Jerad Walker
@jeradwalker.bsky.social
Podcast Editor: North Carolina Public Radio (WUNC). Contributor: NPR. Alum: OPB, WAMU. Cheerwine enthusiast. Go Dawgs!
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Me slicing the jellied cranberry sauce precisely on the lines left behind by the tin can.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me slicing the jellied cranberry sauce precisely on the lines left behind by the tin can.
Editors! We’re your best friend. No really!
Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Editors! We’re your best friend. No really!
i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
Hey y’all, can Suno perform a neurosurgical procedure that severs all the connections in my brain's prefrontal cortex?
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey y’all, can Suno perform a neurosurgical procedure that severs all the connections in my brain's prefrontal cortex?
Me slicing the jellied cranberry sauce precisely on the lines left behind by the tin can.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me slicing the jellied cranberry sauce precisely on the lines left behind by the tin can.
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
I can sorta see it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can sorta see it.
Y’all quit messing around and hire Mitch. He’s a fantastic journalist, digital producer and writer based in the Raleigh, NC area. And he’s a genuinely decent human being.
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Y’all quit messing around and hire Mitch. He’s a fantastic journalist, digital producer and writer based in the Raleigh, NC area. And he’s a genuinely decent human being.
And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
And the most famous athlete in the Republic of Tajikistan? You guessed it. Stacy Compton.
“This year I’m thankful for paper towels. Holiday travelers deserve better than inadequate and unsanitary hand dryers.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“This year I’m thankful for paper towels. Holiday travelers deserve better than inadequate and unsanitary hand dryers.”
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
The Campbell’s Soup story is wild. I can’t tell if this is a real life Soylent Green situation or this guy is just a terrible person. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The Campbell’s Soup story is wild. I can’t tell if this is a real life Soylent Green situation or this guy is just a terrible person. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
Four episodes in and two things are clear. George Washington was a game manager and defense wins championships.
Drinking cold beer and watching a Ken Burns documentary like the Founding Fathers intended.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Four episodes in and two things are clear. George Washington was a game manager and defense wins championships.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Adult Disney ass Star Wars take.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Adult Disney ass Star Wars take.
Werner Herzog’s attic full of crap puts yours to shame.
“He survived... speaks with a whisper.”
“He survived... speaks with a whisper.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Werner Herzog’s attic full of crap puts yours to shame.
“He survived... speaks with a whisper.”
“He survived... speaks with a whisper.”
The next Riyadh Comedy Festival is just going to be Grok and Carrot Top.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The next Riyadh Comedy Festival is just going to be Grok and Carrot Top.
![A photo taken of a box at the storage site of a major music festival with a label that reads:
DEATH TO CABLE THEIVES [Sic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4muri6zol4jwdltg2kdiu6vm/bafkreigkm6crper2s244tk7tv4h6vxezzex62wh7qom5glgok2fo3piavm@jpeg)
Big news! Mack Brown’s powder room palace sold for $6 million.
That’s $600k per toilet.
That’s $600k per toilet.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Big news! Mack Brown’s powder room palace sold for $6 million.
That’s $600k per toilet.
That’s $600k per toilet.
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Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
50 years ago the BBC filmed this incredible documentary about a Scotsman named Big Jim who regularly rode a bicycle 22 miles through the Highlands to visit a friend. This was his 105th trip, and he got completely blitzed along the way.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
50 years ago the BBC filmed this incredible documentary about a Scotsman named Big Jim who regularly rode a bicycle 22 miles through the Highlands to visit a friend. This was his 105th trip, and he got completely blitzed along the way.
Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!