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Matt Brown
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I write Extra Points, a newsletter about off-the-field stories in college sports. I also (badly) make computer games, woodworking projects, and jokes.
Chicago.
Going to the hardware store. You guys need anything?
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this reminds me...I gotta call Oberlin before I go on Thanksgiving break
COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 766, WEEK 14

UMass -0.5 Friends (NAIA) 😳😬
Lehigh -2.5 Purdue
Harding: 9th in the MAC
North Central: 8th in the MVFC
Michigan -120.5 Madonna (Mich.)

Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Told you guys that Wisconsin was trending towards a re-up with UA. Under Armour still wants to be a player in college athletics.
Under Armour has generally been shedding deals so a notable 10 year extension with Wisconsin, which includes an NIL component like other recent deals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by Matt Brown
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
what playing pacific drive for 18 minutes taught me about america's problematic relationship with cars

tonight, for bluesky:
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
okay thats enough sober church skeets for now. im going to go be an involved parent. Future church skeets will require at least one (1) beverage
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
same tbh

(Mormon, singular. My wife was the only LDS woman I ever had a second date with. I think I ended up dating more jewish ladies than I did LDS ones)
I dated a Mormon.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Like this skeet if I was one of the first Mormons you ever met/meaningfully interacted with. I suspect we’re going to get at least five likes.
I think you were the second Mormon I met in my life when we first linked up!
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
my suspicion is that the "fuck the mormons" chants at football games are less about evangelical hatred (although thats real) than it is about mormonism having absolutely zero juice in american culture, and there is nobody in any student's life to tell them "hey dont do that". Also, alcohol.
(part infinity of my ongoing amazement that mormons try to be part of the evangelical in groups of the world instead of showing solidarity with other minority groups)
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
unironically, this is the worst thing about a Cincinnati crowd chanting FUCK THE MORMONS. There's SO MUCH HISTORY THERE, so many opportunities for better trolling. Just chanting Fuck is boring. Bring signs about the Kirtland Safety Society Failure. Talk shit about J.S. being a bad banker!
Mormons getting harassed in Ohio? What is this, 1838?
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
this does seem to happen an awful lot, doesn't it
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Matt Brown
good morning

we sponsored a D-III Bowl Game again this season

here's what we learned from the experience

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/what-we-le...
What we learned from Year 2 of the Extra Points Bowl
It looks like we have the makings of a Division III bowl dynasty on our hands!
www.extrapointsmb.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Matt Brown
We really do have two different kinds of law now: District Court law (aka the law), and Supreme Court "law" (aka the U.S. House of Lords upholding Trump's personalist regime)
I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
how have not yet had the "right wing influencer money from latvia NIL scandal" story yet
when you become a right wing online influencer do you just wake up one day with a bunch of money from Latvia or whatever sitting in your bank account. how does this work.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
good morning

we sponsored a D-III Bowl Game again this season

here's what we learned from the experience

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/what-we-le...
What we learned from Year 2 of the Extra Points Bowl
It looks like we have the makings of a Division III bowl dynasty on our hands!
www.extrapointsmb.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
you know what? I respect this. We'd all try to pull similar stunts if we became president.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I DONT GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
I DONT GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN
EVEN THOUGH IM FROM CHI-CA-GO
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Driving home from Ohio:

Kids: “can you PLEASE stop listening to that podcast? It’s just blah blah college football blah blah bad words blah blah loud laughing blah blah more bad words. We need MUSIC”

Me: “I uh, thought you were sleeping”
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When is Sacramento State’s FCS playoff game
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m not sure if there’s more than one college AD in Bluesky. I can count the number of industry executives, agents, assistant coaches, etc on two hands. When the people I gotta talk to for the job leave, I’ll leave too. It’s why LOTS of reporters are still there.
I wish more would breakaway. I know several people that have said they only reason they ever check Twitter is sports. The writers are the product there. They leave the audience follows. 🤷‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
okay what did i miss
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It will be interesting to see who will win
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM