Matt Brown
@mattbrown.bsky.social
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I write Extra Points, a newsletter about off-the-field stories in college sports. I also (badly) make computer games, woodworking projects, and jokes. Chicago.
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no, i haven't gotten through all of the fullcast yet. I had to stop after the hobbit asshole talk to discuss that exact scenario with taylor
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okay i'm going to be honest, i cant name a single actual strain of weed. i'm just shitposting
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see, to me, that's a juice. Or at least, one of those like, 7% juices I might grab at a gas station
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ah crap I forgot the Northern Sun. That'd be a good one.
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COLLEGE SPORTS CONFERENCES THAT ALSO SOUND LIKE THEY WOULD BE GOOD NAMES FOR A STRAIN OF WEED

1) Big Sky
2) Summit
3) Lone Star
4) Landmark
5) American Rivers
6) Sun Belt
7) Skyline
8) New England Women's and Men's Athletic Conference
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I would like to try the big ten weed, personally
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was trying to figure out how to do a Metal Gear Sex thing but you're probably right. This is the move. Buns of the Patriots.
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Metal Rear Solid?

hang on I can get here eventually one second
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brb, taking a hiatus from extra points to write a script for a metal gear solid-themed burlesque show
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this feels like internet content that @edsbs.bsky.social would appreciate
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I actually have not! But I should probably read it
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I just did the actual math for this (will probably blog it for tomorrow's EP), and yeah, I think I'm right.

If we define meeting expectations as a five-star QB as like, "making third-team all conference at some point", I believe only three recent five-star QBs would qualify!
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NEW EXTRA POINTS:

Made some phone calls and did a ton of reading, and here's my best attempt at explaining what the EA purchase means for consumers, college athletic departments, and more:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/what-ea-go...
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@iamhectordiaz.com showing me the deathgenerator.com#gallery is the worst thing thats ever happened to my social media profiles

sorry sorry trying to delete etc
The Death Generator
The Death Generator
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If the school doesn’t have the physical files on their servers, it wouldn’t be a responsive record
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other currently outstanding requests, while I'm at it:

* beer sales figures during FB games for every school in the Big Ten, SEC and MAC
* various itemized licensing reports (i.e who is making that big t-shirt money)
* GM contracts
* conference realignment new league affiliation agreements
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stuff I am asking for:

* photography and/or video assets produced by UNC on behalf of the Hulu doc project
* emails from UNC fans about that Lombardi letter
* text messages from other ACC coaches to see if they've been talking shit about belichick

anything else while I'm FOIA MODE?
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You know what? Lemme file some more after dinner tonight. I got a stupid idea.
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Yes I already filed the foia btw
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Marco Rubio is gonna be a real liability on the recruiting trail