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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 15h

Same for OKC for me. I live in the shadow realm.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 19h

Trying to solve life's mysteries. Like is it ok if I make myself lunch at 9:55 AM?

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 20h

The most accurate thing about this map is that OKC exists in the shadow dimension between realities.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

"Welcome to 48 consecutive days of football"

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

There's a lot of technically football out there. But as all Sickos know. "All football is good football"

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a Hawaiian pizza lover. I'd never consider eating a deep dish version of that. You need some kind of spiced meat in there. Pepperoni or sausage or something.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

24 hours away from 48 straight days of football

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

Go Temple Towels

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like you need some soup

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 2d

Starting on Wednesday there's a football game every single day until the day before Thanksgiving

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

Psst... hey... you know what we have this week?

Wednesday night football.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 2d

I'm waiting for the month that I don't get hot.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

JUST GRAB THE BALL VLADE

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 3d

Ok. But I think I like this. You can't lose top 10 games when there's no rankings

AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 3d

2026 Miami Dolphins HC James Franklin.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 4d

The committee does have a starter pack full of college football posters. go.bsky.app/HmAYTAQ

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 4d

So the Mark Sanchez story might have a bit more to it.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 4d

The Internet is just Even Larger Pennsylvania

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 4d

Do you know how nice it is to have already won and not have the looming stress of the unexpected late night upset watching you, waiting for you to enjoy your day and let your guard down so it can pounce and ruin your surprisingly good season?

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

Its the 7th college football Saturday of the 2025 season.

Where are you headed today?

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 5d

Birmingham successfully fought to keep their team. Now we'll see what 3 cities they move to

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d

UFL is moving out of Memphis, Michigan, and San Antonio.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry that today is that day for you too. I'm just sitting at my desk crying alone in the house. Fun times.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah the last time we had a line clean out the guys who did it messed up things so bad that the company just never charged us and stopped talking to us. At least they replaced the toilet they somehow broke.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 6d

Just found out that my sewer line collapsed last night and now it will cost $9,600 to fix.
I'd throw up but I can't flush a toilet or wash the towels.

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 7d

Hit, pitch, run, he could probably do anything in a pinch

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 7d

Look at who played right field in the Mariners scrimmage today

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 7d

Category 3 is just a little bit under my mortgage... Category 1 is more than 2 months

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Michael Bischoff @mbishky.bsky.social · 7d

This is incredible

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7d

From Stanford Football

Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.

— Andrew

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