CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
banner
uncle6.org
CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
who asked you, hoss

Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.


(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
Pinned
Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments

This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
Alabama niece and nephews are in the Bahamas and all I can think is "You're kidding!" "I must be, the Bahamas are islands"

iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
WE BEEN SAYIN
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
good morning @ms8.bsky.social
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
And was then picked up as "there's not a dime's worth of difference" by George Wallace, who set the marker the GOP has run toward ever since
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
But then again, why is NVIDIA attempting to explain to people how *not* like Enron they are? Is there something going on that might be, if I was misinformed, something I'd say "man that sure looks like Enron"? Why is everybody talking about Enron so much? Why so SERIOUS?
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
this motherfucker
The Beatles first album is closer in time to the Titanic sinking than now, have a good night
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
WINGLESS PLANE THAT DRIVES ON ROADS

@kentremendous.bsky.social YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS A FULL DRINK I WAS TAKING
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My now-ex-wife and I were hosting Thanksgiving in our home for both our families for the first time. She ordered what she thought was a fully-cooked turkey from Wegmans. I was sent to pick it up about an hour before our appointed dinnertime.

I get to Wegmans, and the turkey is... thawing... (1/x)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
good evening @aeka.bsky.social sorry for diming you out on the whole brother/sister thing
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For those of you wondering about the corroboration of the “living together as brother and sister”… @aeka.bsky.social will attest that happened
OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝

submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to [email protected]

do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
David Sacks is a lying sack of shit who will take any handout he can get, every single time, and every American should treat him as a conniving, extorting enemy at all times.
A story in 3 acts:
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I commend to the imagination of the commentariat Eli Gold as played by Alan Cumming
I forgot how much I love Kalinda Sharma (Archie Panjabi). And I’ll get Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) soon. M

And it’s a great show for cameos.
In case you’ve been following this riveting saga, I went with the Good Wife - which will segue to the Good Fight if this continues.

I like being able to fill in the blanks when I realize I wasn’t paying attention
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
TIRED: Vandy is expanding into NYC and SF for visibility, NIL money, corporate partnership and synergistic growth

WIRED: Vandy is expanding into NY and CA to start building ratlines in case being chartered under TN law becomes a legal issue for faculty and staff in future
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
Instead of retiring, 3-5 GOP Congresspeople could stop this Administration cold. The culture in Congress that sees itself as the President’s handmaiden as opposed to the Article I branch has rotted every inch of it. Not just cowardice, a learned helplessness.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
anyway, if you are someone that has any insight into a data center buildout that has been delayed or know about any piles of unused GPUs, please hit me up at ezitron.76 on signal
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
I’m writing something about AI and collecting the worst examples of workslop — and AI slop, in general. If you have any particularly appalling and / or hilarious suggestions, send ‘em to me!
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
LFGGGGGGGGGGG
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
According to research by @writeforcal.com we’ve never had an interim coach, but ARE 18-4 without a head coach.

In this column, I will argue that Cal football needs to return to communal decision making, via people’s committees, a central 5 year planning system and rule by the Party
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pour one out @aeka.bsky.social @ericasco.bsky.social

We've had our last catastrophic failure of subroutine
On behalf of everyone who made…choices…at SOTW, a toast. A 20s rite of passage or something. Very fun memories here. ✌️
End of an Era, Again, “Sign of the Whale canceled its license.” - Fin www.popville.com/2025/11/end-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce, Charlie Brown
you are my superior officer, Charlie Brown; you are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.
Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
As a white kid in Birmingham in the 90s it was powerful as fuck to meet Black folks who could say “yeah I was there when they turned on the hoses and unleashed the dogs, here are the scars”
I feel like a lot of us were privileged to be among the last generation to be able to learn under the 60's civil rights generation. What im seeing today from this newer generation of children is a serious lack of grounding, which i think is due to them not having direct access to the type of
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anything with “casserole” in the name is always gonna be first on the chopping block at Chez 6
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So my mother, my brother, his wife and their four kids - two college boys, a high school sophomore and a Tri-Delt pledge - are going on a cruise for a week and chose to drive to the port from Alabama in a 15 passenger van.

All together:

I KNOW IT SMELL CRAZY IN THERE
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
your occasional reminder that Dansby Swanson is confirmed to own a “we don’t do orange” hoodie.

Happy hate week!
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM