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amybrown.xyz
amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
39K followers 990 following 9.9K posts
writer in tech, parent x2 sf bay via piqua, ohio my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Dec 14
just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!
screenshot of my shitty basic website that i built with my own two hands
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 7h
i think it's fine to listen to the smiths if you do it on spotify because morrissey will only get five cents from it anyway
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 11h
as a child I was led to believe I'd hear a lot more about Rice-a-Roni after moving to the San Francisco area
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 12h
Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13h
my dog and his girlfriend would like to go bluesky official
Canelo and Birdie
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 13h
a banger by magary as usual but i'd be remiss not to mention that the swifties are saying "ah-matized" is a self-censor of "dickmatized" rather than a play on "traumatized"
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 17h
still thinking about how charli xcx released a deeply vulnerable and confessional album only for taylor swift to be like, "why are you so obsessed with me? are you gay?"
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 1d
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Scott Feeney @graue.bsky.social · 1d
What a weird headline: "Crime is down and scandals have faded, but can Barbara Lee turn Oakland around?" Sounds like she has.
Crime is down and scandals have faded, but can Barbara Lee turn Oakland around?
The mayor recently completed 100 days in office and gives her State of the City speech Tuesday. Oakland experts credit her with bringing steadiness to the job, but the challenges remain acute.
www.sfchronicle.com
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 18h
people are fascinating lmao
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 18h
we left so fast that my husband got left behind and now he's gay
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 18h
look he's right to say it. last time we went to The City, we stepped off the ferry and a large polycule of non-binary baristas hissed "BREEDERS" at us until we got back on going the other way
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 20h
fellas is it gay to live in a city
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 19h
think many would have a better time posting and see their posting quality improve on here if they picked 4-8 people they want to impress and post for them. if they like it, then good for you, really. if they don’t, mute it, delete it, try again. but don’t share who these people are out loud
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 19h
hate to sound like a boomer but they really don't make kids shows like this anymore
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 19h
it wasn't even a particularly good box. just like an average, moderately used cardboard box. but i like that someone saw it and was like "fuck yeah the perfect box"
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 19h
San Francisco is superior to middle America in so many ways. like I’ll never get flattened in a crosswalk by someone texting while driving an F-150. I’m gonna get flattened in a crosswalk by someone texting while driving a Rivian
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 20h
enjoy your box!
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 20h
last night I put some free stuff out in a cardboard box on the curb and someone dumped all the stuff out and took the cardboard box
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20h
elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"
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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 1d
Look at what they have to face
Person dressed in a silly looking frog costume at a protest.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d
the baby caught me eating a pudding cup alone in the kitchen and pointed at me and said “EAT?!” accusingly which, frankly, I don’t appreciate
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d
i let a man ruin my 21st birthday and i approve this message
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d
in my heart i believe he just wanted to see charlie hunnam in women's underwear and took it from there
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d
regret to report it's unwatchable
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 1d
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 1d
don't threaten me with a good time
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 1d
Some advertising you just can't buy
MAGA Congresswoman: Bad Bunnys super bowl halftime show a demonic sexual performance
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