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Andrew Fear

@andrewfleer.com

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Intranet Celebrity. Certified BBQ judge. Certified steak judge (2x). 2006 Time Magazine PotY. 📸: andrewfleer 🐦: andrewfleer Signal: afleer.402

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · Jan 16

Never settle for mid-dick, no matter how famous the person is

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 11m

The 2nd number on my scale changed this morning (in the good direction)

Ain't nothing gonna bring me down today

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 15m

I hate when PB doesn't make the cut

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 10h

"Hey Fleer, what are you doing?"

Buying bumper stickers to charm the ladies

taylor @poutmouth.bsky.social · 10h

hell yeah!!! I am in my bumper sticker era.

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 10h

Alright, imma buy you a Björk sticker

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 10h

Is it your car @poutmouth.bsky.social?

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 10h

I said, "who the hell has a Björk sticker?"

And that's about it. I'm still here and the car is still here.

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 11h

I'm at volleyball. I look across the parking lot, and I see a car with a Björk sticker on the back

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 14h

Shout out to the kid standing in the middle of the street playing air guitar

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 14h

My uncrustable was so stale it basically regrew its crust

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 16h

Less safari, and more loungewear yep

Getting cozy in my meat sweats

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 17h

Assholes always gotta ruin it for everyone else

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 17h

During the covid shutdown, we had a virtual "chili cookoff" at my place of employment.

I made chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl.

I did not win. :(

Chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl in front of some fake mini pumpkins

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 18h

Nothing, that just made me laugh

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 18h

MIA!

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 18h

Volleyball is gonna suuuuuuuck tonight

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 19h

a cartoon character says " one art please " in front of spiders

Alt: Zoidberg in a tuxedo pulling some money out of his coatpocket and saying, "One art, please."

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 19h

I stole it from Facebook, so go ahead 😂

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 19h

Can I suggest Trents and Trentsibility?

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 20h

Green chile yesterday, red chili today. I feel like I should make white chili* tomorrow and complete the trifecta.

* I'm not here to argue whether white chili is actually "chili"

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BD @bdart.bsky.social · 20h

When I started going to Colorado State University football games when I was 10, there was a Runza truck parked on the concourse. My dad would pack a thermos of hot chocolate, and we'd have Runzas while we watched the game. Now, we go get Runza before every CSU game, as a good luck charm.

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 20h

All is right in the world again

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 20h

You're probably just mad that we put beans in the chili

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 20h

All is right in the world again

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 21h

He glows in the dark!

A blue Smiski glowing in a completely black room

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 21h

I can't find the exact amount, but we paid some folks real american dollars to name our riverfront area "The RiverFront"

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 21h

All it's missing is the "You may be mean, but you are right"