Lunar New IDtheMIKE
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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.
Yes. Run the ball.
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Yes. Run the ball.
I'm going to make a coffee table book of the phenomenon of every Pizza Hut being replaced by a Mexican joint. I'll get a little blurb for every one where someone remembers going to that Hut as a kid.
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I'm going to make a coffee table book of the phenomenon of every Pizza Hut being replaced by a Mexican joint. I'll get a little blurb for every one where someone remembers going to that Hut as a kid.
My son got a bunch of "vintage" comics. Here's a vintage blast from the past of the world of marketing. The 90a, man...
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
My son got a bunch of "vintage" comics. Here's a vintage blast from the past of the world of marketing. The 90a, man...
This is the most "this app is my app" I've ever seen.
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This is the most "this app is my app" I've ever seen.
Who all's up sandwichin' they loins?
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Who all's up sandwichin' they loins?
Thinking about this while looking at the Rams at Chicago.
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Thinking about this while looking at the Rams at Chicago.
We did it y'all. Bsky is getting fucked by extra traffic bc X is fucked, and now it's big enough to show on Downdetector when it's fucked.
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We did it y'all. Bsky is getting fucked by extra traffic bc X is fucked, and now it's big enough to show on Downdetector when it's fucked.
Genuinely thought this was one of their ads for betting.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Genuinely thought this was one of their ads for betting.
"Exciting bitterness" is my vibe tonight.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"Exciting bitterness" is my vibe tonight.
Sigh. Why is this in my TL?
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Sigh. Why is this in my TL?
This showed up on my linkedin, and I think it really says a lot about whatever the hell that place has become that there's a 30K follower account with apparently a publishing workflow they're trying to fit into X's draft folder?
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This showed up on my linkedin, and I think it really says a lot about whatever the hell that place has become that there's a 30K follower account with apparently a publishing workflow they're trying to fit into X's draft folder?
Drove one in 96, and that was an amazing year for me.
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Drove one in 96, and that was an amazing year for me.
Trying to post my first ever selfie on here, but I'm very drunk.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trying to post my first ever selfie on here, but I'm very drunk.
Oh ho ho ho, it's good.
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh ho ho ho, it's good.