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finally watched uncut gems and not to brag but it didn't stress me out because I'm permanently stuck in fight or flight mode. so
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
finally watched uncut gems and not to brag but it didn't stress me out because I'm permanently stuck in fight or flight mode. so
I always knew if Darren Aronofsky really tried he could make something worse than The Whale
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I always knew if Darren Aronofsky really tried he could make something worse than The Whale
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walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
Livvy Rizzing Up Baby Gronk, Explained | Defector
Did you hear the news? Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk!!! Despite being a 40-year-old man, I am uniquely in tune with the younger generation because I go to the mall. I am more than happy to explain this a...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
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I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
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hey i know y'all are having a hard time now so i thought i would let you know that we have a train that runs from santa fe to belen, with my city, albuquerque, in the middle. it's called the rail runner. they all use the "meep meep" loony toons roadrunner sound to indicate the doors are closing
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
hey i know y'all are having a hard time now so i thought i would let you know that we have a train that runs from santa fe to belen, with my city, albuquerque, in the middle. it's called the rail runner. they all use the "meep meep" loony toons roadrunner sound to indicate the doors are closing
the daily show's newest contributor. guy branum is not taking it well
anyway I'm sure she's said way worse shit but what an incredible failure to read the room
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
the daily show's newest contributor. guy branum is not taking it well
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CEOs trying to thread the needle on calls for a general strike
![Stephen A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the labor movement
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kkf3i6l62aqbw4x2b4jvfszp/bafkreihhjnayxhyv27gyscpoxkab7wlyubqzeagt2fdl6xip3jtq5was6m@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 PM
CEOs trying to thread the needle on calls for a general strike
I'm crying, this statement is so bad lmao
Hootsuite has issued CEO letter on the company's continued working with ICE and other US gov. agencies. TL;DR: "What we're seeing is wrong. Yes we work with ICE. No we don't track you. Will we continue working with ICE? No comment." www.hootsuite.com/letter-from-...
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January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm crying, this statement is so bad lmao
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“Without Dan’s voice, Philly Mag wouldn’t be Philly Mag. And, I’d argue, Philadelphia wouldn’t quite be Philadelphia.”
Dan’s editor here, Brian Howard, on what our friend meant to this magazine and, more importantly, this city.
Dan’s editor here, Brian Howard, on what our friend meant to this magazine and, more importantly, this city.
Dan McQuade Got Philly Like No One Else
The writer, who died Wednesday, was one of the most gifted chroniclers of the Philadelphia experience.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“Without Dan’s voice, Philly Mag wouldn’t be Philly Mag. And, I’d argue, Philadelphia wouldn’t quite be Philadelphia.”
Dan’s editor here, Brian Howard, on what our friend meant to this magazine and, more importantly, this city.
Dan’s editor here, Brian Howard, on what our friend meant to this magazine and, more importantly, this city.
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oh, so Daft Punk is playing at your house? should we throw a party? should we throw a big joyful party, invite all our friends, and dance as if we still occupy a more innocent time, when it was possible to imagine a better and brighter future?
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
oh, so Daft Punk is playing at your house? should we throw a party? should we throw a big joyful party, invite all our friends, and dance as if we still occupy a more innocent time, when it was possible to imagine a better and brighter future?
walking into the job interview in a 2XL Garfield shirt and yoga pants because the recruiter said "wear whatever you're most comfortable in"
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
walking into the job interview in a 2XL Garfield shirt and yoga pants because the recruiter said "wear whatever you're most comfortable in"
time to start being the gigantic bitch we were all promised. go make an ICE agent cry and we'll talk
Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar announced that she's running for governor of Minnesota
Sen. Amy Klobuchar Announces Run For Minnesota Governor
The No. 3 Senate Democrat joins a growing list of senators heading for the exits.
www.huffpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
time to start being the gigantic bitch we were all promised. go make an ICE agent cry and we'll talk
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buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
Former Viking Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley Kalil over viral interview about their sex life
Matt Kalil, the No. 4 pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, is suing Haley Kalil, a social media influencer and former Miss Minnesota, for invading his privacy. She has filed to have the suit dismissed.
www.startribune.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
me at the county fair:
you're telling me i get to play a stupid game *and* win a stupid prize?
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
me at the county fair:
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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
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An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
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I am making cranberry lemon bread from a recipe for cranberry orange bread that came in a recent highlights magazine. I also put raspberries on top because fuck it
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I am making cranberry lemon bread from a recipe for cranberry orange bread that came in a recent highlights magazine. I also put raspberries on top because fuck it
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I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
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Hey sincere post for a sec, I'm involved in union organizing around AI and my media employer is planning layoffs. If you know people especially in nonprofit newsrooms who have dealt with this kind of thing @ me or DM me
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hey sincere post for a sec, I'm involved in union organizing around AI and my media employer is planning layoffs. If you know people especially in nonprofit newsrooms who have dealt with this kind of thing @ me or DM me
where is mugshawtys when you need them. she is serving
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
where is mugshawtys when you need them. she is serving
the television show "my strange addiction" really plays fast and loose with the definition of "addiction" like i don't think this guy is "addicted" to snakes i think he is just neurodivergent
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the television show "my strange addiction" really plays fast and loose with the definition of "addiction" like i don't think this guy is "addicted" to snakes i think he is just neurodivergent
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I’ll never forget where I was when Beyoncé sampled this in “XO”
It's been 40 years since 7 people were killed in the Challenger space shuttle explosion | Click on the image to read the full story
It's been 40 years since 7 people were killed in the Challenger space shuttle explosion
It's been 40 years since the Challenger space shuttle, carrying seven people, exploded in mere minutes after take off
www.wcvb.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ll never forget where I was when Beyoncé sampled this in “XO”
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