Setting aside the fact that the electorate is tens of millions of people and the candidates are only a handful of people, those candidates also happen to be going for a job representing that very electorate and to get that job they also, you know, have to get "elected" by them

Lol

If it can't find you in rhe database it will probably assume you're off the grid and will pay anything

Shop using an old phone on wifi

I think dynamic pricing for retail tries to predict what you're willing & able to pay

He's influencing me to get a rotisserie chicken in a few hours

Knowing how to snake a drain is a useful skill regardless

They should separate call center jobs. Dummies who want to yell & complain about nothing get a robot, people with an actual issue get transferred to a human

Last time I was in Napoli everyone was eating pizza with hot dogs and French fries on it

Gonna be big news if they ever find one of those

Hey, why did you move???

Last time I was in the city it looked like The Warriors

Are you also in the house?

In the same house