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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.
Feeling super false flaggy to me
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump calls for reinvestigation of all Afghan refugees who entered under Biden admin after National Guard shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Feeling super false flaggy to me
The only way it can go wrong is if you squeeze it for content.
Last minute decision never done it before God help us all
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The only way it can go wrong is if you squeeze it for content.
There are no heroes here, but it would be hilarious if BK took the UConn job at like $800K/yr.
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There are no heroes here, but it would be hilarious if BK took the UConn job at like $800K/yr.
I might just become an arsonist.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I might just become an arsonist.
The constant smell of weed is what will eventually cause me to become a recurring guest on Fox News.
Do what y'all want, but God damnit don't force me to share in it.
Do what y'all want, but God damnit don't force me to share in it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The constant smell of weed is what will eventually cause me to become a recurring guest on Fox News.
Do what y'all want, but God damnit don't force me to share in it.
Do what y'all want, but God damnit don't force me to share in it.
It's ok, hosts. I'm not in a rush for dinner. I didn't have lunch, so my stomach has shrunk!
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It's ok, hosts. I'm not in a rush for dinner. I didn't have lunch, so my stomach has shrunk!
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As Notre Dame vs. Stanford is set for 10:30 ET this weekend, a quick reminder that Notre Dame vs. Stanford was the last football game broadcast on the Pac-12 Network.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As Notre Dame vs. Stanford is set for 10:30 ET this weekend, a quick reminder that Notre Dame vs. Stanford was the last football game broadcast on the Pac-12 Network.
Man, so many Avatar ads!
My disinterest is palpable!
My disinterest is palpable!
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Man, so many Avatar ads!
My disinterest is palpable!
My disinterest is palpable!
“He doesn’t mean it with any intent to harm. Frustration just kind of comes out of him at times.”
That's just a copy/paste of a defense of just about any abuser.
That's just a copy/paste of a defense of just about any abuser.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“He doesn’t mean it with any intent to harm. Frustration just kind of comes out of him at times.”
That's just a copy/paste of a defense of just about any abuser.
That's just a copy/paste of a defense of just about any abuser.
working from the in-laws. Trying to sort out how to DoorDash some lunch (god help me) w/o my mom-in-law spotting it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
working from the in-laws. Trying to sort out how to DoorDash some lunch (god help me) w/o my mom-in-law spotting it.
Back when it was still "Microstrategy," I was on a VERY nice vacation at a VERY nice resort and they had a corporate outing there at the same time that, according to our concierge, involved 2000 people.
it seems Strategy, whose business model was "buy Bitcoin" and whose market cap was somehow larger than the value of its stock of bitcoin, is now collapsing. inconceivable www.ft.com/content/5347...
Crypto hoarders dump tokens as shares tumble
‘Digital asset treasury’ craze sours amid $1tn rout in cryptocurrency market
www.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Back when it was still "Microstrategy," I was on a VERY nice vacation at a VERY nice resort and they had a corporate outing there at the same time that, according to our concierge, involved 2000 people.
How to Make a Killing | Official Trailer HD | A24
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November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This is a thing I wish would happen to me and then I get so frustrated with every board game.
For those in the states, be sure to Trojan Horse your friends and family into becoming boardgame hobbyists this Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is a thing I wish would happen to me and then I get so frustrated with every board game.
Man, I have entirely slept on UConn this year.
SOURCE: Colorado State is expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Man, I have entirely slept on UConn this year.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Well, this really makes my cheesecake discussion from earlier today awkward.
We all know the best pie is pussy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well, this really makes my cheesecake discussion from earlier today awkward.
All the desserts talk reminded me I'm about to see the nephews who are so ADHD that they can't sit down long enough to eat a dessert.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All the desserts talk reminded me I'm about to see the nephews who are so ADHD that they can't sit down long enough to eat a dessert.