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Andrea Grimes
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bitch kraken / texan / she/her / 📍atx / 😎 blocking out the haters w @reproaction.bsky.social / co-founder @theflytrapmedia.com

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she's here and she's stunning
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I DID, NOW YOU
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS

AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
celebrity deaths don't usually get me but
a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
Alt: a woman with a #schittscreek logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
this mf figured out how to be racist against the whitest people on earth
“There's something about Scandinavian transplant cultures that simultaneously brings an over-empathizing element”
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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No! NOT Catherine O'Hara! I rebuke it!
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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“After their humans were disappeared by ICE”
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
only the very freest of speech allowed now!! seeya, cancel culture
Abortion Rights Advocate Talk Canceled After TPUSA Pressure
Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center canceled a talk by a retired doctor who advocates for a woman’s right to receive a third-trimester abortion, the conservative Texas Scorecard website repor...
www.insidehighered.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
new hair!!!!! pinky pink ends and red roots, this is such a fun combination
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
OK THAT'S ENOUGH COLD
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
lol oh no i was just about to wrap it up for esta noche but then i recuerdo'd that I'm supposed to escribo una historia para mi clase manana sobre mi dia-to-dia trabajo to share con mi clase, necisito mas bebidas
kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter .
Alt: kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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“…a layer of your favorite waterproof mascara can help make your gorgeous eyes really pop behind your mask. If it will stand up to a breakup or watching Casablanca, it will probably stand up to tear gas and liquid antacid and water.”—one of several practical tips from @ellearmageddon.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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As far as I know, Tom Suozzi here still does not have a primary challenger in his district (NY-3 on Long Island).

The filing deadline is April 6 for the primary on June 23, and if there's a remotely progressive town council member or PTA president in that district, this is the time to make a move.
Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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That's the stuff.
"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
Philly DA vows to prosecute ‘wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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A dragon on his hoard
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza.

This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
OOOF
reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”
I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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I think that *cringe* is overused. I particularly think that it is overused by people who have a difficult time feeling and naming their feelings. That's a lot of people.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I made a bunch of bad decisions when I was 23, most of them the opposite of this (work little, drink a bunch, eat Lean Cuisines) and believed it was The Way because my body could take it. Had absolutely nothing the fuck to do with anything else, and I'm glad I didn't think so at the time.
Man, I would not take a 23-year-old's advice about life on anything, I'm pretty sure 23-year-olds can fall down a flight of stairs and they'd bounce back up like a rubber ball
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Literal ethnic cleansing
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I can't remember whomst among y'all recommended Costume Quest to me when I was looking for new cozy video games to play but WHAT A DELIGHT, THIS GAME
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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That’s cottage cheese on his head after he dove into my breakfast
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
should i write a thing about how The Traitors is a weird fucking thing to watch (as a superfan!) amid the manifestation of US fascism and the state legitimization of vigilante justice
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM