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Haunted Hawg
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God’s strongest Altima, apparently
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 15m
Shit c50 might be on the wing
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 17m
It is thankfully a very short flight
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 18m
I am flying by Southwest home

I got on a 6 hr earlier flight praise Jesus

I had to sacrifice my a28 boarding position for c50 hail satan
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 56m
Listen, as a twenty year veteran of the trade association/professional society world
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1h
Alright last day of the Annual Meeting then hopefully a late night flight home
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 12h
I have completed my endless conference work day and am now reviewing scores and el oh el
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 21h
Wasn’t this “wildest concert fight” tweet a prompt we all answered like less than a month ago?
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 22h
What an honor for us
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 22h
God we really should have had our rematch game this year
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 22h
Yall gonna get Jerry a full time OC gig
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
I mean at least I don’t have to watch what happens in the football game later but
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
Well at least I don’t also have to watch my football team get wrecked by 50 points today oh wait
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
god is dead
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
I WANT TO DIE
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
Losing on shrimp would be perfect tbh
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
I am
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
ALT: a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
Flaherty can’t throw a strike, cool
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
These motherfuckers
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
The fucking Tigers
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
Oh Tigers
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Haunted Hawg @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 1d
Wow this is how you tell me we’re done?
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