Michael Bischoff
@mbishky.bsky.social
Sports fan. Sicko. BYU alum. Trying to figure out if I can still be an A's fan. Sacramento Kings and 49ers fan as well.
My opinion on this is that they both should be out and BYU should be in.
I am paid to have college football opinions but just can't muster a strong one about Notre Dame vs. Miami. I hate to acknowledge both sides and be the Third Way CFB commentator but I really see both sides
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My opinion on this is that they both should be out and BYU should be in.
Ok here's a thread of dessert preparations. The baby refused to sleep last night so while I was up with her my wife made the blueberry and strawberry pies (the cream cheese whipped cream will be made Thursday) and got the apples marinating.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ok here's a thread of dessert preparations. The baby refused to sleep last night so while I was up with her my wife made the blueberry and strawberry pies (the cream cheese whipped cream will be made Thursday) and got the apples marinating.
Once again if Jake Retzlaff makes the playoff and a one loss BYU gets left out.... I'm going to be quite upset.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once again if Jake Retzlaff makes the playoff and a one loss BYU gets left out.... I'm going to be quite upset.
My pie opinion is that I like pie.
but hey look at all the pie with a cartoon character
ALT: but hey look at all the pie with a cartoon character
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November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My pie opinion is that I like pie.
Ian Rapoport is immediately dead to me. Can't trust someone who thinks apple pie is bad.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ian Rapoport is immediately dead to me. Can't trust someone who thinks apple pie is bad.
My family always tries to have 1 dessert per person at dinner. We just found out that my mom invited 4 people from church to come to dinner, so we needed at least 4 additional desserts. My wife (who just won the church pie cookoff) was feeling very confident and volunteered to make 8 desserts.....
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My family always tries to have 1 dessert per person at dinner. We just found out that my mom invited 4 people from church to come to dinner, so we needed at least 4 additional desserts. My wife (who just won the church pie cookoff) was feeling very confident and volunteered to make 8 desserts.....
Growing up in church but in not large membership areas (OK, NH) meant I had some major culture shock when I went to BYU. I loved a lot of being at BYU but there's a lot of weird Utah things that they assume are just normal for the rest of the church and they're wrong
Like this skeet if I was one of the first Mormons you ever met/meaningfully interacted with. I suspect we’re going to get at least five likes.
I think you were the second Mormon I met in my life when we first linked up!
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Growing up in church but in not large membership areas (OK, NH) meant I had some major culture shock when I went to BYU. I loved a lot of being at BYU but there's a lot of weird Utah things that they assume are just normal for the rest of the church and they're wrong
Rocky
Creed II
Rocky II
Creed
Rocky IV
Little gap
Rocky Balboa
Rocky III
Haven't seen Creed III
Big Gap
Rocky V
Creed II
Rocky II
Creed
Rocky IV
Little gap
Rocky Balboa
Rocky III
Haven't seen Creed III
Big Gap
Rocky V
my ranking:
Rocky (1976)
Rocky III
Rocky vs. Drago
Creed
Rocky IV
Creed II-III (haven't seen them but I bet they're fine)
Rocky II
Rocky Balboa
[big gap]
Rocky V
Rocky (1976)
Rocky III
Rocky vs. Drago
Creed
Rocky IV
Creed II-III (haven't seen them but I bet they're fine)
Rocky II
Rocky Balboa
[big gap]
Rocky V
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rocky
Creed II
Rocky II
Creed
Rocky IV
Little gap
Rocky Balboa
Rocky III
Haven't seen Creed III
Big Gap
Rocky V
Creed II
Rocky II
Creed
Rocky IV
Little gap
Rocky Balboa
Rocky III
Haven't seen Creed III
Big Gap
Rocky V
I still haven't had a chance to watch this movie but my girls absolutely love this song and I've heard it a thousand times. I absolutely heard the lyrics this way the first 100 times I heard the song
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I still haven't had a chance to watch this movie but my girls absolutely love this song and I've heard it a thousand times. I absolutely heard the lyrics this way the first 100 times I heard the song
Yet another postgame apology.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yet another postgame apology.
