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Louisvillian, Cleveland sports fan, Cincinnati Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel, beloved newsletter author.

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November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

It's a short week, so ACBN Friday's coming early (and it's 🔓!)

Today, I'm sharing last-minute Thanksgiving ideas, end-of-year drink projects, very good dogs, and talking about the many things I'm thankful for this year.

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Ten Things I'm Thankful For
It's Friday somewhere, and I'm thankful for that. Thoughts on gratitude, plus holiday cocktail projects, dogs and more!
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November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
my ranking:

Rocky (1976)
Rocky III
Rocky vs. Drago
Creed
Rocky IV
Creed II-III (haven't seen them but I bet they're fine)
Rocky II
Rocky Balboa

[big gap]

Rocky V
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I love that a proposal was floated Friday afternoon and rescinded by midday Monday with a statement about needing “further analysis”

y’all got fuckin YELLED AT over the weekend, huh

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JCPS withdraws proposal to change start times after receiving feedback from families, staff
On Friday, in a new recommendation from Superintendent Brian Yearwood, the district said it was proposing all schools would begin and end the day 20 minutes earlier.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Unironically, it would have to be chili-themed. Whichever team loses has to concede that the other's chili is canonical.
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everyone talking about rivalry week has me wondering what even would be a TCU/Cincy rivalry name/trophy
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
beginning to think Scott Satterfield might not be the hotshot candidate I’ve made him out to be
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
at the Kentucky Derby, which is only exotic because I wasn’t drinking
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.

Love all, help all.

Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I enjoyed Wicked and I am looking forward to seeing Wicked: For Good with the kids tonight but I am not the least bit upset to learn that it is 23 minutes shorter than the first one
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

Today, I argue that 2025 is already over.

Before 2026 begins, we can still have some fun, with:

- Pimento cheese Shotgun Shells!
- A Banana Bread Boulevardier!
- an album of the year contender, a fun new book, pets and more!

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The Year's Already Over
We're into Garbage Time on 2025, and I've got all the junk you need: a powerful appetizer, a banana-bread Boulevardier, books, music and more!
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November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I un-paywalled this one because this might be my magnum opus of "I did something as a bit, but it was improbably good" and I want you all to see it

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November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

You love food writing, right? Well, you're going to love our newest food writer--an AI model rolled out just in time to help you plan your Thanksgiving!

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Plan your Thanksgiving... with the power of AI!
I feel like you already know this is going to be jokes but I'm putting it in the subhead just to be clear
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November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
fwd: I am back
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
we’re all questionable for tomorrow
Lakers officially list LeBron as questionable for tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sources have told @actioncookbook.com that the agreement is not yet final, and if Scott Satterfield is in line he should stay in line!
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
American Canto, stay away from me
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.”
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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It’s @actioncookbook.com’s “Big Ol’ Pot of Somethin’ Else,” sort of a gumbo-stew hybrid. It’s delicious!
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM