Luke Steuber
@lukesteuber.com
Applied Linguist, AT engineer. 2x CES best of show, blah blah. BP1.
I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
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I try to make something every day. Sometimes I share them. Most are crap.
lukesteuber.com <— boring
dr.eamer.dev/bluesky <— you want that
dr.eamer.dev/bipolar <— unless
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147,570 UFO SIGHTINGS, 1905–2023. A visualization of data from NUFORC.
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The National UFO Reporting Center has a database of 150,000 sightings with time and location along with speed, shape, size.
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
I’m poking at what Trump just did being exactly the same, yet the tut tut tone of the article
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I’m poking at what Trump just did being exactly the same, yet the tut tut tone of the article
It is. It’s super scary. I snapped one day and got honest, and I lost a lot of my friends but if I lie or mask any more I will explode and die
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It is. It’s super scary. I snapped one day and got honest, and I lost a lot of my friends but if I lie or mask any more I will explode and die
Nationalism is a disease and it’s contagious
Louvre hikes ticket fees for non-Europeans, sparking ‘dual pricing’ row
Non-Europeans will soon have to pay more than their French counterparts to visit the Louvre after a price hike takes effect on Wednesday. Trade unions denounced the policy and have called for strike…
www.france24.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Nationalism is a disease and it’s contagious
Reposted by Luke Steuber
I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
Reposted by Luke Steuber
Reposted by Luke Steuber
The National UFO Reporting Center has a database of 150,000 sightings with time and location along with speed, shape, size.
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
KEEP LOOKING
147,570 UFO SIGHTINGS, 1905–2023. A visualization of data from NUFORC.
dr.eamer.dev
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The National UFO Reporting Center has a database of 150,000 sightings with time and location along with speed, shape, size.
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
I had fun with this, which visualizes all of them; I was going for a “searching in a dark forest” type feeling but it ended up a bit UFO-like!
Reposted by Luke Steuber
🧐 Tell me about your relationship with my nana
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
🧐 Tell me about your relationship with my nana
Reposted by Luke Steuber
This is the funniest shirt ever to be wearing during a “man on the street” local news interview. 🤣 I had to rewind multiple times for screenshots. I’m dead
November 5, 2024 at 5:31 AM
This is the funniest shirt ever to be wearing during a “man on the street” local news interview. 🤣 I had to rewind multiple times for screenshots. I’m dead
The best part about this is that while all of them are dorm furniture, your guess inverted the cost
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The best part about this is that while all of them are dorm furniture, your guess inverted the cost
Behold! My collection of useless tables!
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Behold! My collection of useless tables!
I told their text message support person that the store support person was good and vice versa, so CHECKMATE karma
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I told their text message support person that the store support person was good and vice versa, so CHECKMATE karma
It happens to us all, space frog
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It happens to us all, space frog
This is totally not true, to be clear
Like this matters zero amount, I was just being a prick
Like this matters zero amount, I was just being a prick
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This is totally not true, to be clear
Like this matters zero amount, I was just being a prick
Like this matters zero amount, I was just being a prick
"you're wrong about him, he doesn't have a temper"
Friend, I can hear it if someone puts away the towels angry
Friend, I can hear it if someone puts away the towels angry
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"you're wrong about him, he doesn't have a temper"
Friend, I can hear it if someone puts away the towels angry
Friend, I can hear it if someone puts away the towels angry
See? See why you stand up to the bully?
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
See? See why you stand up to the bully?
For real though if I was a little old lady that kid might’ve broken find my iPhone forever
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
For real though if I was a little old lady that kid might’ve broken find my iPhone forever
I was just really fucking rude to an Apple Store employee because they thought you could find your other device’s serial numbers through settings > iCloud > devices rather than settings > profile at the bottom of the page YOU FOOL
and it occurred to me that I should get a grip
and it occurred to me that I should get a grip
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I was just really fucking rude to an Apple Store employee because they thought you could find your other device’s serial numbers through settings > iCloud > devices rather than settings > profile at the bottom of the page YOU FOOL
and it occurred to me that I should get a grip
and it occurred to me that I should get a grip
🤣 yep
far too much effort into exactly this
far too much effort into exactly this
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
🤣 yep
far too much effort into exactly this
far too much effort into exactly this
🧐 Tell me about your relationship with my nana
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
🧐 Tell me about your relationship with my nana
Steady sailing :) doin good. How you?
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Steady sailing :) doin good. How you?
Yessss
I briefly set this up so that some of them in the dark sections would sparkle like there’s still these eyes in the forest but it got too busy
there’s probably a game to be made along those lines
I briefly set this up so that some of them in the dark sections would sparkle like there’s still these eyes in the forest but it got too busy
there’s probably a game to be made along those lines
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Yessss
I briefly set this up so that some of them in the dark sections would sparkle like there’s still these eyes in the forest but it got too busy
there’s probably a game to be made along those lines
I briefly set this up so that some of them in the dark sections would sparkle like there’s still these eyes in the forest but it got too busy
there’s probably a game to be made along those lines
I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I’m sick of saying “I told you so” after people treat me like I’m an asshole for calling people out early
The Vulcans just dropped by to check in on us but the first officer shook his head and they all nodded and warped out
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM