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earthquake! whole house just lurched
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
earthquake! whole house just lurched
found the old man napping in his favorite chair with a stuffy
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
found the old man napping in his favorite chair with a stuffy
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
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Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
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Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…
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reading your timeline like
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
reading your timeline like
the guy on the neighborhood Nextdoor who keeps posting AI slop about the new library now says he’s being discriminated against because his posts keep getting removed for being AI slop
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
the guy on the neighborhood Nextdoor who keeps posting AI slop about the new library now says he’s being discriminated against because his posts keep getting removed for being AI slop
why do people still answer this man's phone calls? i'm not mad about it, i'm glad they do, but if isaac chotiner called me up i'd fall off the grid entirely
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
why do people still answer this man's phone calls? i'm not mad about it, i'm glad they do, but if isaac chotiner called me up i'd fall off the grid entirely
reviewing my muted replies to see who violated the one-strike policy and now must be blocked
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
reviewing my muted replies to see who violated the one-strike policy and now must be blocked
this week my therapist asked how I was doing and I was like “you know that meme of mr. krabs from spongebob?” and she was like “no”
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
this week my therapist asked how I was doing and I was like “you know that meme of mr. krabs from spongebob?” and she was like “no”
someone at Costco stole my cart with all my fucking groceries in it and now I gotta start all over
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
someone at Costco stole my cart with all my fucking groceries in it and now I gotta start all over
do you think blue from blues clues has beef with bluey
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
do you think blue from blues clues has beef with bluey
“you have a passion for storytelling” - listing for a job writing saas company billboards
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“you have a passion for storytelling” - listing for a job writing saas company billboards
do you want to see a picture of me from 9th grade ('03/'04)
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
do you want to see a picture of me from 9th grade ('03/'04)
we're going to see a house today that we just discovered needs a new sewer lateral and they'll have to dig up the neighbor's yard to do it. can you imagine. moving in like "hi we're your new neighbors. can we dig up your yard"
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
we're going to see a house today that we just discovered needs a new sewer lateral and they'll have to dig up the neighbor's yard to do it. can you imagine. moving in like "hi we're your new neighbors. can we dig up your yard"
four year old said his baby sister is “crashing out”
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
four year old said his baby sister is “crashing out”
my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
can we talk about this cunty little top that love island rob wore on this week's traitors
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
can we talk about this cunty little top that love island rob wore on this week's traitors
the baby grabbed her father’s wallet off the counter and said “daddy’s money!” haha uh oh
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the baby grabbed her father’s wallet off the counter and said “daddy’s money!” haha uh oh
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i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Good afternoon from San Francisco.
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Good afternoon from San Francisco.