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For spooky season I've changed my Bluesky name to the thing that scared me the most when I went trick-or-treating as a kid
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Just jumped on Facebook to see if anybody has posted an update on a relative in the hospital (gotta love life in the 21st century) and holy shit I thought it was unusable before but it's beyond worthless now. Ten minutes of scrolling and think I saw three actual posts from people I actually know.
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As long as I've worked in my current job we've had the same custodian who maintains the bathrooms on our floor. He's an older Hispanic man. This week there's a younger, non-Hispanic custodian. I really, REALLY hope the old custodian got a better job somewhere else (or better yet, retired).
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Speaking of the blues/folk/country divides, if we're picking white boy blues I would put Dylan's Blonde on Blonde at the top of my list.
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Yeah Hendrix definitely falls into that category too
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I am shocked, JUST SHOCKED, to see that my alder Matt O'Shea didn't sign the letter
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Shout-out to the Yankees' organist for playing Charlie Parker's Ornithology a couple minutes ago
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Can't believe somebody would decide to pay tribute to Miracle on Ice hero Neal Broten with a vanity plate and then spell his name wrong
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I choose to interpret "the Ed Gein show" as a late night talk show hosted by Ed Gein
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What's crazy is I wasn't even thinking about that next line when I came up with the idea
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So I made this design and kinda wanna make it into a t-shirt even though I'm guessing like five people on the planet will appreciate it
Picture of the Piggly Wiggly pig logo but it has a top hat and a mustache and instead of "piggly wiggly" under it it says "pig incognito."
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New game. We do well in new games.
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John Tyler's grandson could have listened to Charli XCX
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My first thought was "it looks like a Fleshlight but it's too small." My second thought was, "actually no, it's exactly the right size."
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Stop putting charcoal in food. It fucks with your meds. Stop.
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What about the one at the Winter Classic at the Big House?
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So much of what Robert has shared about his political journey reminds me of my own path from conservative to libertarian to whatever I am now (anarchist-ish?). I 100% had the realization below.
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as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
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I asked @suesswassersee.bsky.social "who's the vin ho ?" Dear followers, you can imagine my surprise when I was informed that yours truly is, in fact, the vin ho.
Picture of a bottle of Casual Garcia Vinho Verde wine.