It's Turkey Time, Dan
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
open.spotify.com
I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
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Y’all are insane people (complimentary)
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Y’all are insane people (complimentary)
We need Erik Singer on here dropping a 600 post thread explaining where the biscuit/scone/cookie divide happened in history
love the website where posting a picture of a biscuit inspires deranged comments and some of the most tedious discourse imaginable
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We need Erik Singer on here dropping a 600 post thread explaining where the biscuit/scone/cookie divide happened in history
Somebody tell the mods that the Adult Content filter apparently isn't working correctly
Jamelle just posting SMUT on here
Jamelle just posting SMUT on here
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Somebody tell the mods that the Adult Content filter apparently isn't working correctly
Jamelle just posting SMUT on here
Jamelle just posting SMUT on here
The first time I served a brined and properly roasted turkey my mother acted like I had discovered cold fusion
My mother would have served popcorn on Thanksgiving if she could have gotten away with it
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The first time I served a brined and properly roasted turkey my mother acted like I had discovered cold fusion
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
As somebody that watched Pitt-GT, this game is feeling familiar
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
As somebody that watched Pitt-GT, this game is feeling familiar
I apologize Eagles fans. I moved from the dinner table to the TV room to watch this and then that happened
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I apologize Eagles fans. I moved from the dinner table to the TV room to watch this and then that happened
Well of course the guy known as Long Dick Dierks ended up on the Chiefs
Words cannot express my love of the entire concept or the Bespoke Sports Team-Specific Hallmark Christmas Movie, one of the most American things that could ever exist
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well of course the guy known as Long Dick Dierks ended up on the Chiefs
Two year anniversary of the eldest catching himself a total hog
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Two year anniversary of the eldest catching himself a total hog
Can I still say it’s so weird to be disappointed that we’re “only” 9-2 going into COFH?
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can I still say it’s so weird to be disappointed that we’re “only” 9-2 going into COFH?
This is has such Kristin Sinema energy (derogatory)
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is has such Kristin Sinema energy (derogatory)
I think the deer here are somewhat used to people
(This is not zoomed in)
(This is not zoomed in)
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think the deer here are somewhat used to people
(This is not zoomed in)
(This is not zoomed in)
Exactly - I wasn’t pissed on behalf of FSU when they got snubbed. I was pissed because I knew how much it damaged the ACC and how that directly damages the school that I root for
I don’t WANT to root for a conference but those are currently the rules as written
I don’t WANT to root for a conference but those are currently the rules as written
Get fucked CBS.
We directly tied payouts to teams to the number of teams that make playoff. If the SEC gets in 6 teams and the ACC gets one, then the race to two mega conferences only accelerates.
It's great for the SEC and fucking terrible for everything else.
We directly tied payouts to teams to the number of teams that make playoff. If the SEC gets in 6 teams and the ACC gets one, then the race to two mega conferences only accelerates.
It's great for the SEC and fucking terrible for everything else.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Exactly - I wasn’t pissed on behalf of FSU when they got snubbed. I was pissed because I knew how much it damaged the ACC and how that directly damages the school that I root for
I don’t WANT to root for a conference but those are currently the rules as written
I don’t WANT to root for a conference but those are currently the rules as written
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Just a wonderful note to see this morning
You all rock!
You all rock!
@treblaw.bsky.social @megwalbert.bsky.social Serious question: Do you know the kindest people in the world?
These comments about the wishes are warm, beautiful and also hysterical. We love you all!!!!
These comments about the wishes are warm, beautiful and also hysterical. We love you all!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Just a wonderful note to see this morning
You all rock!
You all rock!
My football team might have been their first shot at an ACC title in a decade, but the fine folks on the website sure know how to make me feel better the next morning
Natalie is 20 and a mom. She's in ccollege and now she's gonna have a more comfortable place to study
Candus is 19 with a tiny kitchen. She's gonna air fry some delicious meals in there!
Daniel is 23. He broke several bones skateboarding and now his bed is gonna be set for his recovery
🫡🫡🫡
Candus is 19 with a tiny kitchen. She's gonna air fry some delicious meals in there!
Daniel is 23. He broke several bones skateboarding and now his bed is gonna be set for his recovery
🫡🫡🫡
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My football team might have been their first shot at an ACC title in a decade, but the fine folks on the website sure know how to make me feel better the next morning
Amateur in the stands talking, but unlike some of our terrible defenses in the past we do not have a talent problem on the field with the unit as a whole
We really are not putting guys in a position to succeed schematically
We really are not putting guys in a position to succeed schematically
I haven't really paid a ton of attention, but what I saw tonight... I wouldn't be surprised if the DB coach or the LB coach is fired if the unit coaches call their unit roles into the field. Things are just WRONG even pre-snap.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Amateur in the stands talking, but unlike some of our terrible defenses in the past we do not have a talent problem on the field with the unit as a whole
We really are not putting guys in a position to succeed schematically
We really are not putting guys in a position to succeed schematically
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"I'm going to play a little song for you about the nastiest freakiest little sex puppet I know, Fiona. This one's for you baby, happy anniversary....
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"I'm going to play a little song for you about the nastiest freakiest little sex puppet I know, Fiona. This one's for you baby, happy anniversary....
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
🎵🎵 SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
SHE TELLS HIM SHE'S IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESN'T GO
STILL SHE'S ON HER KNEES
I am disappointed but this was much less infuriating than NCSU because at least the defense stepped up and Pitt was always going to be a tough game
The hardest part will be the “what if’s” from this one
The hardest part will be the “what if’s” from this one
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I am disappointed but this was much less infuriating than NCSU because at least the defense stepped up and Pitt was always going to be a tough game
The hardest part will be the “what if’s” from this one
The hardest part will be the “what if’s” from this one
Felt that one coming
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Felt that one coming
. . . Onside kick again
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
. . . Onside kick again
The maddening thought is how we should have just tied the football game
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The maddening thought is how we should have just tied the football game
They have our OL in hell that’s where the false starts are coming from
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They have our OL in hell that’s where the false starts are coming from