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time to start being the gigantic bitch we were all promised. go make an ICE agent cry and we'll talk
Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar announced that she's running for governor of Minnesota
Sen. Amy Klobuchar Announces Run For Minnesota Governor
The No. 3 Senate Democrat joins a growing list of senators heading for the exits.
www.huffpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
time to start being the gigantic bitch we were all promised. go make an ICE agent cry and we'll talk
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buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
Former Viking Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley Kalil over viral interview about their sex life
Matt Kalil, the No. 4 pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, is suing Haley Kalil, a social media influencer and former Miss Minnesota, for invading his privacy. She has filed to have the suit dismissed.
www.startribune.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
me at the county fair:
you're telling me i get to play a stupid game *and* win a stupid prize?
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
me at the county fair:
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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
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An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
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I am making cranberry lemon bread from a recipe for cranberry orange bread that came in a recent highlights magazine. I also put raspberries on top because fuck it
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I am making cranberry lemon bread from a recipe for cranberry orange bread that came in a recent highlights magazine. I also put raspberries on top because fuck it
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I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
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Hey sincere post for a sec, I'm involved in union organizing around AI and my media employer is planning layoffs. If you know people especially in nonprofit newsrooms who have dealt with this kind of thing @ me or DM me
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hey sincere post for a sec, I'm involved in union organizing around AI and my media employer is planning layoffs. If you know people especially in nonprofit newsrooms who have dealt with this kind of thing @ me or DM me
where is mugshawtys when you need them. she is serving
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
where is mugshawtys when you need them. she is serving
the television show "my strange addiction" really plays fast and loose with the definition of "addiction" like i don't think this guy is "addicted" to snakes i think he is just neurodivergent
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the television show "my strange addiction" really plays fast and loose with the definition of "addiction" like i don't think this guy is "addicted" to snakes i think he is just neurodivergent
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I’ll never forget where I was when Beyoncé sampled this in “XO”
It's been 40 years since 7 people were killed in the Challenger space shuttle explosion | Click on the image to read the full story
It's been 40 years since 7 people were killed in the Challenger space shuttle explosion
It's been 40 years since the Challenger space shuttle, carrying seven people, exploded in mere minutes after take off
www.wcvb.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ll never forget where I was when Beyoncé sampled this in “XO”
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Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit posting multiple anti-ICE messages on his gram recently @numetalmoment.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit posting multiple anti-ICE messages on his gram recently @numetalmoment.bsky.social
you know I keep that thing on me (the billie eilish uno expansion pack with rules curated by billie)
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
you know I keep that thing on me (the billie eilish uno expansion pack with rules curated by billie)
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reviews of the new Charlie XCX mockumentary THE MOMENT are predictably polarized - ranging from "I don't care" to "I love it"
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
reviews of the new Charlie XCX mockumentary THE MOMENT are predictably polarized - ranging from "I don't care" to "I love it"
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crustpunk is the new quiet quitting
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
crustpunk is the new quiet quitting
saw one in the wild this morning
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
saw one in the wild this morning
this is worse than getting one of those AARP mailers
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
this is worse than getting one of those AARP mailers
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Hilariously, a coyote walked behind a San Francisco reporter as she was doing a segment on the mountain lion. 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hilariously, a coyote walked behind a San Francisco reporter as she was doing a segment on the mountain lion. 🤣
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being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe
did you guys know about The Woketopus
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
did you guys know about The Woketopus
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hello i am a man here to explain why women are jsut so mad all the time. i think its because their cycles have all synced
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
hello i am a man here to explain why women are jsut so mad all the time. i think its because their cycles have all synced
so fucking funny. he's soooo close. "every woman in my life thinks i'm an asshole. what gives?"
January 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
so fucking funny. he's soooo close. "every woman in my life thinks i'm an asshole. what gives?"