love island rob wore on this week's traitors
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
can we talk about this cunty little top that love island rob wore on this week's traitors
the baby grabbed her father’s wallet off the counter and said “daddy’s money!” haha uh oh
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the baby grabbed her father’s wallet off the counter and said “daddy’s money!” haha uh oh
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i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Good afternoon from San Francisco.
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Good afternoon from San Francisco.
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
I don’t have any of that shit and I charge more than $40/hour lmao
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I don’t have any of that shit and I charge more than $40/hour lmao
who told all the politicians to open their texts to me with "hi friend"
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
who told all the politicians to open their texts to me with "hi friend"
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Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
broke: jews aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
broke: jews aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
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Before the Flyers game, NBCSP aired this tribute to @dhm.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Before the Flyers game, NBCSP aired this tribute to @dhm.bsky.social
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Unfortunately they did not capture Dan's tribute on the broadcast but the in arena feed did get the audio
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Unfortunately they did not capture Dan's tribute on the broadcast but the in arena feed did get the audio
our UPS guy left me his phone number yesterday *because he was trying to deliver something that required a signature and was like “text me and I can come back”* and my husband is teasing me mercilessly
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
our UPS guy left me his phone number yesterday *because he was trying to deliver something that required a signature and was like “text me and I can come back”* and my husband is teasing me mercilessly
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
last night the baby (19 months) looked at me and said poop! so I put her on the toilet and she pooped. I expect she will get her drivers license tomorrow
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
last night the baby (19 months) looked at me and said poop! so I put her on the toilet and she pooped. I expect she will get her drivers license tomorrow
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sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british
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Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.