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It's Turkey Time, Dan
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social

Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)

He/Him

Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
He also fully admits that he's Ted Cruz's Mario which is hysterical in and of itself
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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we gotta clear some room on the shelf so

For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me

I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.

(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I can run the GUO now!
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Gamer brained suggestion: Fontaineism.

“Rapture was a candy store for a guy like me. Guys who thought they knew it all. Dames who thought they'd seen it all. Give me a smart mark over a dumb one every time.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Besides Marlo the other line I like for these situations is Cranston in Argo saying “yes, this is the best bad idea we’ve got”
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“You want it to be one way, but it’s the other way.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He’s her drum teacher which makes it even sweeter I think
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
“I tire of this Christian nonsense”
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The third grader is getting hammered with phonics and required reading right now and it's definitely improving his overall skills incredibly. Shocked that's not everywhere

First grader is dyslexic so he's getting speech and orton gillingham support which is making a huge difference for him
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We've shrunk a bit, but my wife and I were both around 5'9" when we met
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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“I’m 7’1… met someone who was 7’4 though… it felt great!”

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am a human garbage disposal and I tried it last year when it came back too and just don't get why folks get so excited
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM