Luke Steuber
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life will find a way
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Thinking about that time in like 1994 when I spent fourteen years downloading a dirty picture and then printed it out on a dot matrix printer and hid it under my bed
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Portland bringing flair to the party
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A person in an inflatable green frog costume stands facing a line of heavily armed and armored police officers at night. The scene takes place on a city sidewalk with bystanders and protest signs in the background. The frog costume looks oversized and comically out of place amid the tense standoff, illuminated by streetlights and camera flashes.

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The view is from behind the person in the frog costume, showing the rounded top of the costume’s head with its black spots and small protruding eyes. Ahead, a group of tactical police officers walks away under a lit archway, their figures receding down a paved alley or courtyard. The contrast between the cartoonish frog and the militarized officers gives the scene an absurd, surreal tone. Image 1:
A person in an inflatable green frog costume stands facing a line of heavily armed and armored police officers at night. The scene takes place on a city sidewalk with bystanders and protest signs in the background. The frog costume looks oversized and comically out of place amid the tense standoff, illuminated by streetlights and camera flashes.

Image 2:
The view is from behind the person in the frog costume, showing the rounded top of the costume’s head with its black spots and small protruding eyes. Ahead, a group of tactical police officers walks away under a lit archway, their figures receding down a paved alley or courtyard. The contrast between the cartoonish frog and the militarized officers gives the scene an absurd, surreal tone.
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“Luke why are you snorting your gabapentin”

for the buzz baby

“It doesn’t work like th-“

YOLO (railing)
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I like how Detroit just says “sewer”
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My little vape pen only has three percent battery but if I walk back inside people will open their mouths and make noises in my face
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This 1939 government map about the Public Works Administration has been rattling through my brain recently. The PWA projects are such a fixture in American life that people don't even realize they're all around us.

It's a mixture of mourning and nostalgia, but mostly the latter. People can be good.
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A vintage map of the United States titled 'PWA REBUILDS THE NATION' at the top center, with 'PWA' in large blue letters and 'REBUILDS THE NATION' in red letters beneath it. The map is framed with a bl...
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I’ve just been randomly bullshitting today and just saw this has like four hundred likes lol

I’m glad to see that we agree
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That’s a fair point
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He quote posted Jay with a picture of Charlie Kirk and alt text implying she’d get a hole in her neck for moderation bias
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Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that
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I can feel myself crashing

In the past I’ve had to be sedated after a few days but this one is fine
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Oh my god though I’m so interested in that fake fact
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It’s becoming this weird liminal state where I just observe the world and don’t interact lol
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Ok taking the low key to the high key

You guys I haven’t slept in almost four days
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I'm in one of those shit situations where I don't want to say anything but people want me to say something so here's my take

I think what Link posted was fucked up and I would have banned him too

That prob won't make me many friends but here we are
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For all of the influence he held while architecting this, it is truly stunning to see how far Mitch McConnell has fallen from power
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AHHHH I'm anxious about the dentist

Ok deep breaths I'm good
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I have to go to the dentist the day after tomorrow which means tomorrow I will sit around in an anxious holding pattern and not do shit
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China officially went full Blade Runner
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My new plan is to research shit forever and never publish

Screw it