Bill Amend
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Cartoonist/Nerd. Creator of FoxTrot
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Bill Amend
@billamend.bsky.social
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This week's comic: Turkeynomics foxtrot.com/2025/11/23/t...
Turkeynomics
FoxTrot by Bill Amend | November 23, 2025
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November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This week's comic: Turkeynomics foxtrot.com/2025/11/23/t...
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U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
U.S. legislators: "Soldiers and sailors, if you are ordered to kill someone and you believe the order is unlawful, don't do it. Remember your oath to The Constitution.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
U.S. President: "Kill the legislators."
Am I missing something? Anything at all?
I still have characters left, if so.
This week's comic: Binary Sudoku foxtrot.com/2025/11/16/b...
Binary Sudoku
FoxTrot by Bill Amend | November 16, 2025
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November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This week's comic: Binary Sudoku foxtrot.com/2025/11/16/b...
So when listening to music from my comp with airpods, is there a device/app/way to include an extra input like if I want to play guitar/keyboard etc?
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So when listening to music from my comp with airpods, is there a device/app/way to include an extra input like if I want to play guitar/keyboard etc?
Woohoo! Can't wait!
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Woohoo! Can't wait!
Reposted by Bill Amend
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
Reposted by Bill Amend
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This week's comic: Esports foxtrot.com/2025/11/09/e...
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This week's comic: Esports foxtrot.com/2025/11/09/e...
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Reposted by Bill Amend
It’s going to be cool when Trump hops on Air Force 1 to go golf for the weekend while everyone else is checking to see if their flight was one of the canceled ones.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s going to be cool when Trump hops on Air Force 1 to go golf for the weekend while everyone else is checking to see if their flight was one of the canceled ones.
As someone living with shared walls, I'd like to thank the universe for bluetooth earbuds
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
As someone living with shared walls, I'd like to thank the universe for bluetooth earbuds
Yes. But that's not illustrative of what I'm trying to say. ie, if wealth were REALLY distributed, everyone in America would be a millionaire. I'm not necessarily arguing for that, but it's helpful when a citizenry at least knows the math
Mean household net worth. Median is $193,000.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yes. But that's not illustrative of what I'm trying to say. ie, if wealth were REALLY distributed, everyone in America would be a millionaire. I'm not necessarily arguing for that, but it's helpful when a citizenry at least knows the math
So (according to Google) the average American household's net worth is just over $1 million. Seem crazy and far from your lived experience? Same here. But mathmatically it makes sense WHEN YOU INCLUDE SO MANY BILLIONAIRES. Even if you hate math, try to understand it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So (according to Google) the average American household's net worth is just over $1 million. Seem crazy and far from your lived experience? Same here. But mathmatically it makes sense WHEN YOU INCLUDE SO MANY BILLIONAIRES. Even if you hate math, try to understand it.
Chilling with Bruce as I am wont to do after my weekly deadline
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chilling with Bruce as I am wont to do after my weekly deadline
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
For anyone interested in inferior comics, Quincy and I make a cameo on the new Pearls Before Swine book cover… amzn.to/47mA1vF
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For anyone interested in inferior comics, Quincy and I make a cameo on the new Pearls Before Swine book cover… amzn.to/47mA1vF
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Reposted by Bill Amend
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
Reposted by Bill Amend
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
This week's comic: Silly Peter foxtrot.com/2025/11/02/s...
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This week's comic: Silly Peter foxtrot.com/2025/11/02/s...
Getting like 10x last year’s trick-or-treaters. A harbinger for economic collapse?
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting like 10x last year’s trick-or-treaters. A harbinger for economic collapse?
So *this* is what the kids really mean! :)
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So *this* is what the kids really mean! :)