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i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i am baking my third lemon dessert in a week, and it might sound cute but as an expert on my self i can tell you my self only acts like this when my self is extremely distressed
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Good afternoon from San Francisco.
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Good afternoon from San Francisco.
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
I don’t have any of that shit and I charge more than $40/hour lmao
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I don’t have any of that shit and I charge more than $40/hour lmao
who told all the politicians to open their texts to me with "hi friend"
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
who told all the politicians to open their texts to me with "hi friend"
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Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏
broke: jews aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
broke: jews aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
woke: italians aren't white
bespoke: scandinavians aren't white
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Before the Flyers game, NBCSP aired this tribute to @dhm.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Before the Flyers game, NBCSP aired this tribute to @dhm.bsky.social
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Unfortunately they did not capture Dan's tribute on the broadcast but the in arena feed did get the audio
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Unfortunately they did not capture Dan's tribute on the broadcast but the in arena feed did get the audio
our UPS guy left me his phone number yesterday *because he was trying to deliver something that required a signature and was like “text me and I can come back”* and my husband is teasing me mercilessly
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
our UPS guy left me his phone number yesterday *because he was trying to deliver something that required a signature and was like “text me and I can come back”* and my husband is teasing me mercilessly
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
last night the baby (19 months) looked at me and said poop! so I put her on the toilet and she pooped. I expect she will get her drivers license tomorrow
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
last night the baby (19 months) looked at me and said poop! so I put her on the toilet and she pooped. I expect she will get her drivers license tomorrow
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sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british
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Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
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My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.
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January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
finally watched uncut gems and not to brag but it didn't stress me out because I'm permanently stuck in fight or flight mode. so
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
finally watched uncut gems and not to brag but it didn't stress me out because I'm permanently stuck in fight or flight mode. so
I always knew if Darren Aronofsky really tried he could make something worse than The Whale
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I always knew if Darren Aronofsky really tried he could make something worse than The Whale
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walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
Livvy Rizzing Up Baby Gronk, Explained | Defector
Did you hear the news? Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk!!! Despite being a 40-year-old man, I am uniquely in tune with the younger generation because I go to the mall. I am more than happy to explain this a...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
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I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
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hey i know y'all are having a hard time now so i thought i would let you know that we have a train that runs from santa fe to belen, with my city, albuquerque, in the middle. it's called the rail runner. they all use the "meep meep" loony toons roadrunner sound to indicate the doors are closing
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
hey i know y'all are having a hard time now so i thought i would let you know that we have a train that runs from santa fe to belen, with my city, albuquerque, in the middle. it's called the rail runner. they all use the "meep meep" loony toons roadrunner sound to indicate the doors are closing