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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.
Well, this really makes my cheesecake discussion from earlier today awkward.
We all know the best pie is pussy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well, this really makes my cheesecake discussion from earlier today awkward.
All the desserts talk reminded me I'm about to see the nephews who are so ADHD that they can't sit down long enough to eat a dessert.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All the desserts talk reminded me I'm about to see the nephews who are so ADHD that they can't sit down long enough to eat a dessert.
At this rate we're going to decide it's ganache.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
At this rate we're going to decide it's ganache.
Even if we accept the absurd notion that it is its own thing, when does Cheesecake become cake in those Cheesecake Factory items that include layers of heretofore universally acknowledged cake?
Never made pie in a spring form pan tho.
I mean, on one hand it's very dense cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Even if we accept the absurd notion that it is its own thing, when does Cheesecake become cake in those Cheesecake Factory items that include layers of heretofore universally acknowledged cake?
Never made pie in a spring form pan tho.
I mean, on one hand it's very dense cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
Unpossible. It must be one or the other.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Never made pie in a spring form pan tho.
I mean, on one hand it's very dense cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
Unpossible. It must be one or the other.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I mean, on one hand it's very dense cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
On the other, what cake has a crust?
Plus if you took it out of the oven too soon and it spilled all over, what would you say spilled? Batter or filling?
And you can't no-bake a cake.
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So great. ❤️
Also crazy how long some of my online acquaintances go back.
Also crazy how long some of my online acquaintances go back.
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So great. ❤️
Also crazy how long some of my online acquaintances go back.
Also crazy how long some of my online acquaintances go back.
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
When I am godking, this will serve as the litmus test for who gets to live.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When I am godking, this will serve as the litmus test for who gets to live.
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Finalists for the Maxwell Award for the nation's top player:
Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza
Ohio State QB Julian Sayin
Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza
Ohio State QB Julian Sayin
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Finalists for the Maxwell Award for the nation's top player:
Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza
Ohio State QB Julian Sayin
Notre Dame RB Jeremiyah Love
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza
Ohio State QB Julian Sayin
People with fireplaces...
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People with fireplaces...
The 8/9 matchup is probably right and also kind of a bummer because it'd be a shame to definitely get rid of either of the 2 teams nobody really wants to deal with so early.
My CFP projection heading into tonight's rankings release: www.nbcsports.com/college-foot...
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The 8/9 matchup is probably right and also kind of a bummer because it'd be a shame to definitely get rid of either of the 2 teams nobody really wants to deal with so early.
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have just discovered that 0-11 UMass is playing their final game of the season (and their last chance to avoid going totally winless) at 4:30 pm Eastern time today
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
have just discovered that 0-11 UMass is playing their final game of the season (and their last chance to avoid going totally winless) at 4:30 pm Eastern time today
Normalize not drying your hands to help reassure people that you did a good job washing them.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Normalize not drying your hands to help reassure people that you did a good job washing them.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Only 5 of the top 30 men in the NCAA XC Championship this weekend were American born. And given my daughter's recruitment experience, I have a feeling the womens' wasn't much different. NIL has really made things goofy in Olympic sports.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Only 5 of the top 30 men in the NCAA XC Championship this weekend were American born. And given my daughter's recruitment experience, I have a feeling the womens' wasn't much different. NIL has really made things goofy in Olympic sports.
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This is new: Heisman Trophy ballots don't open until conference championship Saturday night, and the voting window is 48 hours.
Ballots were previously live for a week, opening the Monday before conference championship games. This is a good change.
Ballots were previously live for a week, opening the Monday before conference championship games. This is a good change.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is new: Heisman Trophy ballots don't open until conference championship Saturday night, and the voting window is 48 hours.
Ballots were previously live for a week, opening the Monday before conference championship games. This is a good change.
Ballots were previously live for a week, opening the Monday before conference championship games. This is a good change.
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I cut my sisters cheesecake sampler in the middle with a cookie cutter because “I wanted a little bit of every slice.”
Then I cut into the pumpkin pie
Then I cut into the pumpkin pie
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I cut my sisters cheesecake sampler in the middle with a cookie cutter because “I wanted a little bit of every slice.”
Then I cut into the pumpkin pie
Then I cut into the pumpkin pie
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Every year I very nearly make my own egg nog, and every year I chicken out.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every year I very nearly make my own egg nog, and every year I chicken out.