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@denyingthumper.com
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Sex blogger, apparently. Also, queer polyamorous submissive masochistic anti-fascist underwear enthusiast baseball fan. Permanently locked in male chastity. Read my stuff at denyingthumper.com
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(Trust me there’s this one scene where the moonlight reflects off his ass and it’s 👨‍🍳💋.)
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Just started watching Peacemaker (about half way through the first season) and this little green guy is unbelievable hot imo.
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Locked at 35,000 feet.
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When I was in Italy recently, they only used a metal detector so I could have stayed in. Heathrow uses the hard surface scanner things. Problem is, it’s hard to know which you’re going to encounter until it’s too late.
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Came in for the NFL game now heading back.
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I dunno if the scanner thing can pick up boners but I do know if it can they don’t pull you out of line for a pat down if you have one. That might’ve been enough to make me squirt tbh. 2/2
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Went through security at Heathrow and so was out of chasity for 24 minutes (7.3 hours on the year). I HATE being out. The contents are so goddamned sensitive and the feeling of it squishing around and rubbing against the inside of my pants is unbelievably distracting. 1/2
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Fitting place for lunch
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I need to hear Taylor’s dick song.
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Huh. That’s new. Must be a UK thing.
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Back in the days when devices were made of chicken wire and leftover auto parts.
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Back in the Orion for various trips through metal detectors.
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No, she’s got the contents and he’s got my hole.
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They’re all I have left.
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Yeah it’s not great. But at least the billionaires are getting more tax breaks!
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You win some you lose some.
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We’ll see. We’re flying very late. Should be quiet.
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My balls are that big. *Only* my balls. The contents might be literally half the size of that cock. Maybe.
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We’ll be traveling later today so I’ll be saying goodbye to the Steelheart and hello to the plastic Evotion Orion.
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Locked 100% of September, 99.9% YTD.
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lol no I deleted that shit a long time ago.