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@maplecocaine.bsky.social
· Jun 18
i have never debated anyone due to the fact that it's nerd shit
The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The thing i dont get about supporting Gavin Newsom this far out is we don't even know who's running yet. Maybe an even bigger piece of shit will pop up for you people to support!
I think a fundamental divide in modern dem party politics is between people who want to change/influence candidates & people who want to change/influence the electorate. One of these tactics seems much fucking easier imo
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I think a fundamental divide in modern dem party politics is between people who want to change/influence candidates & people who want to change/influence the electorate. One of these tactics seems much fucking easier imo
Business opportunity: App that recruits people with low credit scores to shop for you
(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)
February 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Business opportunity: App that recruits people with low credit scores to shop for you
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
Was about to mock this, but then I realized that when the Key Food down the street from me cuts the price on unsold rotisserie chickens by 75% after 8pm, that's where I want to be seen
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Was about to mock this, but then I realized that when the Key Food down the street from me cuts the price on unsold rotisserie chickens by 75% after 8pm, that's where I want to be seen
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Happy Valentines Day to the worst idea anyone has ever had on Bluesky
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy Valentines Day to the worst idea anyone has ever had on Bluesky
Fake jobs can be replaced by fake tech, yes. Better learn something useful quick like how to snake a drain
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
Microsoft AI CEO predicts 'most, if not all' white-collar tasks will be automated by AI within 18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Fake jobs can be replaced by fake tech, yes. Better learn something useful quick like how to snake a drain
Libertarians tried to warn me about Trump but I didn't listen
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Libertarians tried to warn me about Trump but I didn't listen
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i just saw de blasio at a cafe and couldn’t think of something funny to say and right after i left realized i should’ve asked him how his groundhog day was goddamnit
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i just saw de blasio at a cafe and couldn’t think of something funny to say and right after i left realized i should’ve asked him how his groundhog day was goddamnit
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
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January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hello @safety.bsky.app can you please make a content filter which allows human being porn but blocks cartoon character porn, thank you
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megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash
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im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters
An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol
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Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
CBS News EIC Bari Weiss had concerns about the CECOT piece, I’m told. The network decided to hold the segment pending, among other things, comment or an interview with White House officials next year…
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass