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gave my life to baphomet in a denny's parking lot
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the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
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oliviamesser.bsky.social
I kind of can’t believe this Bari Weiss quote is even real, and yet www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
“I know that there are some people in this room who don’t believe that my marriage should have been legal … and that’s ok. Because we’re all Americans who want lower taxes.”
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acyn.bsky.social
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.
keptsimple.bsky.social
i'm the guy at microsoft who makes it hard to copy an email address in outlook
keptsimple.bsky.social
Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect.
keptsimple.bsky.social
going on the lam. what do you guys think of my disguise?
keptsimple.bsky.social
idea for a bit: toxic non-profit director trump
keptsimple.bsky.social
trump did 9/11
atrupar.com
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
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Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
keptsimple.bsky.social
imagine you're an ICE agent committing a war crime against some guy and a certified baddie comes up to yell at you. I'd kill myself later that day.
cristianfarias.com
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
keptsimple.bsky.social
otis knew what was up
keptsimple.bsky.social
Mitch Daniels?
maddow.msnbc.com
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
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banalplay.bsky.social
twitter is owned by the largest individual donor of the 2024 cycle who gave about $300 million to Republican candidates, and people's families ARE being rounded up. none of his objections to these things he's imagining are on principle. they just believe they should be the ones doing it.
britculpsapp.bsky.social
it’s funny he thinks he’s that relevant
Cernovich & @Cernovich
X.com
In an alternative timeline, Kamala Harris is in office, by now over 5 million gang members are in the country, Elon is in prison, Trump is dead, X is controlled by the DNC, I'm dead or in a gulag, your family is being rounded up, about to be murdered. We were that close.
5:18 PM • 10/3/25
keptsimple.bsky.social
noah smith isn't exactly maga but he's spiritually aligned with them because he thinks having sex with women is gay
keptsimple.bsky.social
I think in about 6 months to a year when the economy is in total free fall we'll have a good handle on what percentage of the country is a full on ideologically committed fascist. I'm thinking it's like 30 percent.
elongreen.bsky.social
Indeed, there’s a sizable contingent for whom that’s merely a bonus.
gonebabygone.bsky.social
I don't think Trump is anywhere near the floor of his support considering the trajectory of the economy but there will always be the people for whom "marching naked children out of their homes at gunpoint" wasn't the final straw
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trumpstaxes.com
Oh look, another White House Signal scandal.

This time it was an aide to Stephen Miller who was using Signal so openly in a public space that a bystander captured images of the chat.

Oh and the messages were about sending the *82nd Airborne* into Portland.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
White House official inadvertently reveals plans to send elite army unit to Portland
Anthony Salisbury displayed chat about deployment of 82nd airborne division on cellphone while in Minnesota
www.theguardian.com
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cooperlund.online
In case you aren’t aware, Ryan Adams has been crashing out for a very long time on Facebook
keptsimple.bsky.social
god I hate UNC's boosters. just focus on the basketball team my god. this is like the 4th football embarrassment in 12 years. and even if we somehow became good the prize is something even more embarrassing: being a football school.
keptsimple.bsky.social
yikes she was definitely a virgin until like last year
keptsimple.bsky.social
she should be made to suffer for our enjoyment
keptsimple.bsky.social
yeah I've wondered about this. a lot of her public persona these days is about finally being herself but she's more in thrall to pop production slop than ever
refreshingtime.bsky.social
she has been on a notable decline since folklore and that was overrated anyway. the narratives she has been pushing about taking her artistic agency back are totally at odds with jack antonoff, shellback and max martin making all her songs. her lyrical contributions are even the worst part
keptsimple.bsky.social
just read all the lyrics to this song and every single line is like the worst possible thing you could ever hope to write