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Dan’s Painting Minis again
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social

Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)

He/Him

Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?

Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.

open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
open.spotify.com
Transfer every year and get an NIL deal with Delta airlines and watch people get so furious about it
I feel like if I was good enough to get offers I'd be in the portal every year how could you not want to live for free in as many places as possible
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Kind of like Hurt, this is his song now
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You know a lot of blame is placed on Tebow's throwing motion for why he couldn't succeed in the NFL, but I really think we shouldn't overlook "probably too stupid to learn the full playbook" as a contributing factor too
This is the only post you are allowed to make in the Chips Ahoyaverse. You can only post it on Threads.
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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I had to trim the Bhutan video to get it under 3 minutes, but the meat is all there @sasscarpone.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This series has been a little light for me over the holidays.
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
This series has been a little light for me over the holidays.
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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one of my tiktok followers made this
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I wonder where that fish has gone?"
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Need @calligator.bsky.social to give me an ID here since I lost my Birds of Georgia identification book in the move
Went to give the dog a bathroom break and a wren(?) appears to have made an impromptu bird bath out of our pool cover
January 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Marcus Cole
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
. . .. gawdammit
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Went to give the dog a bathroom break and a wren(?) appears to have made an impromptu bird bath out of our pool cover
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Love to be in the center of a Venn diagram that has "just deeply dissatisfied with my overall state of existence currently" and "doing something for myself is selfish and will cause people to not like me" as the circles
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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yeah actually
January 8, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Billy Binion has a Duolingo certificate on his LinkedIn profile
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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13 weeks to Charity Bowl '26 and we're gonna take care of everybody we can between now and then, aren't we, coaches
You and Spencer dispensed that advice after the last Charity Bowl (planting trees), it rang true then and made me tear up. Even more so now.
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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it was always gonna take all of us
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Nothing sums up how we view and support schools in America quite like the fact that we just got a phone call that our son is falling out of his wheelchair because an elementary school only has adult sized wheelchairs and now it’s our problem to fix that
And I have to pick younger one up an hour early to take him in to get one of his casts repaired because I noticed a soft spot getting him ready for school
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This has me thinking that as a Dad "voters are a lot like children" is derogatory but it's also directional, because my actual children are very long on perception and very short on understanding.

Our job as parents/leaders is to help them with the latter and understand you cannot stop the former
Whether or not we should invade Greenland is something that would actually be discussed around a kitchen table, Amy.

It's a literal kitchen table issue! You would know this if any great percent of our elected officials were actual normal fucking people
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Whether or not we should invade Greenland is something that would actually be discussed around a kitchen table, Amy.

It's a literal kitchen table issue! You would know this if any great percent of our elected officials were actual normal fucking people
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
100's of years of men being into lesbian porn and the gay hockey show is breaking men's brains all over again
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM