“Tankie” is so on the spot

Never underestimate the combat effectiveness of the enemy finding out you have a ship just to make ice cream.

Happy birthday @murray.senate.gov keep fighting the good fight

If the government is shut down can we just…. take over?

If the mockery didn’t work they wouldn’t be trying to ban it

Good idea, we’re going to need all the help we can get.

They say there was a secret chimp
Who once dress up like a pimp
But you don’t really care for primates, do ya?

Frogs together strong

This is the rightest wrong answer

There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.

They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.

Nobody that consciously decided to look like that should call anyone else stupid.

*nods* leaf blowers assert dominance through sound.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths

Now I know who buys those 50-gallon barrels of lube off Amazon

FROG 🐸 SEMIOTICS 🐸 REDEMPTION 🐸 ARC

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

embrace your inner frog

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

This isn’t even satire.

GOOD.