Norm Charlatan
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
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Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
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Met up with a friend for a Surprise?! Sandwich.
Surprise?! Sandwich, which I think was a kind of fancy ham and something like queso fresco
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In all seriousness, I’ve done it twice and it’s fun.
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“No one else is allowed to wear white!”
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Remember, everyone is there to see you. You are the star!
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He’s just keeping the seat warm until Mike Tomlin is available.
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Could you BE any less correct?
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Bro, I went onto the “Popular with Friends” tab and didn’t see a single one of your posts.
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Need UW Husky legend Cody Pickett
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Woke up to learn that I’ve once again been awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature.
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Everyone posting about Clayton Kershaw, but I just found out that he went to high school and was even teammates with Los Angeles Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford. Wow.
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It’s like they haven’t heard of the first amendment.
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And to think almost 20 years ago, Drama and Turtle spent $50k on a Koufax jersey because they’d heard he was about to die
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I meant it more like some of us never stopped.
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Maybe US credit cards only.
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Not feeling like celebrating a Yankees elimination because my own team finally made the playoffs and lost today. This must be like when things are going decently well and you’re not laser focused on your nemesis failing.