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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
I see why people have lake houses now
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Do you ever think about how everyone in the NBA would have traumatized a 1700s French village the second they entered it
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Someone PLEASE put the Paper Mario hammer charging sound effect over this I beg of you
i’m so happy for him
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Happy Thanksgiving i guess
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ah, a believer in the 2nd Amendment
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Guys I'm in Independence, Minnesota should I turn arounda
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They absolutely went the fuck off on that OST. There were so many songs that I made the strongest stink face on. When I heard the 808 on this one, whew boy.

youtu.be/8czs9VUfzXc?...
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Seeing that NBC logo and game narration before a NBA game never gets old man, gets me every time
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I finally got a TV made after the Obama presidency and wow I can see why people dont go on TV without makeup
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I need this thing to crash so badly make it stop
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yeah my dogs gonna have to walk home by themselves after this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I think its kind of amazing how insanely greedy people are

Like how do the people who set this up sleep at night
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If Müller can stop Cop Badge FC aka Tories FC from getting to the finals, I'll forgive up to half of the things he did with Bayern
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Drafted during a Taco Bell commercial btw
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Amazon when they deliver your package to the wrong address

"Ok well first off youre a dumbass, secondly did you check with every person within a mile of your home? Oh you didnt? Hm guess its not really lost yet huh."
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
They'd have fought a small but very violent war in the 1300s over this woman
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Baddie Fumbler Era is still in its beginning stages apparently
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If I show up to a BBQ and the griller is asleep im boxing
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Cant believe they had these in the stadium AND in my size
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Shout-out to my former gambling addicts, keep staying strong you got this
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Thats so vile
🏆⚽️✈️ After winning the NWSL championship Saturday night, Gotham FC have just departed San Jose on board the very same all-white Avelo jet (N805VL) that lost cabin pressure with shackled ICE abductees aboard two weeks ago and had to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas 😬
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Why this man looking like he was the one coaching out there that is a managers hand to face
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Congrats to the lawyers who are about to get basically free legal fees
Read the room.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm getting high vibrational energy
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*throws up*

Go St Louis
USOC qualifying on tap.

BOHFS hosts Chicago House, winner secures their spot.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM