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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 25m

9 times in a row, you'll never sing that

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19h

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row

Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.

www.choosechicago.com

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 15h

Why the fuck is that guy holding his gun like that

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 18h

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 17h

That had to have been the quietest preseason of all time did they decide the season should start like a few hours ago lol

👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 17h

Wait the Blackhawks are playing a real game right now? And it started at 4pm for some reason???

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h

Overall: This album is just bad. I get it. She looked at all the other pop girlies evolving their sound and said "I want to too"

But shes stuck making the music that made her a billionaire. So she tried to do both, and it didn't work.

She should really take more than a year to make her next one.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h

The Life of a Showgirl: Realizing Sabrina Carpenter is on this truly made realize she failed to make a Sabrina Carpenter album. After this song I immediately clicked on a random "Mans Best Friend" song and yeah.

I probably wouldnt have made this connection so hard if she wasnt the feature lol

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h

Honey: I dont know if this song is good or not because we went on a 7 song nightmare run but I didn't think this song was bad. Its just boring again. But considering the rest of the album Id take boring over bad.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h

Cancelled: Did the album HAVE to be 12 songs because this feels like someone told her "you need 12 songs" but she submitted an album with 10 on it already so she went back and did this and Wi💲h List.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h

Wood: This is a song that someone would make immediately after soaking for the first time at BYU. Also girl...

The Taylor Swift engagement announcement on Instagram with "Your English teacher" circled and a question mark added

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Wi$h Li$t: Real Madrid mention.

Idk man. Like I think if you listen to them all in a row, theyre starting to all blend together. Theres nothing really unique or interesting here other than her saying fuck so this is the anime filler episode of the album.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Actually Romantic: Her producer must have been sitting there like Oppenheimer when he saw the atomic bomb being built. Knowing he could have done something to stop this. But powerless to do so because of his own humanity.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Ruin the Friendship: Shes used this bass sound in 3 other songs. Swift doesnt need to be Kaytranda but I KNOW she can do better musically. Every song cant have the complexity of a single

Shes a "albums have themes" lady so why is this song in the same album you talk about your husbands dick

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Eldest Daughter: If you told me this was AI, I'd absolutely believe you. This is the type of song Id expect from someone 16 lol

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Father Figure: I swear shes used the instrumental of this before or maybe its a default on garageband

Shes using the fuck out of these key changes. 12 albums in she has to know more ways to keep songs interesting

The first time I said out loud "what the hell is this lady talking about" lyrically

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Opalite: I didn't hate this either. Would even say I loved the instrumental on this one.

Apparently Travis Kelces birthstone is an opal so thats nice I guess

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Elizabeth Taylor: Pretty bland. Since she said shes my English teacher imma be ANALYZING these lyrics and this just seems like she wrote this in 5 seconds.

Also I could have made this instrumental. Maybe it hits bad because the song before it was so good but this song was a miss.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Fate of Ophelia: Actually decent not gonna lie, a little unadventurous musically (Love Island transition track) but the first track usually is

The lyrics arent bad either so I am confused on how we are going to get to the very famous redwood line

Im going to call this is the best song on the album

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 22h

Nobody asked but I'm going to actually see if this Swift album is ass. Song by song review.

You can trust I'm going to be fair and unbiased because I don't want my SSN leaked

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah this guy wants to retire lol

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 1d

The announcement was made as a parody of “The Decision,” a widely criticized television event James and his team produced when he left for the Miami Heat in free agency.

LeBron James reveals answer to ‘The Second Decision’ — and it’s not retirement

The announcement was made as a parody of “The Decision,” a widely criticized television event James and his team produced when he left for the Miami Heat in free agency.

nbcnews.to

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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 23h

Show this week.

We look at the upcoming weekend of Frauen Bundesliga, and then make Soccer Tinder profiles for Bundesliga players, but for scouts instead of romance.

Come watch if youre looking to swipe right on your teams next striker.

6pm Central this Thursday

www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

A Bild headline translated: Ex Bundesliga Trainer founds Tinder for soccer stars

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 23h

Curling season is bak

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 23h

The human rights trial prequel doesnt seem to be going well

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bondi to Blumenthal: "You lied. How dare you? I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 1d

When you stop taking ivermectin for a few days

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 1d

The symbol of America being built on a lie that it sounds like a scary bird and not soneone cleaning a glass window is way too on the nose

lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to think the government might be lying about stuff, but still not sure

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 1d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Jake: Drinks with no ice @brehlol.bsky.social · 1d

They're making real country again???

m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 1d

Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect.

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