Eliminate one? Cowards. I'm eliminating them all. By eating them.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Eliminate one? Cowards. I'm eliminating them all. By eating them.
Normally these don't help me feel better. But this one does. Which makes me nervous because I shouldn't feel good.
🤖🏈: #11 BYU vs Cincinnati, 08:00 PM EST, FOX
Game Preview: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/game/401756955
#11 BYU: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/team/252
Cincinnati: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/team/2132
Game Preview: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/game/401756955
#11 BYU: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/team/252
Cincinnati: https://gameonpaper.com/cfb/team/2132
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Normally these don't help me feel better. But this one does. Which makes me nervous because I shouldn't feel good.
Hi. How's your night going? I hope it's better than mine. I just had 8 full ounces of baby formula vomited onto me. I had to strip both me and the baby completely naked to avoid dripping it around the house to get a towel to clean up.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hi. How's your night going? I hope it's better than mine. I just had 8 full ounces of baby formula vomited onto me. I had to strip both me and the baby completely naked to avoid dripping it around the house to get a towel to clean up.
People already never hear from me. If I had that money, my family would be the only people that knew I was alive. I still need civilization, but no one would know where I was.
If I had “fired major program coach buyout money” I would retire to the mountains to become a fishing / hunting / trail guide.
Which I guess is another form of coaching but still.
Which I guess is another form of coaching but still.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
People already never hear from me. If I had that money, my family would be the only people that knew I was alive. I still need civilization, but no one would know where I was.
I want to share this a million times because this is actually insane.
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I want to share this a million times because this is actually insane.
Reposted by Michael Bischoff
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
This might be the worst shot attempt I've ever seen actually go in.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This might be the worst shot attempt I've ever seen actually go in.
WHEEEEEEE
This franchise is a catastrophic failure.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WHEEEEEEE
If Jake Retzlaff makes the playoff and BYU doesn't....
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If Jake Retzlaff makes the playoff and BYU doesn't....
This person needs to go to literally any soda shop from Utah
“Having tried and been disappointed with many zero proof drinks, this is a delicious relief. Easy, visually appealing and not too sweet.”
Here's how to make a nonalcoholic dirty lemon tonic. nyti.ms/49LdB8U
Here's how to make a nonalcoholic dirty lemon tonic. nyti.ms/49LdB8U
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This person needs to go to literally any soda shop from Utah
There's a real actual chance of JMU and the American champ being ahead of the ACC champ. The ACC needs to get UVA and GT to the title game unscathed....
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There's a real actual chance of JMU and the American champ being ahead of the ACC champ. The ACC needs to get UVA and GT to the title game unscathed....
The Athletic forgot BYU existed. The article has it correct now but the graphic remains
Did your CFB squad drop off, move up or remain the same?
@scottdochterman.bsky.social has the latest College Football Playoff bracket prediction, plus a look at the week ahead ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
@scottdochterman.bsky.social has the latest College Football Playoff bracket prediction, plus a look at the week ahead ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Athletic forgot BYU existed. The article has it correct now but the graphic remains
Reposted by Michael Bischoff
That was the first time BYU held a lead of 30 or more points in any FBS game since the first game of the 2022 season against USF.
That was BYU's largest FBS win since beating Boise State 51-17 in the crazy covid season of 2020.
That was BYU's largest FBS win since beating Boise State 51-17 in the crazy covid season of 2020.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
That was the first time BYU held a lead of 30 or more points in any FBS game since the first game of the 2022 season against USF.
That was BYU's largest FBS win since beating Boise State 51-17 in the crazy covid season of 2020.
That was BYU's largest FBS win since beating Boise State 51-17 in the crazy covid season of 2020.
Thank you Locked on Big 12 for saying all of this. It really sucked reading that yesterday and I'm glad someone with a microphone said something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbW...
GROSS: ESPN MOCKS Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, BYU in Ryan McGee's Football Article
YouTube video by Locked On Big 12
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thank you Locked on Big 12 for saying all of this. It really sucked reading that yesterday and I'm glad someone with a microphone said something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbW...